rallyboy

The NHS in 2019 - a 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia, lying in a pile of coats on a hospital floor.... If that is Boris playing a blinder, I'm not looking forward to him operating at a level below his best.

Following on from that non-debate last night, anyone fooled by the childish mantra Get Brexit Done deserves what's heading their way. Like The Daily Mail, McBusted and soap operas, it's aimed at the hard of thinking.

There is no doubt about his character, everyone knows exactly what Boris is. The disturbing bit is how some people love his plans to place billionaires before starving kids. It's really not a good time to get old, ill or poor - so be careful out there.

The last person I heard blaming immigrants for the underfunding of the NHS was the respected political analyst and social commentator Chubby Brown.

He can't have run away from the stadium faster than he ran away from that 50:50 challenge that he bottled. Being played out of position or being unhappy with your boss is no excuse for less than 100% effort.

Our best players yesterday were committed, played in a sensible formation, on top of their game - and holding bugles.

Rather than all this draining nonesense and the obsession with swamps, perhaps rats leaving a sinking ship might be more apt, while still offering the giddy thrill of a mild insult to all concerned? Just trying to help.

When a swamp is drained, the water departs, and everything else stays where it was - so this is the complete opposite. People are leaving different parties for different reasons, some by choice, others being forced out. But there are no swamps on either side. Just an empty ditch.

She's a bit shouty. As for Boris with his Cummings-scripted Come Join Us being blurted out as a substitute for intelligent speech, the only time that phrase has worked was when utilised by Rosemary and Fred West.

Can I watch?

I'd rather throw this game with 11-men behind the ball, then try out a proper plan in the league on the 100-1 chance of getting a point. That approach falls down when we discover that tonight is our Plan A...

The big thing I've learned tonight is that people like Chris Grayling are so skilled they could easily earn more than £1.4m a year if they had proper jobs.

If ever there was a time for Mack to laugh at us more than we laugh at them, this is it! But a comical injury time own-goal equaliser after being two-up?? That's always funny!

It's difficult to argue against the facts. It appears that Ralph has totally lost his way with some of these players. Serious changes required - club structure, tactics, attitude.

Boris spends years slagging off his boss for failing to get a deal sorted, he even votes against it. He promises he can get a deal through Parliament. It's so easy he has spare time to break the law and close down the debate. He states he will never ask for an extension, he'd rather die in a ditch. He fails on every single promise. He then blames people who are not in power! It's as if he thinks we are rather gullible.

Perhaps we both were.... A pincer movement.

I know a guy who was on his way home from the launderette when he stopped to light a fag. In the dark he slipped and fell over his bag of washing. As he emerged from beneath the bedclothes he dropped the cigarette, which burned a Hindu peace symbol into the grass verge. Despite his protests, people who saw him there, caught up in a white sheet with a pillow case on his head, stood outside Lenny Henry's house next to a blazing Swastika, decided he was some sort of a white supremacist. There is usually a simple explanation.

This thread is worth a read just to discover the term nonce-on-nonce.

A couple of days on here debating something?

What a fantastic day! Boris has crushed the traitors and delivered an amazing deal, a victory for plucky British spirit against all common sense.....and I'm not sure anyone needs to see the detail, we've had enough of experts. We can now close this thread - this day will unite the home nations, and we can all link arms as we skip towards the sunny uplands. The end...

We had a vote and it was agreed that we'd all go skydiving. We postponed when the parachutes weren't ready, but enough is enough. They still haven't arrived and people are getting restless, speed is now the priority. We voted for skydiving so everyone should just jump without the parachutes and get it done.

He's currently undercover on Portsea, gathering info four comedic use - recording booing and counting teeth. His cover was nearly blown when he was selling lucky heather in Frogmore Road on Saturday - he fourgot to cross his eyes and they spotted his wire. Fourtunately one of his fellow students from horse-punching classes was there to vouch for him and they dismissed the recorder as witchcraft. There have been worries that he's in too deep and gone rogue...he's bought himself a bell, started to ignore invoices and refuses to wash. It might be time to try and bring him back.

Someone needs to post - there's no point in having a thread four nothing.

If form is anything to go by, Boris will have a proposal that has already been dismissed by the EU and requires little compromise by us. So I don't believe the hype, I don't reckon he's made progress, I suspect he's just put another spin distraction in place to blame others when he puts hedge funds before voters.