Matthew Le God

Yep, Austin is 6 foot 2 to Pelle's 6 foot 4.

Quarter past three thirty.

Is it set in stone forever that we can't play any other way than with Pelle as a targetman?

Sports clothing companies pay the clubs. Its not Man Utd paying Adidas £750m over the next ten years, its Adidas paying Man Utd £750m.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28282444

Clyne's new agent is the agent of Ryan Bertrand.

Clyne and Rodriguez (before he signed new deal) contract's expire on 30th June 2016. Schneiderlin's contract expires on 30th June 2017.

Yes, they are very different. A key attribute for Rodriguez and Long is their pace, although not slow Austin's game isn't really about pace. He is the 4th top scorer in the Premier League in 2014/15 despite playing for a very poor side that doesn't create many good chances for their strikers. He has been living off scraps and has done extremely well. Aguero 25 Kane 20 Diego Costa 19 Austin 17 Sanchez 16 Giroud 14 Hazard 14 Benteke 12 Berahino 12 Rooney 12 £10m for Charlie Austin would be an absolute bargain in the current transfer market! How would you feel if we signed any of the others in that list for £10m? He doesn't support Saints.

Still might get the amateurish creased tablecloth or flag again, but Mr Slugworth (Mick Williams) left the Pompey board in March due to infighting. Thats what happens when the deluded inmates run the assylm.

He asked two questions... I answered his two questions. Is there really anything wrong with that?

I didn't say they couldn't, I was just asking who was awarding the Sheffield Wednesday man of the match awards.

Gazzaniga was in goal when we beat Aston Villa 4-1... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19615244

Did he? Man of the match awards for live in the UK Premier League games are awarded by the co-commentators Gary Neville, Niall Quinn and Alan Smith on Sky or Michael Owen on BT. Who is awarding man of the match for non-televised Sheffield Wednesday games in the Championship? The CEO of the Azerbaijan tourist board?

The club want people to wear red and white stripes on Saturday and it seems they will be revealing the 2015/16 adidas Saints kit. It is actor/stand up comedian Tom Davis. https://twitter.com/BigTomD Its being discussed in the kit thread... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?52052-The-Long-Overdue-Pointless-2015-16-(Adidas)-Kit-Thread&p=2185393#post2185393

Even if he was available he'd probably be the one to make way for Ward-Prowse's return to the match day squad.

Amy Lewis ‏@SkySportsAmy 12m12 minutes ago Breaking - Sources: Jay Rodriguez has signed a new 4 year deal with Southampton keeping him at the club until 2019. @SkySportsNewsHQ Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach 10s10 seconds ago I can confirm @JayRodriguez9 has signed a deal at #SaintsFC, as first reported by @SkySportsAmy. Official announcement imminent.

We'd need to find him a shirt that fits and not a Bialkowski hand-me-down...

How much do you think Walcott would cost in the current transfer market if the likes of Shane Long cost £12m? Or how much do you think he'd want to be paid given he is already on a reported £90,000 to £100,000 per week? Or that he'd want Champions League football which we can't offer him?

Anything in particular? A huge amount of the responsibilities can be set for someone else to do if you don't want to do them.

If you haven't played it... how do you know what they've done to it that you won't like?

Remember this is QPR, they are a mess when it comes to transfers, wages and contracts.

He is really a centre back, he is playing right back because Flannigan is injured long term.

Rob Green is on £50,000 p/w at QPR, I doubt Saints will be offering a back-up keeper anywhere near that as they'll eventually be playing second fiddle to Forster.

Former Saints keeper, 56 year old Dave Beasant on the bench for Stevenage tonight in the League 2 playoffs. Could he do a job for us?

What do you mean? Pretty much every club runs bonus schemes for performance in the league. Why does making it public make any difference? The players would still be aware of the possible rewards.