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Pot washer at the Harvester when I was 16. Filthy job, but because I stuck it for a few months I got promoted to bar/starter chef. No experience, no training. No pride in my job either, many a plateful got returned due to poor appearance! One Saturday evening, the restaurant was full, but we'd had no receipts with the orders printed on them for about 20 minutes. Manager runs in screaming the place down, opens receipt printer, finds dozens of orders all rolled up. We had to sort out who'd walked out, and who was first. Nightmare night. Next day I was basically asked to quit. I duly obliged.

For the purposes of protection against I.d. theft, I'm gay, have a live-in Puerto Rican lover, and an adopted 14 year old African child whom I'm teaching to respect his big gay dads. In all seriousness, I have a Norwich supporting missus and no children, but I'd imagine when I do have kids they'd be my world.

I'm 11223 days old, which is older than i'd have been had I spotted this thread the first time. (30 for those that can't do maths...)

I, too, have written to the football season. What's the address I send it to?

I'm not getting a season ticket. Can I go to bed now?

I can't wait for the season to begin.

His real name is Guilty, but we can't prove it, so until then he's...

According to an old Wiki article, Kenwyne Jones has a metre long penis and could play keepy ups with it. That was my first warning from Wiki.

I like the squad as it is, and if we sign anyone I'm going to throw a massive girly hissy fit and shove my season ticket up Cortese's bum hole.

I started supporting Saints in 1989, but didn't truly become involved until Alan Ball became our manager - were ANY of Ian Branfoot's signings a success?

Meh, if it keeps the vultures away from our more creative players, that can only be a good thing. Strikers are judged on goals, but even though Rickie didn't score as many last season as he did the season before, most of us note his contribution to the team as a whole.

Hope our Nige keeps up these stats next season: http://www.leaguemanagers.com/managers/mpl-league.html?seasonid=141&type=Season+Total&x=21&y=11

Just noticed Tresor Kandol has been freed by Albercete in Spain. A player with the talent to do well but with a seemingly massive attitude problem. While he CNDAJFU, he has done a job in the lower leagues before, and we could see him back on these shores soon. Related to both Lua Lua's, and according to Wiki, if true, Yannick Bolasie of Bristol City (formerly of Plymouth.)

Ali Dia was George Weah's cousin, fact.

Time for that picture of Bill Murray methinks.

I've never been a member, but two seasons ago I emailed the club and asked them for a customer number and got one. They were very helpful, and it's a lot easier now. It didn't help when I wanted Lee Evans tickets though, so it's not perfect.

Money talks. It told me I needed a haircut.

I'd frankly forgotten Puncheon was even on our books.

I'm not superstitious about curses. WE WILL WIN!

Boy do we need the season to hurry the phuk up...

----->I just shlt meself at the thought of actual, real responsibility. LoyalSaints was StuRomseySaints breakaway baby.

If Deppo was in the RMT, he'd have been reinstated permanently loooooooong ago. Fact.

This sounds like a great idea, I might do it myself. But, do I have to bother with the passion? Would a quick suck job suffice?

I like Hatch. Hth.