benjii

Low standards.

Nasri and Firmino look like lesbians.

I thought we were going to run out of food? There'll be less in the "banks" then. Someone should tell them to get what they can now.

It'd be interesting to see them play a decent boys' sixth form team.

OMG. Check your privilege, man. If they had penises it wouldn't necessarily mean they were men!

Tad simplistic.

Look at that barnet! Man's a fackin maaag. Why shouldn't I go loot and riot when he's got that on his boat? Faaackiiin maaaaags.

He ain't never watched it before. No guv. He don't even know how to change the channel. Sandra does all that.

Who does he owe that to? A) Zahavi B) Gaydamak C) Sol Campbell D) Rosie E) HMRC F) Failed insurance claim

All we need is a new manager, new DOF, new owner and new leadership, and some new players, and we'll be fine.

She literally hasn't got a clue. It is actually quite offensive.

Who remembers when Willoughby used to prance about in a little maid's outfit on Sat morning TV? That was nice to rise to, back in the day.

In a 44 fackin 2, in the PL he's a waste of space.

Is she the one on BBC Breakfast? She's a ****ing joke. A sixth form student with an interest in sports would be better. Mind you, they would also be better than the bloke who does the sports. Also that Naga woman is a proper div and that burly Geordie one needs someone to tell her she isn't funny. I don't normally watch BBC Breakfast but my normal routine has been different recently for work reasons and so I've stuck it on a few times. I've concluded its target audience must be children, OAPs and the mentally challenged. ****ing pathetic programme.

Pretty sure they're morons, pal.

I'm not sure I follow. Could you put a video of yourself singing that on YouTube to help me out? Thanks.

Oh, absolutely. There were issues with Lezza but who is qualified to make any sort of football judgment now? Ralph? Kat? Nelly? Wee Willy Ross? Goa? As someone else alluded to, what we should have done was restructured and added to our footballing knowledge before bumping Les off.

I'm sure Neil Allen. Will move on to bigger and better. Things. The Pulitzer is only. A matter of time.

Fnarr.

Maybe sign the withdrawal treaty then have a referendum on whether to withdraw from the withdrawal treaty.

Tweet the link to the club and tell them what you think.

This reported deal sounds so bad you do have to wonder if this process is being done in good faith or not.

#mess.