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I'm passing up on the chance to see my first 'first game of the season' in order to go on an all day drinking binge. Part of me regrets my decision already, the fact it's on Sky swayed that decision. I'll make it up to SFC through the season, I promise. :-) Looking forward to the season, the transfer activity may not have impressed some, but for me, keeping on to the star players from last season was more important that bringing anyone new in anyway. So far we've managed to do that, I hope Cortese sticks a rifle up the nose of anyone inquiring. I'm a little apprehensive about our season, we all expect success, getting promotion with flair, but as long as we do get promoted, I don't care if we grind out ugly 1-0 wins every game. The key is being in the nPC in August 2011, no matter how we achieve it. Speaking of ugly 1-0 wins, that's my prediction now for Saturday. It'll be a tough game, no doubt, and with a few of our players out, it may be tougher than we think. But, it will be a good test of our character too, an unbeaten home record this season would really give us a fantastic chance of making the top two. I hope and pray SMS is our fortress this season.

Having not been born, raised or lived in Southampton, I dread to think how I'd have followed my team before these came about, aside from the many family holidays in Hampshire and the good old MOTD and 5Live. Debate keeps things interesting IMO, whether you agree with the point or not. I HAVE to look on here every day, even if very little is happening, I'd feel lost without SWF and the few crazy posts we see on it.

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I like the sound of the 24 hour free trail. anyone know what it is we're looking for? think I might buy an i-pad and take it to the ground to read the programme. that'll save me 3 quid!

Matt Le Tissier - every club would've loved to have him. :-) Silvia Saint - Czech porn actress and a bit of a player - same reason as MLT. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvia_Saint Burridge got around a bit, but I think EVERY league club would be stretching it...

I rest my case.

Generally these threads result in someone getting really bored, giving up on the original question and posting another, which results in most people forgetting the original question. I'm on the edge of my seat.

I see the good in everyone, until they show me otherwise. Then I call them a **** and run away.

I was umming and ahhing about proposing to my missus. You've made my mind up for me. New car then. :-)

Anthony Poo-less perhaps...groan...

Still time to bring a player or two in but I admit the injuries are worrying.

If it happens, it will be the most amazing fake prediction ever. Although, having mentioned it on here, Cortese has already read this and decided to pull the plug on the deal. My bad.

I have it on good authority (my brain told me so), that there will be an official handing over ceremony at half time of Michail Antonio. He plays the first half for Reading and the second half for Saints. I am nITK.

We will play a patient passing style. This will result in a few 0-0 scorelines with five minutes left on the clock, at which point we resort to lumping it to Lambert. Or we will just rip teams to shreds with our creativity. I like the sound of the latter.

Frimpong? Sounds like a problem I'm faced with after a bad curry, only with an 'f' in front.

swap!!!?!?!?!

Friday - Work Saturday - Work Sunday - Work. I'm glad these weekend threads have resurfaced again - gives me a reason to copy and paste once again.

When I moved in with my missus, I offered to pay all the rent if she did everything else. I now have one bill to pay, she pays for: furniture, council tax, utilities, shopping (excluding alcohol but including my stuff like razor blades and shampoo) renting the garage out the back, lovefilm, mobile broadband and I make her pay for petrol if she wants to go anywhere. I think I may have got the good end of the deal there. Furniture-wise, we bought a fair amount of stuff from Ikea but we did sponge a lot of the rest of the stuff from our parents. Incidentally, am I the first to destroy a brand new bookcase because I suck at flat pack?

Jermaine Defoe from West Ham, Darren Bent and Matt Richards from Ipswich. Kris Commons every transfer window for about 3 years.

Right. I've had my desire for three week now and it's great. Battery life is average but it's my own fault for not charging it up properly when I got it.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

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Rollo. God knows why, it's just the first name that came into my head when I saw the picture.