Badger

buxom

Just checked: Burnley 73,000 Gloucester 123,000 Nailsworth 6,600

Gloucester used to have a similar population to Burnley but never a league club,and they play in a couple of divisions lower than Forest Green Rovers (Nailsworth, just south of Stroud).

Bet Geldof is really cursing that he did not think of it first, Caravan Relief. (or Gypo Aid).

poisoned

Bristol as you say should do better. Plymouth also underachieves for somewhere with the population the size of Southampton, and its catchment area.

kermit

He had probably borrowed the dressing gown from an Air Hostess.

probably a load of b0ll0cks about the wage !!

In case these have not previously appeared on here, two further Umbro striped efforts are now revealed : Hajduk Split: and interestingly for you 'collar watchers', Santos:

number twos

That is something I find surprising to be honest.

haze

Probably an improvement on whatever Puncheon called some of the management team.

I think that one became popular when "brainstorming" was deemed politically incorrect.

Don't suppose they did a brain transplant whilst at it did they ?

Out of interest does the sash continue on the back of the Peru shirt ?

I never knew Arthur Scargill played for Mancs

Xavi is the greatest ever Spanish footballer never to have played for Saints.

with Rory Decrap's shooting and throw-ins in mind.

yes it seems an almost bygone age.

My father was once involved in a "lock in" at a pub near Southampton with Ron Davies also present.

Why, because he is vastly overrated and thoroughly dislikeable ?

ache

I wonder if Clotterill will still be in charge after the new owners have taken stock of the situation there.