Golac's Cunning Stunts

Lol you aren't allowed to be a realist obviously! You win a framed copy of Rudyard Kipling's IF

Oh dear, been on the pop?

I feel quite sorry for them. It looks like the same is happening to them as happened to us. Must be very disappointing for their fans.

What a smug k-nob you are. Did you really trawl back through old posts just to find these? BTW, things are hardly rosy are they? Not sure there is much to be smug about to be honest

Would you class an idiot as somebody with English as their native language but doesn't know the difference between to and too?

This is genius

You can do a "search Google for this image". Looks like an audio bootleg

How on earth would that be a good deal? Glad RK didn't think it was

Nice come back. Your debating skills are awesome

Exactly. Not sure why you class this as nice work though

Really? And how would a lower league side afford his wage demands then? Why do we still have sharp on our books after all these years like a bad smell that won't go away?

I bow to your superior footballing knowledge sir:lol:

If we get vlaar then 2 of our 4 defenders will be ex villa from last year. Doesn't that tell you something?

If you have just sold 5 of your best players for mega money and the best you can do is get an at best average player in on Loan I don't think anyone can be criticised for being underwhelmed

Extremely underwhelmed by this. So what if he played in the champs league final when Chelsea had no other options. Mediocre to poor player. And on loan too. At least we know for sure where the board are aiming us at now. As the saying goes - don't pay attention to what somebody says, pay attention to what they do. So Ralph you can spout your **** but in reality all you have done is sold Shaw and brought in an also ran on loan. If Lowe had done this we would all be up in arms.

Seriously? This day just gets weirder and weirder

This thread is awesome. I predict the next 3 words will be "started when cortese"

Up to you mush. I won't be paying it

Wasn't that attractive to Lallana, Lovren, Shaw, Lambert was it?

All 2 of them. Can't wait

If you read some of things he has been up to, that theory is blown out the water :-)

Just been reading this on Redditt. Thought it might provide you all with some amusement

Your sentiments are echoed in todays email from the Equaliser... The team torn to shreds by the transfer window. Some pretty scary stats in there http://view.e.theequaliser.com/?j=fe8e15797d62067e71&m=fe981573716d067e74&ls=fe241c757c66007d701678&l=ff64107371&s=fe2915777162077f7c1270&jb=ff981576&ju=fe6a17717d6704787414&r=0