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What's Goatse? I'm always willing to learn, though I find I learn better pictorially than through words...

Yep Spurs are as bad as us at the moment. Frustrating. Spurs fan at work reckons Spurs don't want Europa and are trying to miss it. I doubt that's entirely true but I bet they didn't factor us not getting another point...

I would, but it won't happen...

For once, I'm glad I'm stuck at work. Must do better second half.

Not confident today of anything. We're seemingly limping to the end of the season and Leicester are flying. A draw wouldn't be a bad result today. It's peculiar that just a few months ago we'd have thought that Sunderland, Leicester and Villa would be a guaranteed 9 points. One thing I have done today is have a small bet on Clyne to score anytime. I have had a premonition...

Could be Burnley. Well that would be a bite in the bum if we finish seventh and Villa win the FA Cup, and Burnley make it into the Europa...

The fairytale scenario is the top 6 get into trouble for financial irregularities/fielding ineligible players etc etc and are all deducted points. Saints win the Premier League.

My post count has taken a hit, I've missed out on 0.01p of SaintsWeb investment, and I've had to talk to the wife. This has been a truly shyte weekend.

Through school, it was Tuesday I loathed. As a shift worker now, I don't have any days I hate more than any other. They all suck.

Sign Alderweireld if at all possible, he'll be tougher to replace than Lovren was. Though I wonder what the first team chances of the Swindon lads Turnbull and Stephens will be next season... I would sign Elia if the price was right, and only if we got Europa. An extra player to have in the squad. I don't think he's a bad player, he just hasn't done much so far. Maybe it's a reverse Saganowski situation, crud on loan but decent when signed. As for Djuricic? Tough one. I'd be very tempted to get him on loan for a season with an option to buy. Then we'll know if he's truly good enough.

Well that's that then. I'm still not sure how I feel about Bournemouth in the Prem but well done to them. If anything it will be a refreshing change to have a new team in it.

Sunderland vs Saints Leicester vs Saints Saints vs Aston Villa Man City vs Saints So a colleague asked me just now what our last 4 fixtures were, and how many points I'd take if offered now. I said that based on those fixtures, I'd take 8 points right now, though of course I think we're good enough to get more. What do you lot think we'll get for the rest of the season, and what would you take if offered now?

Sunderland 0-8 Southampton Vergini og, Vergini og, Vergini og (hattrick), Brown og, O'Shea og, Fletcher og, Cattermole og, Kelvin Davis. Naw, I predict a much tougher game than the 8-0 but one that we really should still be winning. But they will fight, and they need to. I so want us to win this but I can see a draw. We have more quality, let's just hope it shines through.

Or a BBC vendetta against BT Sport... :-)

Anyone else got half an eye on Swansea behind us? Although we have 3 winnable games coming I suppose...

Now you've done it! ;-)

Simples. Fonte. At one stage I was going to give it to Clyne, but his form dipped a bit. Fonte has been consistently good, we are the best team defensively this season, and he's the captain. It's an easy choice for me. Honourable mention to a few though, Alderweireld when he's played, Bertrand, Clyne, Mané, Morgan and Vic.

Did this on Facebook yesterday. Got 20, missed Alan Kelly and, ironically for a Saints fan, thought David Hirst was Andy Sinton.

If their interest has cooled in Morgan (arguably the better player) because of Coquelin's emergence and their wont to concentrate on other positions, one assumes they aren't in for Wanyama. paper talk IMO

Dear Saints, Armani Little? Bevis Mugabi? If They make the first team we'll be a laughing stock. Probably best if we just sign as many Davis's as we can get our hands on. Plain names are the way forwards. Yours sincerely, Vaginia Buttmunch.

I have a pair I see a lot and don't want, and a pair I want but don't see. Tits is also the name of an ex-colleague. Though I think her real name was Letitia.

RIP (Scurries off to read about him in "All The Saints"...)

Hesketh still looks about 10yo, but then as I get older anyone 20 or younger looks about half their age. It'll be interesting to see who makes the step up permanently from tonight's team next season. I would assume Gallagher will get more game time, Reed will still be defensive midfield cover, likewise Targett behind Bertrand. McCarthy has flirted with the first team, as has Hesketh and Seager. Sinclair looked quite nippy on the left. Gazzaniga played confidently but having witnessed some dodgy performances from him in the Prem it will take a few decent performances to sway me as to how good he is. (Although I accept he was thrust in very young straight from League Two.) What say you? Can any of these guys become permanent fixtures? Depends on the positions available and strength in depth I guess. Makes me wonder if Stephens and Turnbull will be ready for next season...

Anyone else having trouble with SaintsWeb opening? Anyway cracking goal from Gallagher. And Seager's was decent too. What was Harrison Reed sent off for? I missed it.Fifteen minutes left, and I finally have control of my TV so can watch it.

...and a League One keeper...