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Sarcastic cheers for Forster as he prevents an own goal

Cedric off. Replaced by Flanagan

Free kick to Sevilla in dangerous position. Yoshida coming off

Bednarek (spelling?) coming on I think

Yoshida ok to play on but still limping

Looks like a dead leg. Limping heavily

Yoshida injured

2-0 Edit. Offside! Still 1-0

Nope, same 11 for us

No changes at half time

Both. Sevilla did indeed have more of the ball after the goal but I reckon we had more of it beforehand. So, about even over the whole half IMO. I'm no rocket scientist though so take my observations with a pinch of salt

Btw, Redmond was nursing what looked like a rib injury towards the end of the half. Got elbowed in a challenge I think. Wouldn't surprise me if he came off at half time

Kingsland is closed. The other 3 stands are c.80-90% full (except for Northam away section)

I'm at the game. I wouldn't say that Sevilla are 'controlling things'. It's a pretty even game in terms of possession. P.s. Stephens is looking very composed and has had a couple of great runs from defense into attacking positions (very van Dijk esque)

I'll promise anything for you my schtickspotter darling. Mwah x

Yep, and almost as amusing as you repeating it ad infinitum, but not quite

I think that gets funnier the more you repeat it, so please don't ever stop posting it. Promise?

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#SevillaFC starting XI [emoji654] Rico, Escudero, Lenglet, Pareja, Corchia, NZonzi, Ganso, Banega, Montoya, Muriel and Correa

IQ or age?

Do they not have smart phone cameras and access to the internet in Hamble...?

You want perspective? On the SaintsWeb Forum? What planet have you been on the last 10 years or so? Just be thankful that we didn't win 4-0 as these pages would have been full of the same intelligentsia telling everyone not to read anything into the result as it was "only a meaningless friendly"...

No, the fun and games is only just starting... http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2002/08/the_louse_in_the_mouse_house.html

Chomp, chomp, chomp

Praise the Lord we don't have trolls like that on this forum...