rallyboy

The Coogan attack is an attempt to distract simple folk away from the big story of the day, the enquiry around the conduct of the Prime Minister. A simple Cummings tactic, and it seems to work. To knock Johnson enquiry down the search rankings you can also expect to hear Covid 19 announcements using the word enquiry, nothing reduces damage like confusion....and the bots will be out. Welcome to politics in 2020.

Nothing has made me chuckle more today than reading the phrase, Liz Truss has played a blinder. Thank-you for that, comedy gold. Some may have different opinions, but the ability to make strangers laugh out loud is a precious gift that unites humanity.

Not sure I believe either of them! Had Reed made up the story about a transfer request, Jose just had to deny it. Reed would have looked a right tit.

Ancient history. He was great for us, a key part of a wonderful era, and his career died the day he left.

62 days after I developed those symptoms. Thankfully Dr Google made the link at the time as he'd been listening to advice from abroad.

Michael Gove just guaranteed the safety of teachers - you have to admire his bravery. He also praised the brilliant job Matt Hancock has done on PPE, care homes and testing. Which is an interesting new way to view facts.

So their plan is to end the season for most of the division because they can't guarantee players' safety, but set up some self-isolated masked-up mini-league, slightly extended beyond the current play-off system - a pioneering virus-friendly format change which coincidentally would be the only method by which pompey would still be in contention to go up? It's understandable that when the European Championships and the Olympics have been postponed, League One must go on, whatever the risk to public health.

It does seem that one point would have changed everything. Unlucky. At least they've had the humiliating local derby 4-0 home disaster wiped, as I keep getting told by dentally-challenged simple folk. Unless of course that competition had already completed, which would be doubly unlucky.....

My first ever gig, at the Gaumont in 79. A proper band. thanks Dave.

So posting something is now a completed test?

73,191 people tested. The insulting bit is that they think we are all so gullible we'll gobble down anything we're fed.

Great site. Massive amount of work I would imagine. Well done.

Only 14,000 people were tested yesterday.

They thought they could get away with pretending they promised capacity but now they've been reminded of the original pledge, it'll be difficult. If Cummings does deliver 100,000 tests out of the blue I'd be curious to see the detail. It was just another promise made to satisfy the easily-led. Ditto the PPE debacle and all the financial support for small businesses that doesn't stack up. It's easy to stand behind a lectern and read out cliches and promises, but delivering on the detail requires talent. And integrity. And organisation.

While this is an incredibly difficult crisis to manage with many factors to balance, we can't even organise a basic delivery of PPE from A to B. Hancock is so far out of his depth he's nearer to France than the UK, Patel is dangerously incoherent, Raab has no answer to any question, Boris doesn't understand basic medical advice, and when you get into the detail of the Chancellor's grand rescue plan for the economy, it amounts to a small tin of beans. This is not a team performing well. And if you still believe the nonesense we are drip-fed everyday, that we lead the world in everything - see New Zealand or Germany.

Putting him up there in front of a small stand-up audience and letting him vocalise every crazy thought is just wrong. It's getting to feel cruel now, like paying half a crown for a family day of merriment at the asylum. The poor man should be allowed some dignity - at the moment he has none, and every time he opens his mouth something ludicrous spills out.

Well done, they could probably do with a rinse pretty soon.

The old bus station - I was on a bus and a wino was sat on the kerb opposite having just been sick on the double yellow lines. Just as we pulled away he started picking through the puke and triumphantly located his false teeth. One of those moments that remains with you forty years on.

Subway Records.

Have we had many viewings?

It's as if the population has got the idea that we are a very special country that can ignore the advice of experts, learn nothing from the experience of foreigners, and to overcome any problem, we just need to believe. If only we could trace the source of all that bonkers malarky.

All the best with that Paradise - there must be people in your position in the UK who are having their lives put under threat by the selfish madness of those people who refuse to protect the community and their own relatives.

There's a high proportion of selfish idiots out there who are too thick to understand basic concepts. #notnews