The Cat

Mane's 30 yard scissor kick pass to Pelle for a last minute winner tomorrow at Stamford Bridge.

I tried to enter Mr Hampshire but ended getting arrested for attempted rape.

All the Joiners has is the name and the history. They've done nothing to it in years, although that is likely down to a lack of cash. The beer is absolutely foul, the rooms are a stupid shape and it gets impossibly crowded for the sold out gigs. Sadly they've painted over my favourite graffiti which said "657 crew" and underneath someone had written "average attendance at Fratton Park". I'm easily pleased but this made me laugh every time I went for a slash for about 10 years.

Some of the people on here that don't like what he did were probably quite happy to sing in support of Lee Barnard after he smacked someone in a club. What I don't understand is people who REALLY like him. To the point where they will go on social media and forums and spend ages defending him. He's just a middle aged bloke in bad clothes who shouts controversial twaddle while presenting a programme about cars. I think he's a complete ***t but I wouldn't spend ages on the web banging on about it. Also, cars are dull.

http://www.charltonlife.com/discussion/55482/burnley-footballer-charlie-austin-has-been-found-guilty-of-assaulting-a-man-in-a-nightclub

Swirl by Westkust. http://westkust.bandcamp.com/album/swirl

He's done loads of albums and was in Fleet Foxes for a while. Went by his normal name of J. Tillman before. http://www.discogs.com/artist/1177036-J-Tillman

At least he's being honest. The more interest the better as it forces his price up and makes it less likely he'll join Spurs.

Update from Exaro. More raids including a former Chief of Defence Staff and Lord. http://www.exaronews.com/articles/5516/police-raid-leon-brittan-s-properties-in-london-and-yorkshire

@dave_boon 4 minutes ago Who would you rather have at CB? Fav for Lovren or RT for an unconcious Skrtel

PMQ's is an utter joke. Blair lumped the 2 sessions together into one so he could be less accountable for bombing loads of innocent people or something. The questions have always been planted and in all the time I've heard them the PM, whoever it has been, rarely directly answers a question.

Here's a list of more pointless International Days: http://www.un.org/en/events/observances/days.shtml It's International Day of Forests and the Tree on my birthday. I'm going to celebrate it by drunkenly running naked through the New Forest after we beat Burnley.

Some of the one touch passing between him, Lallana and Lambert was a joy to watch and at times was so far above League 1 level it was almost embarrassing. Aside from the goals already mentioned it was the one away at Brentford to put us 2-0 up which is one of my favourites. It was also good of him to head off down the M27 and spend the twilight of his career by causing them loads of aggro.

Cyne against Burnley in the cup last season.

Pretty sure I saw him at the Liverpool game waddling around at the front of the Chapel. If it wasn't him we have another lardy fan who requires a seat for each arse cheek.

Interpreters

I've been enjoying this new Metz track pounding around my head the past few days. [video=youtube;RrYH-TQCn9U]

On tonight's match thread they've gone with "Wet Sham". When will this hilarity end? Will someone use Moan Utd, Looserpool, Spuds or Arsenil next? I can't wait to find out.

I thought so. Strange performance from Palace, would have thought they'd have gone with similar tactics to the cup game when they caused us all sorts of problems in the first half. No matter, it was great to see us get the win.

Considering their fans were moaning about not having the full allocation for the cup game I'm surprised they haven't sold out tonight.

We had some long range shots on Saturday, in the first half I remember seeing a few sail far over the bar and into the fans behind Foster's goal.

Graeme Rix got 12 months for this and then went to manage Pompey, which may have actually been part of his sentence.

Presumably that bloke at QPR just moved and stood somewhere else? I wasn't in my correct seat the whole game and spent the second half stood in the aisle at the back. Stewards didn't seem bothered.

It ws frustrating that the ref did little about it, but people counting the number of seconds it took for Foster to take goal kicks etc was somewhat lame. Does no one remember how long we fannied around under Adkins with them?

I'm going to the Vine due to driving up to this one with the nipper. Not sure he's quite the age to get the train and go out on the lash yet.