Crab Lungs

Is it me, or is Targett utterly f()cking ****?

I reloaded Vdubt25 and it worked, though the game isn's listed on there... well, not yet, anyway

I really, really don't rate Stones. He might develop, but he really isn't that good. I can only hope VVD is actually better than that

Poor old bucket rattlers. Nevermind. Que sera and all that.

The left back too, Amavi. Only seen a few minutes of these guys obviously, but Sherwood's made some useful signings by the looks of things. Bournemouth will be the Blackpool of 2010

Idrissa Gueye, i think, looks decent. Great save by Boruc.

Wow. Just heard the McInnes comment. I've no doubt he didn't mean it, my theory is that he's just a soft-as-sh1te porkster who likes a drink and is in all honesty, thoroughly scared of the audience of neanderthals - hence why he made those moronic comments in some kind of weird, vain attempt to pander to them. The fact it was also totally and despicably unprofessional and nasty is another matter altogether.

Not even halfway through that Fan's Forum, it's absolutely ridiculous. Players are apparently freezing when they play for Pompey, weighed down by the enormity of the occasion playing in front on "18-19,000 passionate fans". Additionally, apparently everywhere they go everyone wants to beat Pompey. It's real sick bucket stuff. McInnes is utterly classless which, ironically, suits the knuckle-dragging, delusional, sister-bothering, cretinous weirdos to a tee. F()ck me listening to that really does re-ignite your hatred for them. Can only hope we play them at somepoint soon.

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Kelv is a top, top man.

None. And anyone having worked for them will know that too. Terrible.

Yoshida was excellent. Caulker, worrying. Stekeleburg, as I said ages ago, miles better than Forster, he'll prove that this season. Still need a solid, polished centre half and for me, another centre mid to help wanyama out in the more difficult games.

It's obvious what you're implying - that he's not good enough. Don't expect you to admit that you're wrong though, ever.

It appears he's not answering that because, surprise, he's wrong

Yes Defo about the merlin sticker album

Massively different type of game.

That it way too weak

Stekelenburg Cedric Fonte Yoshida Targett Wanyama Reed Davis Tadic Pelle Mane Gazzaniga, Caulker, Martina, Clasie, Long, Juanmi, Rodriguez.

FWIW, here's my window must-haves; To fill the Alderweireld-shaped hole... (one from) Balls out: Aleksandar Dragovic, £11m, Nicolas N'Koulou, £9.1m (both left-sided CB's) Cheaper alternative: Rami Gershon, £3m, (another left-sided CB, very rugged, unpolished though) To fill the Morgan-shaped hole...(one from) Balls out: Grzegorz Krychowiak, £20m, Maxine Gonalons, £14m Cheaper alternative: Alex Song, £7m (though probably not with the wages involved), Mile Jedinak, £8m A little something extra... Also someone I think would suit our style of play is Ki at Swansea. Would be a great little squad player if we could get him. That said, so would have Jack Cork. If you had £30m to strengthen the squad before the window closes, who would you (realistically) attempt to sign and in what positions do you think we're lacking in?

A goal made in Southampton in the Comm Shield (Walcott to Chamberlain)

In that case then we should have gone balls out for him as soon as those terms expired then. Doesn't matter now, we got caulker, which is okish

I think we dropped a bollock with that one, not Toby. Should have gone all out in January.

Can I get a twix and two panda pop cherry drinks if I bring a friend?

Taraabt and Osvaldo. Wow, Benfica want to regress into anarchy then. If that happens, they'll finish way behind Sporting and Porto.