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And especially if he’s playing as a RWB and we rely on him for attacking width. I’d rather we kept him but his crossing is poor.

The turnstile scanner itself is too thin to fit a phone in so you'd have to go to one of the stewards with their mobile scanners.

Pretty dark in SMS right now!

Have you seen the size of him? Pretty sure he could tuck away a few burgers a day and stay lean and fit!

In the express too: https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/996467/Burnley-transfer-news-Southampton-Fraser-Forster-Nick-Pope-injury

Never heard of him, so probably.

Yoshida put on social media that he was 'finally off to UK' 2 days ago. Not sure about Cedric. Either way, neither is likely to be up to the speed of everyone else by the Burnley game.

‘Who is America?’ has more than a touch of Brass Eye about it. Also love Chris Morris’ ‘Jam’. Extremely dark and funny if you haven’t seen it.

As the OP says, Yoshi is not even back from his holidays yet.

He kinda does.

Bertrand cross, Armstrong involved too. Good stuff.

Bournemouth have apparently bid £22.2million for Jefferson Lerma, who has now handed in a transfer request.

Are they going to be really bright to start with again?

No sign of any recent player links then...

I see Bernardo Silva played for City last night so can’t be long until Cedric joins the squad.

Good news.

Was the same all of last season! So frustrating!

True, although I think Vestergaard is left footed? Guess we’d want him in the middle of the 3 though.

Agreed. Maybe he’ll go with Yoshida, Vestergaard and Bednarek. With Cedric and Bertrand wing backs.

Agree that fitness is the most important thing. That said, if we play like that in the next 2/3 I think it’ll be cause to be worried. Hopefully just a chance to try some different things out.

Results might not matter in pre-season but performances do and this has been awful from start to finish. I’m not convinced we have the players to fit the formation.

Terrible defending all round.

Made a couple but has been terrible with his feet! Has nearly been chased down on several occasions and kicked it out of play a few times. Obviously I’m not actually advocating he is dropped now but has looked shaky!

We had looked awful. Think Gunn might have the number one jersey sooner than expected if McCarthy keeps playing like this.

Hoedt giving the ball away in dangerous areas multiple times.