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I was going to post, who gives a F*** it's only a cat, but granted it was quite sad.

He's a *****.

This, I would love the chance to be a stay at home dad.

Shame it wasn't acid.

I said the same thing when I saw it.. Looked quite obvious who Bellamy will be playing for next season.

Shay Given signs for Colombia

great goal as well, almost Van Bastenesque

http://www.extrabet.com

Amazing game just finished on SS3, motherwell 6 Hibernian 6

Spreadbetting firms go as this... Conservatives Seats 315 - 320 Labour Seats 218 - 223 Liberal Democrats Seats 78 - 82

I've stuck a pound on 4-4 at 300/1

yep, Thats mental.

I think Saints have been taking the Equal Opportunities employment laws to the extreme , judging by the numbers of useless spackers we have had on the pitch in the last 5 or 6 years.

Tories 38% 323 seats Libbies 30% 93 seats Labbies 25% 207 seats. turnout 62.4%

These dirty under hand tactics of offering more money.... jeez, whatever next.

About time refs clamped down on this sort of thing.

Any news on Cardiff?? Are they dead yet?

Russel Crowe middle right

Easy, drink 8 to 10 pints beforehand and ad lib through the best mans speech as if you are reminiscing in pub with your mates. Worked for me. NB, Popping one on the grooms step dad is optional, probably not advisable, but enjoyable none the less.

Points scored for teams that were at the bottom since AG took over. Everton...........43 Blackburn.........30 Bolton..............25 WW.................25 West Ham.........23 Wigan...............22 Pompey............21 Hull..................17 Burnley.............10 So, the Miracle man only scored more points than the 2 Championship teams that are somehow playing this year in the EPL.

Where can I find a copy of the league table when he took over?

Pedantry shoot out

There has been a thread with this title every May now for about 8 consecutive years.

rain forecast for tonight as well, so Maybe England should bat second if win toss.

Saw a car with two massive ones on at the weekend, they looked as big a beach towels. Looked ridiculous.