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They like getting beaten 1-0 don't they...

Tommy For...... oh wait, played. Forgot that bit.

Or stalker! Matej Rondos! (Ok I know he didn't play for us but I have a keen game of FM07 going and he's made the step up to sub keeper in the first team.)

Mmm, he's a dish. I can see my missus getting her frig on to him at SMS.

Lovely thoughtful touch. He seems like a decent chap. What does the (L) mean? UTG is obvious enough...

Romelu Lukaku wants a loan club. HCDAJFU Proceed with "We have enough strikers" rants...

Yep, it was his name that inspired me to think of the song too. At 31, I shouldn't even know this song, but that's thanks to my parents making me listen to "Hello Children, Everywhere" CD's when I was growing up!

I've just realised our summer signings scan quite nicely into the Max Bygraves song Gilly, Gilly, Ossenfeffer, Katzenellen Bogen by the Sea. It's Guly, JRod, Steven Davis, Gazzaniga and Nathaniel C. Sing it, I dare you.

Good, a keeper signing, and Forecrud has gone. It's like two gifts in one go. We're one CB away from starting the season in relative comfortability, and four signings away from being a perfect side. (GK, CB, LB, Winger)

I believe signing Buttner would've been to displace Fox rather than Shaw. Adkins states we're only interested in signing better players that we have, and one would assume Buttner is better than Fox, hence why we were after him. Shaw will make it when he's good and ready, it's Fox that should be concerned about his position. I personally think Fox will be OK in the Premier League, but I'd be happy if we signed Buttner, or whoever, to compete with both Fox and Shaw. Sadly it seems like Buttner's fannying around with his agent makes this deal seem dead, and I get the feeling we're not a club that will be held to ransom. There are other options out there, or, we wait until January. I'm not fussed about missing out on Buttner, CB's and GK's take priority anyway. Can't Clyne play LB anyway?

I'm guessing that was intentional, right? :-D

This, but if we only signed one keeper, I wouldn't be too disheartened. We need two CB's though - 2 good ones, the last time we were in the Premier League we got relegated because of dodgy CB's. We can't afford that again.

Sounds like a winger. I like what I hear.

I was close with 0832 right? Great signing. Centre back next.

I'm sure height is one of them but there's not a great deal he can do about that. Interestingly Buttner is also 5'9'' so if that deal does eventually go ahead, we'll have short arses at full back! Any guess on the time this Clyne deal will be unveiled on the OS? I'm guessing photos will be done tonight, and it'll be posted at 0832 tomorrow morning.

I've always thought Lambert would do a great job in a midfield role, akin to Mark Hughes in his stint with us. I know Rickie played there earlier in his career too - could always be an option for the future.

He won't need his knees anyway, just his head and the ability to look up. :-D

West Ham sign Maiga from Sochaux. Another forward for their already large squad. Although this guy is apparently one to watch.

Baird was unfortunate. I still maintain that had we not got relegated, he's have been with us his whole career.

Palace mate told me he's signed. I guess the announcement will be made later. Good signing. Right back sorted. Up front sorted. Just the other positions to sort out now! Buttner and Fox would be a top left back duo too, and with both Stephens and Shaw coming through, it seems we'll not need to sign anyone in those positions for donkey's years, providing the Buttner deal actually goes ahead and nobody pinches Shaw.

Is that 3k a year? :-) I know he's not a Paul Lambert type signing but I can see him going to Villa to replace Heskey.

It doesn't matter how much Birmingham are asking for Butland, pay it Saints. Overpaying is irrelevant, displacing Forecast as number 2 is priceless.

From a personal point of view, Saints equalising in the JPT in injury time against Norwich was the best moment for me. I forget who scored it to be honest, Harding I think, because I was too busy mocking my other half (a Norwich fan) at the back of block 30 of the Kingsland. She wasn't pleased, especially after we won on penalties, but because I'd outed her as a Norwich fan to all around us! (FWIW, nobody cared.)

Heart wrenching story and the fact he has to endure the retarded crapheads of society every day that mock him for it is even worse. I hope he finds peace. Success in the Premier League would be just desserts for him.

I started the Simon Kjaer rumour on Football Rumours at the start of summer as a joke. It's good to see it's still alive. FWIW Kjaer is a top defender and if we do end up getting him (which we won't) I wish to declare myself an ITK.