Turkish

Bro is sick, he knows ball. Bro will score bare goals blud.

too old, too slow, always injured,

People from Southampton dont mention it enough. You can guarantee that a scouser particularly as well as Mancs, Londoners, Geordies will tell you where they are from without you asking, within minutes of meeting them by Jack Stephensing the name of their hometown into conversations. Getting into a conversation with them whilst on holiday can be particularly irritating as you cant escape them.

Ivans Terribles

and people laughed at some of their signings, Neco WIlliams, Gibbs-White, Wood to name but 3....

Big Ange must be looking forward to getting back on track sunday. Have they got any players that haven't scored for ages? Get your money on a Spurs win with them to score. Easy money

Do i need to come back and reclaim my turf? Everything's gone downhill off the pitch since i moved away, maybe a return to the yard to take back the manor is needed? The DEF can reform as the SO14 Mandemn start some proper influencer wars and put these bluds back in their box bro.

I wonder if we could build a super consortium to take over from SR? A mix of investors and fan owned with big Micky, Mike Wilde, Mark Jackson as the investors and Um Pahars to head up the Saints Trust bit of it

Those lovable, fair minded, scousers with their great sense of humour https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gr3ryxdpko?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2m11WvFQVB5xfjQ4M9FRQeeeC4jWMnJx6A6wyEMbMSEYdoTysMgvEvLvo_aem_bobBKYyW8SMDUMnq3Se2AQ

Do cities have good football teams because they’re great cities or are cities great because they have good football teams?? 🤔🤔🤔

A war zone with thousands dead is not comparable with a few pot holes in Kent FFS!!

I guess it's okay to compare leafy B roads around Romney Marsh to a war zone with thousands of innocent people being killed daily when it suits your agenda, right?

Wasn't he a Barbados international? He was so shit it was funny but he seemed like a decent bloke got his moment of glory.

Southampton had the potential to be one of Europes great cities. Im not joking it's got it all. A great coastline, a history with a mix of modern and old, a decent climate relatively for the UK, a ready made tourist industry thanks to the cruise ships, an airport, an hour from London. Instead of that it's become a run down shit hole. I was back a few weeks ago for the first time in 3 years and it gets worse every time i come back, certainly kills any thoughts of ever moving back.

fixed it for you

Still 6 minutes left we can easily lose this

And there it is 😂😂😂😂

And it ohhh Southampton ohhh Southampton fc we’re not the shittest team, the premier leagues ever seen

How did my primary school have anything to do with your failure to land a job? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Don’t take it out on me its not my fault

Still hurting, I get it

Actually the point of the thread was to laugh at your failure to get an entry level job in football analysis 😂😂

Funny how he edited it “word for word” once he realised Aston Villa play at Villa Park and Port Vale play at Vale Park 😂😂😂😂😂

To reminisce about happier time 14 years ago today it really was Jonno Quicks moment as predicted the CoT

imagine if we get relegated with the record low points, come back up and then equal our own record like we did with the two 9-0s. You wouldn't put it past us would you 😂