Dark Munster

Not really Minty. I remember from 2007: [TABLE] [TR] [TD]Worcestershire (227–6) v Northamptonshire (222–2)[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Actually I lied. I got it from Wiki.

Hants win by 1 run. Madness!

4 needed off last ball

Hants 202-2 off their 20. Carberry a brilliant 100* (getting there off the last ball!)

The Cherries dropped 7 players for tonights gentle work-out. Anyway, congratulations to the plucky Cheats FC for holding the mighty Bournemouth reserve team to only a 1-0 defeat.

They'll be focusing on the Johnstone's Paint Trophy. The old yo-yoing from league to non-league strategy.

Plan D?

Brilliant!

And some said that it was time to close this thread. But as we nutjobs predicted, there are plenty more laughs still to come.

I 4-1 think it's a bit unfair to mock the afflicted. Oh, what the hell.

Well, his name often comes up if one of our players is up for a new contract: "If he signs, let's hope he doesn't do a Saganowski."

Not to mention the minus god knows what point deduction in February if they go into their umpteenth administration. Parachute payments don't last for ever. Or maybe they do, for the Cheats?

Well I can think of at least one, our ex-resident skate who left a year or two ago with his tail between his legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

Obligatory picture.

You plastic fan. No seriously, I have only one word for those like you who are not from Southampton, but chose Saints over Arsenal, Liverpool, ManUre, etc:

Yes. Yes they will.

This thread needs a bit of balance:

Anyway, back on topic. Has he signed yet?

In fairness, despite the slight weight gain, he's probably still as good a player now as he was in his prime. By "good" I mean crap of course.

I think it's obviously not obvious.

Another 20/20 win today, against Surrey. Make that now 29 wins out of the last 34 20/20 games! Maybe they should bat in their 4-day games like they do in 20/20. They'll probably score more in a 20-30 over slog than they normally do in 100+ overs.

Oh ****, have Arsenal just bought 10 of our players?

Only 10,000 to go before the big one.