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I was going to say something disgusting along the lines of - no snake could swallow me because my todger is so big - but I think I'll let this one slide...

Danny Gabbidon, now that West Ham are financially in the shizen.

I think bidets are the greatest invention on earth. God knows why England hasn't adopted them. (Grossness aside...)

So they can put the photos on Facebook IMO, and people will say "Oh it looks like you had so much fun, I wish I could've gone!"

Yup. I am, however, at work today, and I really couldn't care less! :-)

Of dying? Only as much as the human brain tells me to be. If I'm confronted with a man with a gun saying he'll kill me, naturally I'll plead for my life. I still have things I want to achieve, like having a family. Other than that, I say when my time comes, my time comes and there's not a fig I can do about it. Of getting old, then yes. Naturally as you age you pick up an increased number of ailments, and even though I'm only 28 today, I hate being ill.

Happy Birthday! Design yourself a birthday avatar, and sign it from me. :-):smt113

I was caught by a traffic light camera this morning, and although the light was green for five seconds after I'd gone through, it turns out they double up as speed cameras, a fact I was not aware of. Ergo I'm expecting 3 points and a fine in the post. :-( That'll be 6 for me in total...) How many points do you have? (if at all...)

Thanks, but I wouldn't let them go for all the tea in China! :-)

I shall not be hearing the commentary because I will be in a noisy pub. However, knowing football commentators to be experienced professionals, I expect there to be no mention of it at all.

Today - Work, followed by a chill out sesh at my gaff starring me. Tomorrow - 28th birthday!!! Working, followed by England match down teh pub. Sunday - Work, followed by another chill out sesh.

Everyone's tastes differ. I like thinly sliced white bread, mayonaise and crispy bacon.

I saw her on the Tube once and she's tiny. If she kept her freaking mouth shut, I'd be all for it.

Alfie and Oscar. Alfie is the cute one that finds himself in strange positions.

Seth MacFarlane.

I have a missus. Coming up to 3 years together so we're past the girlfriend stage, but if she thinks I'm going to propose to her anytime soon she has another thing coming. (She probably will obtain "another Thing, Coming" if I hold out on her for too long...:-D)

Call someone a C*n*, and your wish may be granted.:smt076

So many things! My ears have always stuck out, my nose has always been to big, I could have the belly reduced, the moobs removed, the chin fat sucked out... Think I'd go with teh moobs. They're fun to play with for a while but it gets old real fast.

Purchased by teh gayz who will forever admire the position you wish to be made into...

Looks like Alopecia's setting in...

I want to be cremated, and my ashes scattered over a tasty green salad, which Lucy Pinder shall eat. It'll be the only opportunity I'll ever have to be inside of her.

Who else is there? Aside from signing up some loan defenders a la Dailly and Lucketti last season, we have to make do with the young defenders we have, with either ageing, injury prone Svensson, Thomas and Perry to help out, or midfielders like Surman, Skacel or Wotton. The key is getting the youngsters to concentrate for the 90 minutes, but of course there is no substitute for experience, which the youth will only get by playing. I doubt though that the situation will be addressed, and we'll be seeing a few more nailbiting results before the end of the season.

A monkey. If it were legal in this country to own a monkey, I'd have one already. Although I think my missus would get confused as to who was whom.

a) Are we playing this Saturday...