Lord Duckhunter

That's Comprehensive educTion for you

Looks like Ed's about to be exposed as a grade A hypercrite tonight. Wonder how his " party of hedge fund" attack on the Tories looks now? Perhaps he'll drop that particular sound bite

I've been waking Mrs Duck up with a bit of the old magic for 20 years , are people trying to say I have to get her consent every time . FFS if getting her tipsy or having a portion whilst she asleep is against the law, I'm going to end up very frustrated . Surely by staying with me for so long she's giving consent.

I think the accused should not be named, until charged , as a matter of course, however the police can apply to a judge to relax this . If plod feel that they have compelling evidence that naming the accused will bring forward other victims , then its up to them to persuade the judge of the case to do so. At present they seem to be conducting fishing expeditions and leaving people on bail for unacceptable lengths of time.

Spot on. The Greenham common types together with metro sexual man has hi jacked the women's movement to impose their values on it. Real Women's lib involves doing what you want, when the hell you want to do it. If birds want to flash their puppies on page 3 or at football that's up to them, who are Harriet Harman and other kill joys to say its wrong. GYTOFTL is just a silly song, like " Koeman give us a wave" . Koeman can wave if he wants , or ignore it. Same with GYTOFTL , they can ignore it, or get them out. The power is with the bird, what's more liberating than that?

Balls was touring the TV studios this morning and making a complete pigs ear of it. Chris Leslie was also very poor on newsnight last night. Its been a half hearted response from labour , I'm not convinced they believe they can win the upcoming election.

I'm actually a really fit bird , with a cracking pair of tits, and shapely arse . I pretend to be male because of all the sexists on here.

But they'd also be a man down if it was a GS opportunity

Don't want to get into a private / public debate , but historically the public sector was more secure. I'm not sure if that's the case now, but its a fact that the pension provisions are better overall. My Mrs is a midwife and its a joke that I earn twice as much as her basically managing 35 minimum wage people. However, where does it end. I've no doubt the police, fireman, nurses, teachers, midwives, are underpaid , but realistically we can't afford to give them all a pay rise.

I knew a chick who married a bloke with the same name . She was Miss Mary Murphy and she married a Steve Murphy .

Just seen a piece from Richard Keys and despite being a bit of a twt , he can up with what I thought was a brilliant idea. Whoever is fouled in the box has to take the penalty. He got the idea from watching Newcastle and Warren Barton was through on goal could have stayed on his feet and shot but went down. He asked Barton about it later who basically said Shearer from 10 yards would bury it more times than Barton from 7 yards . Keys claims that a lot of players will stay on their feet , rather than take a penalty. After all the goal scoring opportunity denied was warren Barton's not Alan Shearer's. Hand ball would be your designated taker and there would obviously be an issue if the player claimed they were injured. However, Keys reckons old mother rielly was quite interested in the idea when he pitched to the refs body. What do people think? Crazy idea, or something worth looking at.

Shapps is a complete and utter twt, and he's now been proved to be a liar. I really don't get why Cameron puts so much faith in him, he's always on Daily Politics or Sunday Politics & QT but he comes over really poorly. He's a political lightweight .

I think he's a nearly man. He nearly wins a tackle, he nearly gets on the end of things, he nearly knocks a great dead ball. Personally I think he's going backwards,he just doesn't have that one aspect of his game that stands out.

The BBC are reporting that IPSA have ruled this breaks expenses policy, and are demanding repayment. So it doesn't really matter what you think as the independent watchdog states she's in the wrong.

It's pretty low though isn't it? Expecting the taxpayer to fund a £17 wreath .

Anyone would feel sorry for him , but that's not the point . Would you want an alcy teaching your kids or an alcy giving you financial advise. The lib/dumbs were represented on that show by Charlie boy and they must have known there was a chance he'd be polluted . Surely his voters deserve better , he should withdraw from public life until his overcome his " illness" . I'm sure you'll be the first to complain if Ron K is staggering along the line tomorrow and throwing pens at Jose M and playing yoshida in nets

There's making an effort and then there's taking the **** . I like a few liverners before I go anywhere , but she seems to think it's ok to get somewhere at 8 or 9 , when the kick off is 7.30. Fashionably late, my arse , I want to enjoy the whole evening not half of it .Believe it or not ( and it's true ) I'm in a pub in Bournemouth now having left at 6 for our friends 40th in town tonight . She's following me down when she's ready , and we will arrive at the do together .

It's all about compromise . I'll give you an example ; mrs duck takes forever to get ready and I would spend over an hour pacing around waiting and getting more and more thirsty . The worst of it was when she used to pop next door and ask her mate if her outfit was ok ( after getting fed up with me saying Yes, ****ing yes, come on let's go ) . This ruined our night and we always went out on a row . Nowadays I **** off up the pub and she joins me when she's ready and we head off out . I'm happy , she's happy , everyone Is a winner .

Who wears the trousers is an interesting one . My snap dragon tells people I wear them , but she tells me which pair to wear . She's proberly right in a way but it tends to be a bit of both . She'll never stop me going to the pub or football , and I tend to run our social life and holidays . However , if she wants to move, we move. I don't really care too much where we live as long as I've got money when I want a pint , have the kids and her around , and go to football . I guess after 20 odd years we share trousers depending on situation .

He was a poor manager for us and relegation was a massive blow , but the finances weren't really down to him . Luckily Rupes kept twitchys hands out of the till.

It would be terrible to win the league twice , FA cup and qualify for champions league . I would hate it if we spent millions on a campus and youth development . I desperately want us to remain a mid table club that wins **** all.

She claimed that I thought more of football than her. It was before the cards it was like a wallet thing , pretty sure it was around the end of The Dell. She reckons football is a pub crawl with a match in the middle of it . Nowadays she's got used to it and was rather I was out the way, but for years she had a major issue with me always going to football ( I also played Sundays back then, so that didn't help) .

Me and Mrs Duck have had plenty of ding dongs but I'd never go crying to the old bill , I would find it pretty embarrassing to be honest . I've never given her a dig , but she's aimed plenty at me and thrown various objects my way . I've also had drinks tipped over my head , my phone smashed and season ticket buried in the garden . I have to just pin her down and get her to calm down as I could never hit a chick . To be honest with you , I think she finds it a bit of a turn on that we have such a fiery relationship . It's starting to become less and less frequent now, but our first few years together there was loads of incidents . Nowadays I just tell her to **** off and I go up the pub . She ignores me when I get back, until it's time for a bit of the old Duck magic .

He shouldn't have been on the show then , the BBC or the lib/dumbs should have pulled the plug . The BBC have form over this allowing Bestie to make a twt of himself on Wogan, but I'm surprised they've sunk so low to allow a serious political show to show some bodies problems off . I'm sure that if Nigel or Paul Nuttall had been in that state the establishment and the BBC would have been all over it like a rash, instead everybody tried to pretend nothing happened .

I don't know who who will have the biggest hangover Kennedy or Cleggy , who wasted a prime political slot with that lush. Still, even tanked up he made more sense than most lib/dumbs