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Late reaction, soft hand. he has had 2 things to do all game and has screwed both of them up

One goal and they'll fold. They look stunningly fragile

Turkish the internet bully

Sick buckets at the ready if you hadn't seen this before... They really do suck themselves off, don't they?

Classy player, classy footballer. Good luck Jack, you deserve it.

Henderson is utter toilet, Delph ppossibly has a bit about him and Colback is bloody average. Losing a decent player imo but oh well nothing we can do.

He's been lifting, brah

Already happening. No doubt Reed has show potential, but Cork is far from a run-of-the-mill Premier League footballer. He's a bloody decent footballer, in fact. As I said previous, far, far better than his other English counterparts who have caps (Henderson, Delph, Colback) and huge swathes of supposedly better foreign talent. Him or Ander Herrera? ...

Relentless ..

Well, I appreciate Chester's write up and gracious comments towards us. Wish them all the best.

No doubt Morgan and Wanyama are first choice but how about a little fore thought for the summer? We might lose one or both of them and he'll be good to have around if th st happens. Never really let us down and finding an understated quality footballer like Cork would be very difficult. He's better than any other English options out there - Colback, Delph, Henderson etc.

Amazing to see Jack is now rated as surplus by many on here. Quite a few had him in front of wanyama before the season started. And now he's fallen behind Reed and Ward Prowse too. Still our third best midfielder imo

Smart signing. Another player with great technique... Will be interesting to see if he can adapt to the Prem

--------------------Forster Clyne-------Fonte---------Gardos------Bertrand -------------Reed----------Davis Elia----------------Cork----------Tadic ------------------Pelle Subs: K Davis, Yoshida, Ward Prowse, Targett, McQueen, Seager. Cork in advanced midfield role like v Newcastle at home to press Swansea

Cheers Gem, reading that has made me even more jealous of them. Our owners are real scumbags, aren't they? Please, Portsmyth fans, tell me what kind of tank Markus commanded in WWII again.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nope. Feel like the work experience kid being bullied by his cruel mentors

Do you two ever give it a rest?

I literally don't know whether to bite at this trolling or not

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/eljero-elia-tells-southampton-boss-5025621 I like the cut of his jib. Saints not good enough for Lovren, Lallana but definitely good enough for Eljero ?

Feeling particularly jealous and bitter today... all I did was a have a glance on their website at their fantastic stadium, fans and players. Why can't that be us? Oh, and the history as well. Dayum, pa, dayum, ma... why did you have to bring me up a Saint?

Great upcoming player... Hope so

Haha, thanks... I think it's fair to say I should have said #itshappeningbutnotasIexpected On a serious note, absolutely made up. If I had the time in the day to write a full retraction and apology, I would. I don't. It appears I have been very, very wrong... and I've never been happier to be so wrong.

Dayum that bench

He's been absolutely pivotal in everything we done so far. he'll score again soon. Amazing contribution in recent weeks and the unluckiest player in the Prem when it comes to hitting the woodwork.