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I'm not well travelled, but I did enjoy drinking at a bar by the beach at Camp de Mar at sunset, jumping the waves age 14 at Manly beach, singing at the Albert Hall, Notre Dame and Sydney Opera House (amongst others) and, in this country, taking the Heights of Abraham up Matlock Bath. Oh, and SMS. :-)

True, and you always remember the first time you get a pube stuck in your teeth.

I likes a good bidet. There's no better feeling than experiencing than that jet of powerful water shooting up yer back passage. An (ex-) mate of mine once told me he used his border collie to lick his anus clean. I hope he was joking.

Some might say. Was on a compilation cd I got when I was about 14 and I loved it. Don't look back in anger is a great tune too, but I'm not really an Oasis fan.

Vagina flavour = Scampi Fries. Hth

Got to be Doritos. My favourite atm and so moreish.

Don't care, as long as they have those really long nipples to suck on. You know, the ones you normally see in National Geographic.

Depends how much the IBS is acting up. From time to time I do turds that require one wipe, love em. I'm not averse to a quick shower after a particularly sloppy biscuit.

Black, loose, hot and wet?

Pinkscarf, you're so caring, so lovely, I feel very strongly that you could solve a few lonely forum members' broken hearts. Quick question, do you take it up the wrong'un? The more I know, the better a matchmaker I can be.

Fell on a hose? I bet he was acting like a bal-loonatic! Still, I reckon this story has been blown up out of all proportion.

I'm a coffee drinker too, but darn me if I didn't have a cuppa the other day and it was the most refreshing thing I'd had in ages. Love coffee, but tea makes a lovely one off change.

This is good news. A fit Connolly is like a new signing. I think it can only be a good thing having an ex-physio as manager, to use him sparingly but wisely a la Jaidi.

This. Plus there's a chance we won't go down. Keep Chamberlain, Lallana, Fonte and Morgan and possibly Guly, all who imo would cut it in the Premiership, and with a few additions we're not far off anyway. The team would be strong but the squad would be weak. I'll be interested to see what our transfers this summer will be like. We built for the Championship in League One, will Cortese fund Premiership quality players for the Championship?

Billionaires? Awesome! I hope we buy players like that dude on loan at MK Dons. He looks well useful...

Actually yes, the cheap ones from Sainsburys. And I prefer baked beans if they have those little sausages in them. You've persuaded me to reassess my life.

Jaidi? Monkou?

To look at the silver lining, had Puncheon not thrown his toys out of the pram, he'd have carried on in the first team, and we'd have only one small saleable asset and a schoolkid, instead of the two saleable assets we have now. (Not that we should sell Oxo of course) Race doesn't come into it imo. We all love Saints and Puncheon made comments about the club we love so dislike him for that. I love my fiancee, if Puncheon made comments about her, I'd dislike him for that too.

He has a big arse and he runs in a funny way. Cheap shot but I feel better.

Just last week I bought some. Crunchy Nut Bites pwn, but I just fancied them as a change.

Are you sure your Willy doesn't bat for the other side? Not you personally, just your willy. My Willy gets excited at pretty much all women. It's not choosy.

I think we should all put forward statements saying that it was Puncheon that bottled that guy instead of Lee. I'll pay the guy off to change his statement. Who's in?

I would sex up Richard Chaplow. Tis the bald head that turns me on. Wait, this is the Muppet Show right? No? Ok then... I'm not sure if it counts but Milly Clode on SSN (a rather weak attempt at a bird "in" football), would be ruined.

I once had sex with a kiwi. Apparently she was working in this country on her year off. She had a nice pear and a peachy bum and she let me cumquat all over her face and pop her cherry.

"Blackpool are shafted from the Premier League after losing a mother****ing last-day match against ****s Manchester "Bumbanger" United." Lol