If we wanted that Paterson chap we could easily outbit the blutards and presuably pay up front. Adkins may also know about him from his days at Scunny, but I expect he is no way near better than what we've got.
Seems like its an Eastern European thing then. My bird is Estonian and she looks hot when she is all made up. But I have to wake up next to her in the morning.
Ukranian girls are supposed to be the best.
I found this site, http://www.Dream-Marriage.com when I was downloading Now 78 from thepiratebay. (Honest).
Now I get a selection of Ukranian lovelies into my inbox every week.
Check it out; you wont be dissapointed.
Oh I'm in India at the moment n'all. I was in A Bollywood club last night and some of the women in there were absolutely stunning.
Sorry to hear Phil.
However I feel there are a couple of basics that a woman should adhere to if she wants to join the family, and the whole list of the mother in law is what I would demand from a lady. I recently had a female lodger who fitted the exact description of the 'inlaws' email; so I know where she's coming from.
I'm no prude. Just do the basics and we'll be fine. Otherwise **** off yesterday.
Would be quite happy with Peroni.
Failing that; Heineken, Coors, Asahi, Amstel, Budweiser, Carling, Efes, A Le Coq, Stella, Leffe, Corona, Bintao, Tiger or a few others will do.