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My other half is penguin mad and she's adopted many of them. There's one in the Sealife centre in Weymouth i'm being made to drive her to see in July, which I don't mind so much, as there's another in New Zealand, and I can't afford to go there.

I'm your age tdd, and i'm finding it harder to cope with the day after a session, but I would never, ever give up booze. I'd rather give up Saints, fags and my missus than booze. This might make me sound like an alcoholic, but doing shiftwork, fortunately sessions are few and far between.

I am of the belief West Ham and Brum will struggle next season once the vultures have ripped them apart.

But Rickie Lambert Goalscoring Machine only works if you have a player called Rickie Lambert...

Swansea and Reading both losing the play off final is funnier.

I am more scared of the living than the dead. I refuse to stop myself debunking the ghost theory, as I want to believe the paranormal exists, but my educated self does think ghosts and the like are a load of bullplop. As a former agoraphobic, groups of the living used to unsettle me, if I did happen upon a ghost or entity, I'd find it more interesting than scary. That said, the only eerie thing I've encountered was in my old house, my dog at the time sat bolt upright next to the stairs. I hadn't heard anything but he must've. I went upstairs to check on the windows and we wouldn't follow me up, even when called. This from the most loyal dog in the world. I found nothing, was weird though. By and large it's the mind playing tricks on you. The Fright Night mazes for example, just actors but they get people screaming. Does anyone remember a programme in the 90's one Halloween featuring a live ghost hunt in a haunted house? I forget its name but it scared the bejeezus out of me at the time, turns out it was a scripted drama. Had Michael Parkinson in it I think...

Relegation from the Championship had become an inevitability, I support any manager we have, and in the very early days I thought Poortvliet would be ok, Holmes was looking good. Then he got injured and our form just crashed. Premiership relegation hurt much worse, all the effort Matt, Franny, Doddy and co put into keeping us up all through the 90's was wiped out by some gutless displays and dodgy signings. The ultimate punishment was going 1 nil up against United on the final day, and losing. How many minutes were we safe for on that final day?

Good news about Harding, my favourite player.

Is this he??? I can honestly say I've never seen this player play for us before, so we must be awaiting his signing...

Ronnie Corbett. 'Twould make my penis look massive.

Checked in on the Posh forum last night, and they talk about CMS as if he's 100% leaving. Talk of who will replace him is rife, so they sound pretty certain they won't hold onto him, promotion or not. It also sounds like they believe he's off to Norwich, as per Norwich's earlier season bid, but with Norwich achieving promotion, I get the feeling CMS won't be too high up on their list of striker signings now, which could put us in a very sweet position.

Neither. They should be scared of us.

I've just cut my toenails and now will floss my teeth. Kills ten minutes.

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How about instead of a two legged semi, have just the one game, with extra time and penalties if needed, played at the ground of the team that finished higher? So third place gets the home advantage over 6th, with no away leg, and third place gets home advantage over fourth? Too unfair? Again I don't see it happening! I always liked the idea of the play-off between second bottom in LEague Two and second place in the Conference, but then I am a bit weird.

Posh vs Huddersfield in the final would make a fantastic final and would be a great advert for this season's League One.

Bompey's ten men surely can't do it. Can they?

Pullis Jr: Dad, I need some help. Pulis Sr: What's that son? Pulis Jr: Saints released me, and no-one else is stupid enough to take me on. Pulis Sr: Wow that's a bugger isn't it. Pulis Jr: Yep. Soooooooo, I was wondering, any chance of a contract at Stoke? Pulis Sr: Mmmmmmmmwahahahahaha... (7 hours later) ...hahahahaha! Erm no. But Maccy D's are recruiting...

Bit of Airdale in there imo

Sol

Deserved

With much bollocking from my missus I am reliably informed my wedding next year is the 9th June, not the 8th. I won't live that mistake down for a while...

I was working at Heathrow tonight so it wasn't me. Ignorant Americans thought my "I love SFC" badge meant I was declaring my love for Southern Fried Chicken. Fat Bastards.

May 16th, 23:27. (Or, to cover my arse, June 8th, my wedding date next year.)