Crab Lungs

Why are they mixing religious values with government work? If they want to go all fundamental, either pop over to Texas and join one of the loony townships there or grow a beard and a chip on your shoulder and go to a village in Pakistan...

I think Keys is sincere. Gray, on the other hand, is renowned for his bulbous, all-consuming ego.

They don't understand the LBW rule, fact.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/27786147/The-Usborne-Book-of-the-Future Thought this is pretty scarily accurate...

Seeing as he hasn't posted it yet, this is courtesy of saint stevo....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvsaG3b9uVY

lmfao

Sweepstake on who Cotterill blames for this latest defeat?

Yup, I think you're right there. He'll defo end up on one of the Prem channels in the Middle East.

You literally read my mind, every post you make :-o

..or the Dagestani's, it would appear. Irrespective... Islamist faction wanting independence. Again.

My money's on the Chechens. Or should I say, the Islamist faction wanting independence...

Thank you, this has given me renewed hope!

Lol I was making a reference to their historic beginnings simply because I couldn't recall the exact area of London the Emirates was in... :-o

Fear not, there is still a few spaces left on the bus for incoming passengers - and we may have to make an unscheduled stop in Woolwich for one passenger

Apart from Puncheon, who is sulking because he got a windowless cabin.

Ah, perfect timing as always Lawrie. Yes, you did alot for Southampton, we know that but quite frankly, you've taken and taken some more and whilst you should get "free tickets", I suspect you're not short of a few bob if you really want to see us play. With all due respect, kindly p1ss off.

Pedantry to the extreme!

Why on earth do you have to be so serious? Do you even realise you're doing it!?

I'm sure this will be someone else's fault, possibly the FA and FIFA conspiring against them... poor Pompey

I do wonder if we can sort out Anthony Pulis with a move to Turkey and see if he get's a welcome party like that... :-o

Blimey, Guan... a blast from the past! Hope you're well bud...

Great fans. Same moronic element that blocked Hoddle, blamed 9/11 on Lowe etc... Anyway - glad we're in happier times but it still irritates me a little, thinking back...

... now they go crazy for Kenny Miller :-o http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8271415/Kenny-Miller-receives-warm-welcome-from-Bursaspor-fans.html

What a shame if true. I'm a massive fan of Mr Cortese but Le Tissier shouldn't be messed around; if he wants tickets, bloody give 'em to him! Lots of growing up to do on both sides though, to be fair...

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