Dark Munster

I'm confused, is that Van C*nt or Van F*ck?

Or lose the FA Cup final. At least we've taken care of that possibility.

Oh yes, not getting promoted to the PL had no bearing on what happened to the club subsequently. /sarcasm

Good call. Saints 2 Hull 0

See above.

No, I meant them kicking Bale off the park in the first leg, and him leaving the ground on crutches.

Well Citeh's defeat today seems to have done just that. No need for JM to lend us Cech now.

So no hard feelings about how they screwed us in the playoffs in Whiskey George's days?

Can't see the PL allowing it. But if they do, I have a feeling JM fancies Cech playing for us against Citeh. Just in case they haven't got the league wrapped up by then.

Top post Tony.

I half agree with that. Starting Elias instead of Mane was incomprehensible (to put it politely). The other half is bollocks.

Most games are drawn, or won by a single goal. Commas should never be underestimated.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32146827 1-1. He even has the nerve to say whatever happens between now and the end of the season, we've been one of the success stories of this campaign. Cheeky bastard.

Davis (the non-goalie) has a groan problem. The other Davis is fine.

So he was a bit of a berk then? Boom boom. Talking about pie and mash, remember skinny Neil Shipperley? ....

Half the restaurants here in San Diego are Mexican, so sign him up I say! And then I can order my Chicharito Saints shirt.

I've always hated shaky cam. A cheap, lazy and nasty attempt to make a film more exciting. I blame the ****ing Blair Witch Project, and those hideous reality tv shows.

Spurs. I think. What was the question again?

Of course he'll score. He thinks he's off to Barcelona, so his confidence must be soaring again.

Oh, sorry, I didn't realise that was our Pelle.

Half? The only one I've heard of is Buffoon. If I didn't know better I would have guessed the other 10 were wines.

It would be nice if he could do that for Saints.

The DCFSBs being a prime example. Things are certainly not the same since that old bastard Mawhinney retired.

I've just figured it out! Sir Ronald secretly started this rumour to give Pelle's sagging confidence a huge boost. It all makes sense now. The man's a genius (RK).