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Massive lolage. And she's engaged. Will track her down due to poor editing of names and see if I can locate her other pussy.

I don't think I've ever been as disappointed in a take-away/eat in place as when I went to Gourmet Burger Kitchen. (Except perhaps the one and only time I ate in Nandos.) Their burgers are downright expensive, hardly better than average, and on top of all that you're paying for all the extras. Not to mention we were served by a guy with one eye and copious amounts of dandruff which frankly put us off our meals. Very poor. (Oh, and as for Nando's, I wish they'd make their minds up whether they want to be a restaurant or a takeaway. If the damn waiters want to swarm around my table looking for tips, the least they could do is take my order and get me some drinks without expecting me to do it. Awful. That said, as loathe as I am to ever go back to GBK, I could perhaps do Nandos again in an emergency, as their food wasn't overpriced.)

I don't stop to turd. I just play-doh fun factory it into my pants and carry on. That's what they're there for.

A Machete - as a weapon and a useful implement Michaela Strachan - for teh knobbing and she's good with animals A gun - to use against Michaela if she doesn't want teh knobbing and steals my machete.

Gus is poor tbh. Let him down gently...

One win, and I think the sigh of relief emanating from St Mary's would cause a tidal wave in Northern Spain. Why do we keep failing to win? Who knows, if any of us could answer that, we'd be on the blower to Pardew. The squad is still fairly new, the chaos of the summer only just behind us, and backroom changes are still taking place. I think our first win is just around the corner, after which we will have the mentality to push on and upwards. Quite simply, for us to stand a chance of doing anything in this league, we have to turn losses into draws, and draws into wins. I'm confident we can do something about it before long. There's still a long old season ahead of us.

As good as he seems to be, I don't think you could put him in our first team if everyone is fit, unless you play him just behind Lambert as a second striker. Mills and Waigo would take the wings, with Hammond and James in the centre.

If he gets fit enough, we could stick him on the playing staff, and give him squad number 40. Maybe some WD40 would sort Svensson's knees out...

http://www.ex-canaries.co.uk/players/fotheringham.htm Dedication but lack of proof reading. Fotheringham, whom we had on trial before he signed for the Canaries, ends up being called Fotherington in this article....

We can't win. (Literally and non-literally) If our defence plays well, we can't score, if we score, we concede. The defence is looking strong now, even with Murty out injured I thought James would be in there, but Thomas played there for us in the CCC so is competent. Add Jaidi and our defence now looks sorted. In attack, we have Lambert, Saga and to an extent Waigo and Paterson. With creativity from the midfield, I think that'll be enough, although I wouldn't be suprised to see Pardew dip into the loan market for another. Sort out the midfield creativity problem and we'll be marching up the league. Can't wait til Holmes and Mills are fully fit! Overall I'm disappointed but understanding.

I'd take the mick, but I won't in case your gran knit it! Which reminds me, I once got given a box of Fried Chicken that you heat in the oven and which you can buy in Sainsburys called SFC, and with red and white stripes. My mothers gift once again, someone who desperately tries to please with very little positive result.

Davis Thomas Trotman Perry Harding James Hammond Morgan Lallana Waigo Lambert Subs: Bart, Lancashire, Mills, Holmes, Mellis, Paterson, Gillett. Who'm I forgetting?

With a good performance: Heart says 2-0, head says 1-1. With a poor performance: Heart says 0-0, head says 3-1 loss. Incidentally, I think Colchester's loan of John-Joe O'Toole was inspired. Within seconds of Boothroyd joining, his appointment had paid off. One of the League One signings of the summer IMO.

For some reason, my mum thinks anything in red or white is Saints-related. She bought a very expensive and hideously gaudy watch for me once, which was actually coloured red and black, with a hint of white. I pretended to love it, like a good son would, then it lived in a drawer, where it still is, incidentally.

http://www.eatsleepsport.com/southampton/forecast-returns-to-st-marys-941926.html He's back. He'd rather be third choice here than second choice at Grimsby.

All our new players are rubbish, even the ones we haven't seen play yet. Relegation in my opinion. Everyone out. Except Pulis. He can stay.

First choice IMO is: Davis Murty Trotman Jahdi Harding Waigo Hammond Morgan Mills Lallana Lambert with a pretty good second team of Bart James Thomas Perry Molyneaux Mellis Wotton Gillett Holmes Saga Patterson ...and you still have a couple of extras like Gobern and Lancashire and White and Thomson. Looks pretty good - the only changes I'd to the above is trying to stick James and Saga into the first team!

But it wouldn't scan, and it wouldn't rhyme with gay...

Can someone bring back the HCDAJFU fred please? :-D There are lots of freebies out there that CDAJFU. However Pardew IS D'ingAJFU, and I trust him to sign the players he thinks would be good for us. Johansson would be a step back IMO, getting on a bit now.

Who can't be happy! We've strengthened the positions that needed strengthening, with better players than we had. Everything we've asked for as fans we've got, two centre backs, two full backs, a goal scoring striker, midfield grit and a pacy player. One more loan to cover the right back slot and we'll be laughing all the way to midtable.

To the tune of 'If you're happy and you know it...' Papa Waigo N'diaye is really fast, clap clap Papa Waigo N'diaye is really fast, clap clap Papa Waigo N.diaye, unlike Sol he isn't g$y, Papa Waigo N'diaye is really fast. Clap clap

1- wooT 2- Serie A is very well and good, but Vincent Pericard was at Juve and he was a shower of shyte. 3- is this the same Papa Waigo you could sign on Championship/Football Manager a few seasons ago? If so, he was quite good!

You lot have lost out. She's of to Pompey as they've signed more players than us.

Has Skacel signed yet?