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Spreadbetting firms go as this... Conservatives Seats 315 - 320 Labour Seats 218 - 223 Liberal Democrats Seats 78 - 82

I've stuck a pound on 4-4 at 300/1

yep, Thats mental.

I think Saints have been taking the Equal Opportunities employment laws to the extreme , judging by the numbers of useless spackers we have had on the pitch in the last 5 or 6 years.

Tories 38% 323 seats Libbies 30% 93 seats Labbies 25% 207 seats. turnout 62.4%

These dirty under hand tactics of offering more money.... jeez, whatever next.

About time refs clamped down on this sort of thing.

Any news on Cardiff?? Are they dead yet?

Russel Crowe middle right

Easy, drink 8 to 10 pints beforehand and ad lib through the best mans speech as if you are reminiscing in pub with your mates. Worked for me. NB, Popping one on the grooms step dad is optional, probably not advisable, but enjoyable none the less.

Points scored for teams that were at the bottom since AG took over. Everton...........43 Blackburn.........30 Bolton..............25 WW.................25 West Ham.........23 Wigan...............22 Pompey............21 Hull..................17 Burnley.............10 So, the Miracle man only scored more points than the 2 Championship teams that are somehow playing this year in the EPL.

Where can I find a copy of the league table when he took over?

Pedantry shoot out

There has been a thread with this title every May now for about 8 consecutive years.

rain forecast for tonight as well, so Maybe England should bat second if win toss.

Saw a car with two massive ones on at the weekend, they looked as big a beach towels. Looked ridiculous.

Borrowed my Dads car to go to Luton about 20 odd years ago. Some **** broke into it and stole everything, I still owe them one, One day revenge will be mine, in the mean time , I hope the whole of Luton suffers until I get my revenge. Automatic relegation would be good.

Bang - Career gone. for the equivalent of one seasons wages. Fool.

did you see that Wednesday fan trying to punch the Palace player, quite possibly the gayest punch ever, i was ****ing myself

The Oirish

found out today that my local BNP candidate is gay. I just assumed they would be anti-gay party as well.

further Pompey news.. ref their new shirts. 'Sizes range from medium-xxxxl for men' the Fat stnuC..

Maybe we should let AA have the pleasure of the 25,000 post, anyone want to email him the link. I'll pay his fiver.

Not THE Martin Murphy.....Why wasn't I informed earlier.

No left foot. Lack of pace.