Kingsbridge Saint

The Lions ought to be battering these Pony Boys. They haven't really performed yet in my opinion. If they do and it all clicks they should get up by 10-20 points, easy. The Aussie team really ain't that good. They just hang in there, play the ref and are very very lucky.

Australia is ****ing expensive and not the dream lifestyle they portray on the 'Getting Down Under' programme. You have to work your ******** off like anywhere else in the world and just see the daylight at weekends. Especially in Queensland where the sun seems to set about 4pm even in the middle of summer. It's up again at 3am though, so all good. Australian beer is awful, simply dreadful, so you will be buying imports and longing for a hand drawn ale very soon after arriving. Sausages - don't get me started. Otherwise, it's alright I suppose. the weathers decent and its a nice place to ride a bike or go for a swim. If you like the Premier league, bring plenty of Red Bull.

Just what is Corteses motivation for this abomination of a kit? Surely he hasnt deliberately set out to sell fewer shirts and **** off half the fan base? So what gives? I don't get it. Makes no sense at all. The Lions Shirts are **** over here too btw - wafer thin terry material and they want $130 for them - about £80. Shirt makers are taking us for mugs. They can Jog On.

So the liability for the clock repair is nothing to do with the new owners, the company that fixed it can jog on. But the clock itself is fundamental to the glorious historic club that is Pompey (see FA Cup 'win') so hand it over. Just eff off you disgusting bunch of knuckle dragging sister bothering retards. I have still yet to meet a Pompey fan with an IQ that exceeds that of a salad bowl. They have all been knobheads. Every last one.

1. Yes 2. Froome and Daylight 3. I wish - long way from the Gold Coast 4. Probably for the best - think Froome would have beaten him. Would love to see them on different teams for the 2014 Tour to Duke it out.

If the Skates won this Factless would be all over it, quotes from Thierry etc

Worth him following Aussie Saints on FB and Twitter too - the group is getting well organised and gatherings in most state capitals regularly organised.

You wouldn't go for a drive in South Africa without being clear about where you were going, or through where you were driving. Just in case you were unable to drive home again on account of having lost your car. Or your money. Or your head. Dangerous country, chock full of bandits. And Lions. That's why Aussie is full of Saffers. They told me.....

Will be at Suncorp for the 1st Test.

Trust me, if you like TV, sausages and beer, Australia is a ****ing travesty.

1. Man Utd - Players will perform for Moyes 2. Chelsea - Will go close for Mourinho 3. Arsenal 4. Spurs 5. Everton 6. Saints 7. Liverpool 8. Newcastle 9. Swansea 10. Aston Villa 11. Man City - Gone. Witness FA Cup final and last few PL games. On the brink of an implosion. 12. Cardiff City 13. Norwich 14. West Brom 15. Sunderland 16. Stoke City 17. Fulham 18. Hull City 19. Watford 20. West Ham - End of the line for hoofball

Very happy with the final position and some brilliant performances along the way, utterly destroying some top sides. We have to stop the stupid results though - losing at home to QPR was unforgiveable and the West Brom home defeat was totally unnecessary and led to an entirely avoidable tense run in.

The last time Crouch played in the last game of the season at SMS was in the infamous 'couldn't be arsed' game against Man Utd. Hope he gets the same result.

Cycling, Golf, Ashes, Tennis, and over here Super 15, NRL, AFl and a Lions Tour. And doing all the other stuff that football has got in the way of over the last 9 months. Might talk to the wife again sometime soon.

Great stuff. Love the 'ambitious plans' stuff. Sure we'll do it the right way too.

This. In a season where he sacked Adkins what a cunning plan to swing all the fanbase behind him for the final feelgood home match. Cunning plan Baldrick.

Would love to beat Stoke purely because of how they bailed Pompey out with Loanees etc. while they were flicking the V's at football and bending all the rules. What is it? About £2M a position?

A few turning their noses up at the new austerity contracts. ****ing hilarious.

Goes down way too easily. Lacks honesty.

Safe now. Could finish 17th or 10th - lots of cash riding on that.

Yeah right - midnight for a 3pm kick off or 2:15am this morning in Oz. Midnight I am happy with. 2:15am, see you in the morning.

One of the singers seemed to be singing a completely different song to abide with me as well. The sports world can take all of these professional singers and their artistic interpretations and shove them right up their @rses. It adds nothing, just detracts from the emotion of the day. Just strike up the band and put the words on the screen - easy.

No idea how to call this one. Spurs performance we probably win, WBA performance we lose. Depends which Saints turn up on the day.

Ramirez still has the potential to light up the Premier League and it makes sense to give him another season to deliver. Take him off free kicks though. Shockingly bad with a dead ball. Wouldn't look out of place in the car park with the fans at the end of Soccer am.

Micah seems reasonably well adjusted for a Skate. At the moment. Geographically Kingsbridge is near Plymouth. In the same way that Plymouth and Newport are close to Portsmouth in football terms. But I live in Brisbane now so get my live fixes from the Brisbane Roar and Saints every game live on TV over here. Was at the Liverpool game though