Crab Lungs

Haha, after the first question I turned to my dad and asked "Can this bloke climb any further up his a***?" Turned out he could. It was cringeworthy.

Any ideas on setting up SmartDNS? Pretty please, of course

Dodged a bullet with Lovren, Louis..

It'll be.. Forster Clyne Fonte Yoshida Bertrand Wanyama Davis Long Tadic Mane Pelle I'm sure...

Absolutely class tonight. Gutted for him and the rest of the guys

Nowhere near as good as Boruc

Naughty broadside from Goater http://www.90min.com/posts/1587691-former-manchester-city-forward-shaun-goater-criticises-southampton hope we can prove him wrong

Dybala has all the hallmarks of a great striker. He's young and still finding his consistency but he'll be a top player - though definitely not in the same bracket as Ronaldo or Messi. He'll go for that much eventually, but not this season. Shame if we don't have a dabble cos he'd fit our system... Not just a striker but a good all round team player. And yes... He does share similar attributes to Aguero! He took a little time to settle and get going but Dybala will defo become a natural goalscorer in time.

He's a league one keeper, sadly ... Got great protection in front of him tho

And boruc is at Bournemouth. :-/

I live in utter fear of seeing Glen Johnson playing for England again.

https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/personality

Please someone put the Skates one on here. Just read it, it a priceless

Easily obtainable to get flares and firecrackers in Italy... People sold them right next to a huge police presence outside the Olimpico when I was there

I hope none of the Saints play and we get smashed by the Scots.

Yup we'd be fourth pot assuming we get there so we'd likely be up against a couple of real big heavyweights followed by a Basel or Roma. . I'll go for ... PSG, Juventus, Basel, Southampton.

Vargas would fit in to our system well.

To draw them at home and still be in the top four of the PL by the 3rd round draw comes about would be absolutely brilliant. Please, football Gods, please.

I'm starving. Pass the humble pie. Again. Absolutely delighted.

come on Gareth, please smack a couple past these utter losers.

Anyone totally unsurprised Liverpool look so much better and more solid now they've ditched Gerrard and Henderson? Those two are so sh1te, they really really are.

Anyone totally unsurprised Liverpool look so much better and more solid now they've ditched Gerrard and Henderson? Those two are so sh1te, they really really are.

I'll have another large slice of that humble pie please... if there's any left.

Ah, I know. Roy Hodgson. Absolutely dog toffee, like Johnson.

On Glen Johnson