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I don't like to underestimate teams in case they make us look like turd, but in this case I can't see anything other than a Saints victory. All the work put in during the recent weeks, and the strengthening and belief that now exists will show on Saturday and I'd be very suprised (and annoyed as I'm having a flutter on Saints) if we don't win by more than 2 goals. Lambert has struggled to score in the last couple of games, but now we have left midfielders rather than an out-of-position Lallana, he'll get the service he desires and will score a couple.

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Nope, I've never striked (struck?) before.:-\"RMT:-\"

Time, spunk, it varies depending on what mood I'm in.

Perhaps, but that may be due to my chronic body odour, brought on by years of unwashed Fungus.

I take individual baked beans out of a can, push them inside a spaghetti hoop, and, when all of them are done, heat them up and slather them on toast. Delicious. I call it the Saturn sarnie.

I corrected it for you. Tango is a great name for a dog. (Based on laziness - I cannot think up a name and am drinking an Apple Tango)

Never. I was informed by an ex-Portsmouth defender. :-#8-[:-$:butthead::wink::-\":smt045:smt098

That God would be proud of. I am not ITK on this one though.

Thought that was Torquay. They've borrowed Poke so many times I wouldn't be suprised if he bought a house down there...

I can just see the Polish manager begging Saints not to sign anymore Poles and thus turning good footballers bad! I hope Saga stays and does a job. I think he'll come good eventually, but if he's still not interested in playing for us, ship him out on loan and bring another striker in.

You don't get to play for a top team in Italy unless you're gifted! (Umm, except Pericard, but we'll just blame his glut of crapness on Pompey.)

**** it. Saints spoil the Valley party. Granted, we shouldn't expect miracles from the newbies, but Smurf will be out to impress. Bloody great game - 3-6 Saints.

Three words. Papa. Waigo. N'Diaye. Nice to have a secret weapon...

Chuffing looking forward to this one now! Davis Thomas Jaidi Trotman Harding Waigo James Hammond Mills Lallana Lambert (although I still think Lallana will be left in at left midfield and Saga played up front. There's also the dillema of who to play alongside Hammond, could it be James, Mellis, Morgan, Wotton, Gillett, or even Lallana? One of a managers greatest and worst decisions is when he's blessed with a full squad. James for me gets the nod, just ahead of Mellis, but I wouldn't be suprised to see any of them in there...)

IIRC it was about 5pm over here, right?

Clearly not the brightest bulb in the hardware store.

Two very good documentaries, although I thought last nights with the unseen footage was the most amazing. The things news crew will do to get a story - actually running up towards the WTC when everyone else was running away! Nutters! Plus the guy that had just cleared WTC 7 and was standing in its foyer - little knowing that later that day it, too, would be destroyed. I remember 9/11 vividly. I was working on a passenger boat out of Windsor with a boatload of American tourists. The Romney lockkeeper burst out of his hut and told us. We kept quiet, we didn't want to ruin the tourists' holiday. We put the radio on the wheelhouse and listened to it, very quietly. Fortunately, an hour later I was done for the day, went home and watched the whole thing unfold on TV. God bless TV.

Massive lolage. And she's engaged. Will track her down due to poor editing of names and see if I can locate her other pussy.

I don't think I've ever been as disappointed in a take-away/eat in place as when I went to Gourmet Burger Kitchen. (Except perhaps the one and only time I ate in Nandos.) Their burgers are downright expensive, hardly better than average, and on top of all that you're paying for all the extras. Not to mention we were served by a guy with one eye and copious amounts of dandruff which frankly put us off our meals. Very poor. (Oh, and as for Nando's, I wish they'd make their minds up whether they want to be a restaurant or a takeaway. If the damn waiters want to swarm around my table looking for tips, the least they could do is take my order and get me some drinks without expecting me to do it. Awful. That said, as loathe as I am to ever go back to GBK, I could perhaps do Nandos again in an emergency, as their food wasn't overpriced.)

I don't stop to turd. I just play-doh fun factory it into my pants and carry on. That's what they're there for.

A Machete - as a weapon and a useful implement Michaela Strachan - for teh knobbing and she's good with animals A gun - to use against Michaela if she doesn't want teh knobbing and steals my machete.

Gus is poor tbh. Let him down gently...

One win, and I think the sigh of relief emanating from St Mary's would cause a tidal wave in Northern Spain. Why do we keep failing to win? Who knows, if any of us could answer that, we'd be on the blower to Pardew. The squad is still fairly new, the chaos of the summer only just behind us, and backroom changes are still taking place. I think our first win is just around the corner, after which we will have the mentality to push on and upwards. Quite simply, for us to stand a chance of doing anything in this league, we have to turn losses into draws, and draws into wins. I'm confident we can do something about it before long. There's still a long old season ahead of us.