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The Spanish Brett Ormerod?

I think you'll find it was an Ecru craze lead by us and Liverhampton (that always cracks me up) The fashion conscious, or anyone over the age of 10 who isn't and obese, scruffy, odd ball wouldn't wear a football shirt with jeans Whose twitter feed was that on?

Because a millionaire footballer on £40k a week would live in the tower blocks of newcastles roughest estates and spend his weekends doing 2 for 1 shot deals in Yates and 'spoons with the other obese, reebok clad geordies.

I presume people are talking about on Football Manager.

How many midfielders have we got who score 7 or 8 goals a season?

He'd better keep those spoons under lock and key with all the thieving scousers about.

Ask not if you can win the champions league, but how.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic anyone? AC Milan have offered him a 6.5m euro deal. If we can flog Gashton and Oswowdo We'd still be up on wages. Never played in the premier league before and would love a chance too as well as to be part of something special. The Curva Nord at the San Siro has got nothing on the chapel Kop. All together now He stands just over 6 foot 3 zlatan, zlatan He'll take us to the champions league zlatan, zlatan He wears the shirt Lee Barnard He's bigger and just as f*cking hard Zlatan Ibrahimovic southamptons goal machine

Looks a James Milner type player hard working decent player who can do a decent job in a number of positions. However I doubt this one will be a fans favourite as he seems solid rather than spectacular mean the majority of the mugs on here will think he's sh*t and be slagging him off before his fifth start.

The relentless boll+cks on here shows no sign of letting up. People moan and whinge we didn't sign a striker in January now we're linked with the 4 highest scorer from last season it's too much, where does he fit in, bleat bleat bleat. £15m for a 25 year old English striker with 17 premier league goals last season is a good price. 2 of the 3 players that finished above him in the scoring tables last season cost north of £30m and the other was linked with a £40m move to Man United. He'd be a great addition, a front 3 of Austin, Rodriguez and mane would be excellent. With those 3, Pelle and Long as attacking options we'd have excellent strength in depth up front and the ability to be able to play a few systems.

what a sad inditement of our fans and city. Away fans should hate coming here knowing they were in for a hard time on the pitch and an even tougher one off it. They should be more worried about the cauldren of hate that is St Marys rather than the nice pies and comfy seats. Still at least it seems Cortese spent the away fund so managed to do something right.

I remember the days when people on here panicking Liverpool would try and get Adkins. Can someone remind me at what point in the last 2 1/2 years Adkins went from being the next great English manager, the new Alex ferguson and a shoe in for the England job to someone who is a great fit for Sheffield United?

He didn't fail at Fulham you plank. He got was first choice when he got injured, when he came back Felix Magarth was appointed shortly after and they didn't get on. I don't think I'd trust his judgement of a players ability. He's a way, way better than we have available at the moment.

1. The weakest man in Portsmouth is 1000000 times harder than the hardest man in Southampton, no man from Portsmouth has ever lost a fight to anyone. Every Scummah sh*ts themselves as soon as the word Pompey/Portsmouth is mentioned. 2. Pompey are a massive club with a rich history who could be one of the biggest clubs in the country. Saints are small city church team that got lucky.

Why have you suggested yourself as a signing? ITK??

So you wouldn't want the consistency of Everton, a club who have only finished below our highest ever premier league finish 3 times In the last 11 years? That sort of consistency isn't good enough for you right? You wouldn't want us 'slipping back' like that?

There is currently a fit bit explosion in my work place. Everyone seems to have one, all linked to apps like my fitness pal and seem to be having some sort of competition where they have a leader board using their hilarious nicknames such as 'blobby' Whilst I'm all for a fit and healthy lifestyle it does mean the office now full of boring t*ats going on and on and on and on about how many steps they've done, how many times they've been to the gym this week how far they've walked etc. I also happened to be in the gym the other day as the same time as one of the fit bit freaks. Our gym does a monthly challenge, this months is to run 830m as quickly as you can with the results recorded on a board. he threw down the gauntlet to me so I jumped on the treadmill with him. Half say through he jumped to the side claiming he was 'f*cked and couldn't keep that pace up' meanwhile I recorded midtable respectability time. Conclusion - fit bits are worn by deluded boring c*nts

Disguting when managers use the media to unsettle players. I wish Feyehampton would just f*ck off and develop their own players.

Got a dream boy got a song Paint your wagon come along Where are we going? I don't know How will we get there? I don't know All I know is I'm on my way Got a dream boy, got a song Paint your wagon come along....

That was probably because a senior offical at FIFA didn't see why he should answer questions from a spotty, precocious, know it all student.

Talisman. When he has scored we've won.

I feel sorry for Sep Blatter, everyone under him in his organisation is corrupt except for him and so good at deception they kept it covered from him for decades.

He's had a few injuries problems this season but always thought George Thorne looked a very good player. Decent defensive midfielder who can play a bit. I'm sure if he'd have been fit this season Derby would have finished higher.

I'd love it if we signed the Dutch Xavi. A nod back to our history and the days when we could boast the Latvian Micheal Owen and the Swedish David Beckham.