The Cat

Still time for Lovren to wreck their season if Skrtel gets done for that stamp on De Gea yesterday.

What do you want? Hourly updates? It's obvious he's out for the rest of the season so there's not much anyone can say that makes a great deal of difference to anything now.

I heard it and believe he meant to say Saints, then Tottenham behind in 7th. Why would he have mentioned the same team twice? It's not like anyone listening needs clarification that Spurs and Tottenham are the same team.

This, from a Greek 3rd division game has to be one of the most spectacularly inept decisions of all time. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2jm46y_referee-awards-penalty-after-player-accidentally-fouls-himself-in-greek-3rd-division_sport?start=2

Clark has done it again.

Got the Courtney Barnett vinyl through yesterday. Have listened to it twice today, love it.

Let's not pick on anyone eh? We're having pretty much the best season a lot of fans have known. Tadic may not have been great but he put the most dangerous balls into the box of any Saints player in the first half. Indeed Long's goal came from the confusion caused by his initial good cross. Why fans get off on tutting and moaning at Pelle I'll never know. Fucking pricks the lot of them.

Fitzhugh couldn't help but mention Tadic's penalty was dodgy. Yes, we get you don't rate him but it's getting quite dull now. I can only imagine he was aghast when he stuck away the winner at Old Trafford. And anyway, who cares how many penalties we've had since the war. Football is now measured in pure and after Premier League terms. Nothing else will suffice.

The last time I watched Saints play on my birthday was the 1-0 defeat at Fratton Park. We could lose 6-0 tomorrow and it would still be preferable to that day.

He's Champions League class, which is slightly below world class but above Europa League class like many of our other players.

Two examples I know of that, I believe, mean people shouldn't be named: 1) A bloke I shared a house with at Uni was training to be a teacher. He was on target for a first when, in his last teaching practice, he was accused of sexually assualting a 10 year old girl. Cue an early morning visit from the Police where he was taken in for questioning. 3 days later the case was dropped, apparently she had form for this type of thing. He was understandably so disturbed by the whole thing that he ditched his career choice and ended up working in a shop. 2) A recent case where a man was arrested for copying indecent images of children on his pc. This case was dropped when the Police realised they had wrongly noted down the IP address of the culprit by one digit and got the wrong person.

Super Furries confirmed as headliners for Green Man. I'm very happy about this. The line up is looking great. http://www.greenman.net/line-up/2015/

Turkish looks like this

Visions got a spin today. Dennis Brown's finest moment

I've seen Kanye West live. He was incredible. Still a **** though.

According to this article there's 700000 empty homes in the UK. It's as good a place to start as any. http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/feb/23/europe-11m-empty-properties-enough-house-homeless-continent-twice

We're not married but have 2 kids. Both of us have dull, common English surnames and neither of us were fussed which our kids had but we didn't want double barrelled. In the end we decided that girls would have her surname and boys mine. We had 2 boys. Don't really see the point of marriage now. 20 years together, 2 kids and a mortgage. Nothing would change other than I wouldn't have to correct people who call my partner my wife. My Mum would love a wedding so it's mildly amusing that my sister has 2 kids with her partner and isn't married either.

The bloke is a massive twat. Near the end he did a huge dive right in front of us under pressure from Pelle. Then when we all gave him loads of shit he looked at us as if to say he'd done nothing wrong. Tosser.

Was excellent for the first 50 odd minutes. Didn't notice him after that apart from his good run into the box when he should have shot (although the pass to Long was good and Shane could have done better)

A 3pm Saturday kick off on my birthday. What can possibly go wrong?

Thoroughly deserved point. Decent noise in the away end in the first half, but we all got a bit nervy in the 2nd. Couldn't quite get the top and lower tier in synch though! I've never seen so many half an half scarves at a game. Idiots the lot of them

We can have nearly 3000 at Stoke if the club take the full allocation. Surely a ST holder on here who isn't going could help you out but I wouldn't have thought you'd have a problem.

I'm going up via Fratton. *shudder*