Saint Mikey

Good article and Podcast on BBC y'day, dispelling the myth of how much good we actually do when 'voluteering' abroad... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22294205

Carrick actually turned Woy down in 2012, as he didn't want to go as a Squad player. I would suggest that that has a lot of bearing of his current non-selection and hence his quote...

Was this before he started taking it in the gob from his Pompey 606 mates?

A robot that does everything, like iRobot or Bicentennial Man. Failing that, a clone that I can send to work, while I do what I want...

Katy Perry, Swedish House Mafia....would be pretty damaging for my Street Cred if that ever got out...

Coventry and Bristol City too...

I think that it's been a lovely touch that a couple of times this season, when we've been leading - it's been played over the tannoy. Fully reclaimed. WTFILN?

So what did Chinny manage to recoup for his £17m 'invesment'? How much did he manage to siphon off before this settlement? Any guesses? Wondering what his losses were in the end...

I am saying that all those people getting all misty-eyed thinking about what a great nation England is, maybe ought to think about some downright disgusting things we've been a part of. Not that any of this stuff gets publicised (not really hard to see why). I could go on...

Yep. It's times like today I think what an amazing bastion for Human Rights the British Empire was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_famine_of_1770 Makes you proud to be British, eh?

How about some of the SSN lovely ladies? I would love to hear what Millie and Hayley have to say about the games. Maybe make them bend over to pick stuff up every now and again (displaying growlers). Perfect.

Exactly and this is what is making things so bad. Charity will eat itself, mark my words!

FFS. No, I'm not Super Mikey!

Well I commend people that actually are helping people. Like I said, I do donate to charity. I personally think that Charity has become too much like a business now. What I really don't like is the emotional blackmail, it stops me donating instantly.

Could be. However, I think it's counter productive. Anything resembling a charity advert airs for about 0.5 seconds in my house now because of their emotional blackmailing, shock tactics. All this hassling makes me less likely to donate.

Starting to annoy me now. I have been pestered in the last few months in the following ways for charity donations: - Chuggers ('Charity Muggers') in town. - Chuggers at my door! FFS - All manner of c*nts doing runs/walks/crawls. - Cheeky c*nts who want me to pay for them to have a holiday climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in the name of charity! - Post inc. dustbin bags, direct and indirect mail. One letter on front said 'cancer doesn't care if you put this in the bin'. It went straight in the bin. Emotional blackmailing c*nts. - Barrage of TV & radio adverts. - Children in Need and all manner of BBC related sh!te. - At f'ing cashpoints! - In shops - do you want to add another £1 for x charity - no. I have had direct debits for Barnados and MS for about 10 years now, so it's not like I don't give to charity, but it's starting to get ridiculous now. Especially people doing runs etc.

Are you planning to go loco?

What next for Stuart Robinson & the PDT? I thought Tesco were going to build the Skates a new stadium?

Are you suggesting that we have fans that blatantly flout the 'strictly non-transferable' rule? Can't believe we have fans that would take the p!ss out of the club in such a way. I despair with the modern day fan - I really do.

Probably just got a gold digga up the duff.

Looks like Norwich City to me. Could be wrong though, plus it would be a lovely yellow and green tie, if so.

Trousers. Any way you can stop posting #factless Allen's pic? Combined with the usual drivel contained in the tweet, it makes me want to find him and punch him in the face. C*nt. It's not conducive to the zen state of mind I'm trying to achieve...

Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5CcPtGiuw

Yawn. This isn't a story. Every single Premier League club will monitor every one of our players, right down to the under-8's. Most big clubs in Europe will also know about our better players and upcoming prospects.