Lord Duckhunter

When are first TV games announced .

Looking at that and taking into account Bournemouth bank holiday/airshow situation , I'm guessing they'll be ; Away,home ,away , away. Which, unless we play them , will mean us being ; home,away,home,home.

People were saying on another thread that we're opposite Boscombe & they don't play at home bank holiday in may or Aug. If that is the case we'll also be home the week before Aug bank holiday as its the Bournemouth airshow.

At the end of the day Woy is a pretty average manager and average managers make lots of misjudgements, but that's all it was . People don't seriously believe he thinks Clyne is our best RB, but won't play him because he plays for saints , do they?

This will end up like the Lallana / Clatenburg spat . In 6 weeks when NC is singing his new clubs praises , we' ll all be able to post "Woy was right , he got too big for his boots " . Whilst he remains a saints player , Woy is a complete plum who wouldn't know a right back if one bit him on the arse , nether would Gary Neville .

Since 1966 only one England manager has beaten a previous World Cup winner in any competitive fixture . Sven , Germany 5-1 & Argentina 1-0 ,despite the media love in of robson & venables I don't think they beat a previous winner and I can't think of another one .

These are the people that should be given a fresh start in the UK , rather than any tom **** and Harry from Rommania & Bulgaria . If we didn't have so many people living here from safe Eastern European countries , then maybe public opinion would be more receptive to rehousing these poor unfortunate people .

Nothing like she is on TV then.

I've had a membership before the days I could afford a S/T and thought them quite a good idea. However , this seems a bit pricey to me . Personally I think they should knock a couple of quid off every home ticket a member buys, up to 10. That way , people who go to 10 games pay £5 to be a member, go to one and its £ 25, 5 and its £25 ect. Although it may affect my chances of tickets I do think we need to open up away tickets a bit more, so anything that gives more people a chance to travel away is a good thing. Priority should be away games attended , not whether you're a season ticket holder or not.

Its all to do with the period that you can use a tribunal, it used to be that you had to work a year but there was talk of extending it to two ( except in discrimination cases ) . My company still insist mangers follow the correct company policy regardless of service length , however they are more likely to dismiss if you're under a year as there will be no chance of paying out compo ( except discrimination cases)

So you're trying to say that Nicola , the must ruthless egomaniac ever to run the club, even pipping Rupert to that honour , had ONLY one objective . That this ruthless heartless bar steward set Nigel an objective which he then failed at . If your theory is correct why wasn't Nigel sacked after promotion then ? Was Nicola too soft, did he feel sorry for Nigel ? Or are you talking complete and utter pony ?

Kevin Keegan, Jimmy Case, Alan Ball , Mick Mills, Peter Shilton, Joe Jordan, Dave Watson,

I don't know why some people get worked up about these things. Somewhere there's someone thinking about a move to us. Someone contracted to someone else will be aware of saints interest in them and a ball park figure regarding wages .

Disagree with this pony , who decided on the criteria , a couple of right boring plums ? I don't do every game but do between 8-12 a season and would say any London game is a great day out. I always love Liverpool , but this season Leicester was great. My criteria is; standard of real ale, decent pubs , regular train service.

My mate got told " **** off you ****" by Jim Bowen . Mind you it was in a club with live music and said to Jim " the band are super, smashing lovely, aren't they Jim" . My dad had quite a few dealings with celebs when I was a nipper, the nicest were Bernard Breslaw, that bloke Gloria from " it ain't half hot mum" and Fiona Richmond . The biggest pain he dealt with was Brian Murphy. My father in law ran a nightclub in the 70's and he always tells the story of Phil Silvers turning up, he says the guy was brilliant with everyone and real funny guy.

Led by Mark Littlewood who was a lib/dumb , but more importantly is a Saints fan . He is more trustworthy and objective than clowns like Little Owen Jones and ken Clarke .

Didn't Frannie do one on YouTube ?

I realise that now, my bad spelling / few noggins / spell check. . But it does make me laugh , " acts that cannot be described in a family newspaper , meanwhile here's a picture of Amanda Holdens tits" .

My sex life when I get home from a liquid lunch, mrs duck is an expert .

Don't you just love the press when they report on things like this. " Deprived sex act" what are they a load of prudes or was there a donkey involved . What about the vile abuse , calling one of them a " *****r" and 1 out of 10. Lol the poor unfortunate little thing, she went with 2 other dirty slappers for an orgy , she didn't need insults as well . If I was a Leicester supporter I'd be concerned , really concerned , that players from the team I support , rich footballers , paid for 3 dirty tarts and managed to get a 1 out of 10 amongst them. I hope they asked for a refund.

****ing ******** , I've arranged my 2 week summer holiday around the start of the season and Saints go and **** it up by starting earlier . What are the chances of a spainish , French or Portuguese side I can get to from costa del sol ? Don't think the old snap dragon will be too happy if I disappear mid holiday for more than a day .

Do you really think he'd have signed a new contract if he had not got injured?

For all the people saying Liverpool are living in the past like some sort of Preston or Portsmouth here's what they've won this century ; 3 league cups , 2 FA cups and a champions league . Last year they qualified for the champions league , but of course they're now destined for decline and not much of a step up for our players .

Chelsea and City don't seem interested and neither do Arsenal , if Utd's interest is cooling then Liverpool are his best bet . It's not a " minor" upgrade at all , it's embarrassing that people think so .

When you learn basic punctuation I'll take you " serious".