Dimond Geezer

Possibly printed on the back of one of those 3quid posters.

If nothing else, that is really quite creepy, even if entirely innocent.

Personally I'm not too bothered where I get my programme from, but if the club have gone about dumping the sellers in the manner described then that is pretty low. I like to collect the progs & have one for every match I've been too, if I have to go to the Magastore for one I'll be sure to pay on my SFC credit card, thus earning myself a 10% discount. The timing of this is a bit awkward for me, as due to the ridiculous ko time on Sunday myself and oldest son will be arriving late due to his rugby match, but youngest son is being dropped off by mum to make his own way into the stadium. As he'll be arriving in good time, he is on programme purchasing duties, he will also be featured in this one, so it's doubly important he knows where to get one from.

In see what you did there, very good.

No idea about online companies, but we bought our first house through a conveyancer rather than a solicitor & saved ourselves a fortune. I have to say though it was a very simple transaction, the vendor was moving with her boyfriend & we were 1st timers.

If he's innocent though & genuinely doesn't know here wear-abouts, will he just give any answer the police want, to stop the torture, thus sending them on a time wasting wildgoose chase? I agree, and as you said, the family are not to blame, you should be able to let your kids play unsupervised, but parents have to face reality, we do not live in Utopia & this sort of thing will happen from time to time. Our 11 (nearly 12) year old has to be in before dark. Paranoid, possibly, but hopefully sensible as well. Unfortunately, I cannot see this ending well.

I guess that's one copy of Suited & Booted that won't get sold.

The beauty of the Design & Build contract, or as we call them Build & Design.

Unbelievable, glad to see the government has a firm grip on public funds, what 40million to us anyway. T0ssers.

Many of mine have been listed above, but probably the most goose-bumpy I got was the tribute to Alan Ball.

GET IN THERE!!!!! Tiger Woods, Muhammad Ali, Jack Nicklaus, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Babe Ruth, General Custer, Geronimo, Brad & Angelina, George Foreman......Your Boys took one hell of a beating. That is all.

I think I just heard on the radio that Adam Lallana became a father on Wednesday. I saw "think" as I was leaving the room as it was mentioned, I've not seen it anywhere else, so I hope I'm not making it up.

I think we have a plan.

Oh cheers mate! Thanks for p!ssing on my fire. Getting it right was the highlight it what has been a generally sh!t day, now you tell me it's easy.

Wow, I never knew that & I'm only a year behind VFTT. I think he was sniffing around Mrs Barnett as well.

x=3, y=1. Haven't done this for years, until last night when my son needed help with simultaneous equations.

Best known for being driven mad by Clouseau. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19745910 95 isn't a bad age to go at. RiP "KILL CLOUSEAU"

Possibly the last of the cigar chomping, sheep-skin wearing managers to go. RiP

Apple Havant worked that out yet. Sorry...

I believe it's currently illegal under EU law.

A large part of Portsmouth is built on marsh land (known as The Great Morass), maybe it's slipped north a little.

Easy, he's a pro footballer. It the female equivalent of beer-goggles.

& how slim he was. He hasn't always been a chubber:-)

I wasn't overly impressed with him last night. He dropped 3 catches, kicked a couple straight to Wednesday players & managed to clatter his own defenders once or twice, all things that Kelvin gets chastised for. On the plus side he made some good saves, although I think KD would have made them, but he did managed to hold a couple that KD would have pushed away.