Hatch

Fri - off work with yuppie flu or something equally fatal. Sat - Windsor & Eton FC v Didcot in afternoon, then School days fancy dress for a mates 40th in the evening. I look great in a skirt and stockings. Sun - recovery

One of the best names ever.

I was in a strip club in Magaluf a few years back. While enjoying the hospitality I glanced across and Brett Ormerod was in the booth alongside me. Top Bloke.

Watching on the news channels now. It would have been bloody cold in that water. Also seems like the pilot has done a pretty good job

Plane crashes into Hudson River in the US. No reported deaths, but will provide good ammo for the tree huggers against the 3rd runway

I'm off to the docs as well, for some reason my heart beat has dropped to about 10 beats per minute

Maybe it was one of the site admins losing everyones £5

Vote Labour

I don't actually think this happened, I reckon it's just a made up story released by the Police every so often just to remind people of these scams. I can't believe people still respond to these emails, and how can a 32 yr old retard who has obviously lived in a bubble for his whole life amass £130,000 spare cash.

Journey

You'll go blind

Sad news. Best of luck to him

'get off me'

Keith Scotts Red and Green Army

Poor Roeder, but, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

I am able to predict what it will say, without clicking the link, what with it being The Guardian and all.

I was updating my profil....oh, you didn't mean me.

[-( I'm denying everything.

http://www.penisland.net

Maybe Joining Man City or Saints according to Sky Sports News

Anyone been? Thinking of arranging a Jolly Boys Outing for a weekend in the summer.

Maybe he isn't who he says he is? Maybe he is Pauline Fowlers illegitimate son.

21st century progress.

totally 1000000% agree. I have banned my girls from buying them as it makes the wearer look as if they have disabled legs. Why , why, why, oh why?

I think Birthdays are great