Wade Garrett

Blimey, all those Sunday morning games Matt, and I didn't even know a celebrity was watching us. Hope your dad is well.

I reckon he's garbage.

Did you?

Shame Tommy Nofingers is ineligible.

He always used to get grabbed by the ears. World of Sport wrestling legend. Right up there with Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki.

Watch The Big Match reruns. Footballers playing on damp pitches then weren't like Bambi on ice because they had proper boots with aluminium studs. For dry pitches they would put a pair of moulded Adidas Beckenbaur's on and still they managed not to all over. Mixed sole plates my arse.

What's the latest with Tom Ince, is he still Liverpool bound?

Probably down to those stupid blade boots.

Personally, we should all be eternally grateful to Leon for stumping up the dough to keep the club afloat in its darkest hour. I will applaud him to demonstrate my gratitude to a true Saint. Yo.

I'd like 1 as well. I am willing to pay for it. Please PM me. Thank you.

I'll do f*cking time to maim the c*nt who banned Bearsy. My life will never be the same. :)

Don't forget that purchases will be offset by sales. £2m for Sharp for a start. A lot of our squad will be released as well. Tommy Nofingers has already gone, but we'll have to sign a like for like replacement. Luckily he's been lined up. (not the one in black).

Have you just learned to copy and paste?

I'm going to quit while I'm ahead.

So something I was told yesterday, from someone who's mates with someone, who's best mates with a Saints player, turned out to be actually true! Happy days.

Just telling you what I've heard, from a member of the first team squad, through a good friend of his: Apparently, a mountain has been made of a molehill, Cortese and Maurice aren't going anywhere. Passing it on, make up your own minds.

I've never voted Tory, but really rate DD as a politician.

I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

I'm Bert from Calmore.

Word.

I think Cortese knows that, which is why he has added MP's length to his own. Whoever, collectively, has the biggest one will win. Personally, I reckon today's developments have put the nail in the coffins of both manager and chairman. Shame

This is nothing more than a knob-waving contest between Cortese and the Liebherr estate. Whoever has the biggest knob will win.

Didn't Scholes quit England because he was fed up with it being another vehicle for the 'brand Beckham'? Pretty good judge of character as well as an amazingly gifted footballer.

Could give Forren a run out now.

He could entertain the team by getting his ukulele out and doing a rendition of 'When I'm Cleaning Widows'.