Crab Lungs

Horrible little ****ers... they're just users. If they were twice the size they were they'd attack us. I'm with Mary Bale - bin 'em.

I see TSW is still overrun with wet, apologetic hippies then.

Oooooh, thought of another one. The ever snarling Michelle Rodriguez. Think she prefers a lapping to a slapping though

Another footballer-chasing slapper... Gurrrrrgh, can't stand the look of them. One only needs to go down Bedford Place or maybe specifically Junk to see gaggles of these disgusting, lecherous creatures hanging on for some pretty boy with no personality or values, just cash. On a more important note, RIP Dale Roberts... 24.... so sad. Seems Paul Terry's FB has been spammed quite a bit... http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/59539/paul-terry-abused-on-facebook-after-dale-roberts-death.html ... why does the woman pretty much always slip away unnoticed? Still, not condoning the abuse Paul Terry's got, it's not exactly as clear cut as solely his fault. He's just unfortunate his brother already has a reputation for infidelity too. That said, I've no doubt what happened contributed to poor Dale Robert's death but it would also appear that finding out what he did just compounded his mental illness further. Once again ,RIP.

Listen, make no mistake about it - he's had a plan B since he's walked into the building. It's as simple as that.

Oh no, oh no, oh no... you've started me off. X-Factor is, quite frankly, insulting to real musicians, real artists, real singers in every imaginable way possible from established, genuine acts to the humble Underground busker. I find the whole show absolutely disgusting and the epitome and reflection of everything wrong with society today. Image, image, image, fake, fake, fake, deluded, deluded, deluded. Even Susan Boyle's shock success was through gritted teeth and at first, hostile human "bear baiting" (granted though, she was a bit - different). It's a repulsive, image-concious, attention-seeking, fake karaoke pantomime... the sooner that sh1tstorm of a show dies, the better.

Oh no.

I can often be found banging my head against a brick wall pre-tournament when our journo's decide the best way "aid" our tournament is to destabilise our players at the most inappropriate times but this is so much different. If only the biggest nations in the world, the ones who hold the biggest attraction globally and financially could say "enough's enough" and refuse to participate in the next World Cup. Better still, get the sponsors that line the pockets of such people to do the same. FIFA could continue with England - but without Spain, Portugal, Germany and others? It'll have the old fuddy-duddies quaking soon enough. They'd likely hand out tournament bans in response (which would be ineffective anyway as we'd have refused to have participated already) and issue some strongly worded statement about tarnishing football (ha - a fine one to talk)... but if after 1, 2 maybe 3 months it went unresolved then they'd start getting worried. The people with power in respective nations should really, really force the issue - it can be done, we just have to really mean it and be resolute and steadfast in our stance. I doubt it'll ever happen but I cannot bear the thought of having to schmooze and give up ones dignity just so these odious men can line their pockets and maintain their power.

Even more surprising is that I agree with this article from, of all people, Martin Samuel. Yes, it's The Mail but it's the most complete assessment I've seen of everything so far... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1335212/Martin-Samuel-FIFA-rotten-core-England-better-it.html

Not often I agree with Ken Bates, but.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1335439/England-quit-FIFA-World-Cup-2018-farce-proves-Europes-big-guns-blasts-Ken-Bates.html

Oh, Rebecca Gethings. Love the big eyes.

On a sidenote... I think I found Nadia and Lowri's chunkiness attractive :-/

Oh Nadia... we must have shared her! Kate Ashfield too... There is definitely a couple more that I haven't remembered yet either...

I went through a phase of thinking Lowri Turner was do-able. I'm ashamed.

Seconded.

How stupid do Portsmouth feel now building that 250,000 harbourside pottydrome... ....Oh.

Someone needs to re-programme the Adkins-bot before he's rumbled at press conference with one too many repetitions of the same line or perhaps has a wire hanging out by mistake. Failing that, they could just come clean that he's a robot and start selling Adkins dolls in the club shop... who knows, it might be a money spinner with the kids? "It's about winning games of football" "It's as simple as that" "Listen" "As long as I've been in the building" "Make no mistake about it!"

The only reason this hasn't been featured on a Panorama-esque programme is because there is still so much to play out - especially legally, so therefore I'm not sure if it's worth poking just yet. Though once all the formalities have been dealt with (or swept under the carpet, perhaps?) then I'm sure something will happen.

An extract: and in response... Unbelievable.

I've totally warmed to mack. He's awesome!

My oh my, are the mightiest team in the world surprised that they aren't actually that good?

Skates. Skates, please.

We're being bankrolled? Lmao... £93m stadium and an unsustainable wage bill and we're the ones being bankrolled? Lmao...

Pretty good summary IMO.... and I live here!

Surely Bompey could have asked their big brother to the east whether it is necessary to bother with paying bills? I'm sure they could have kept him and added a few extra players if they'd just shown a bit more of a ballsy disregard to staying solvent.