I feel I am slightly to blame.
For the last 4 years my New Years Resolution has been to murder someone.
So far I have failed in my quest.
Not that there isn't enough candidates, far from it, there are plenty, I just haven't devised a perfect murder plan yet.
They wont win, the players have had to go on a bus.
As we all know, going on buses means you lose the ability to play football.
Well, thats what everyone has been saying all week anyway.
I fancy her, Shappi, I Mean, Well, come to think of it, both of 'em.
No women are funny. They can be funny at times, but they are not funny as a rule..
Despite having a number of one of these firms pinned on the kitchen wall at home and despite myself being ****ed most of the time, I have still yet to use it in the 4 or 5 years it has been there.