Window Cleaner

No, no you've got it all wrong, the "fans" want a constant stream of new players, costing greater and greater sums. Whether they'll be of any use is neither here nor there.. Last year it was Boufal and then Gabbi followed by Lemina. None of them starts every game though. On the other hand those old faves JWP, Long and Davis start more often than not.

So that's about 28.5 million euros then or nigh on 2 billion roubles.

As if a release clause for a player in a Russian club would be in euros anyway. All of the figures bandied about are pure guesswork.

Just seems to get shunted around at every other window.

Don't know how productive that'll be Saintswise. Usual January window, big clubs signing big players, little clubs signing cast-offs and middling clubs scrubbing around in the hope of finding a not too expensive gem somewhere or other.

Don't see what Everton would want with Promes. Anyway Patred is a bit of a serial failure when it comes to knowing anything about anything really. One of those people who just make crap up to seem important.

Same sort of reason as people who pay for bot followers to make their Twitter account look like it has a lot of followers. It's the modern day equivalent of making up bullshîte stories in pubs to give themselves an important sort of chap aura.

Problem with moving on Gardos and his ilk is that no-one wants to pay them anywhere near what we do.

That interest was reported back in December though. Don't think he's overenamoured of Allardyce.

Straightforward 2 nil win for Saints. Probably won't be particularly pretty to watch though.

So why don't we just buy the guy from Anderlecht, save ourselves some money.

Yes they did, lawyer just gave them a cheque (and then they affected the real transfer). Cheque is now framed somewhere or other. Nike probably loaned them the money, same as they did with C Ronaldo. http://www.midilibre.fr/2018/01/18/l-avocat-de-neymar-affiche-fierement-l-enorme-cheque-du-transfert-de-neymar,1615733.php

He is awful....

And we're in it. Only thing that counts in cup competitions really, being in the next round.

But the Russian League has been on winter break for a while now. Last game was about 7 weeks ago I think. Don't start again until March.

In the Equipe piece about it all it states that Carrillo will be replaced by "un joueur de qualité superieure" whether than means the likes of Slimani I just couldn't say. I just do not understand this deal at all. One would think we're desperate to get money into Monaco because Carrillo just isn't worth 22 million euros.

Depends how you rate Austin I suppose and of course Pelle..

And the Snickers was on cut price offer because it was past it's best before date.

I just don't see how the bloke is worth 22 million euros. Perhaps I'll be surprised by some quality or other that no one has seen before. The only good thing is that the pound has crept up a wee bit these last couple of days so he's probably no more expensive than he was, in pound in you pocket terms anyway, last week.

Don't think he has one, just a "friend" who's noticed how gullible he is and winds him up from time to time. Don't think this is his first fake news blooper.

Nah that was announced by the club at the start of the afternoon.

No doubt various bookies thank you for your contribution to their generous retirement funds.

Carrillo is on Monaco's injured list. Whether he's actually injured or not I just couldn't say.

Thought we did quite well and were no worse in front of goal than Spurs.

Griffit is an idiot.