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TMS needs more pictures of Moyra Stewart IMO.

I was stood next to him for the Newcastle match. We held each others hands for most of it, then when Adam scored we looked into each others eyes and shared a passionate embrace. After the game he said we should just be friends. Now I feel lonely and rejected.

This is just a cliche IMO, English players are just as prone to being expensive flops as foreigners. Look at Carroll, Adam and Downing at Liverpool. On the other hand we got Lovren for just £8m. I wouldn't call Gaston a flop yet, he's only 23 and has been looking quite good in recent performances and his assist for JRod on Saturday was sublime.

The blue stripes when Pompey got promoted in 2003 was my favourite. Seem to remember some people completely missing the joke and being furious.

1. Lallana 2. JRod 3. Morgan 4. Shaw 5. Lovren Lovren would probably have it on his pre-injury form but the competition is so high this season. Infact he would have won it last year playing like this.

He often is. After Melbourne he was interviewed on Sky demanding Kobayashi be banned for the accident, when it was in fact cased by a rear brakes failure.

Leave him alone, all he wants is for the entire forum to be about him all the time. Is that really too much to ask? I think Shaw probably will leave in summer. I wouldn't put money on it but if I had to make a guess either way, I would suggest Champions League (not at Utd obviously) and regular England football will turn his head.

Difficult to argue with this team although possibly Barry in for Sandro.

I wouldn't say he has done enough to warrant a place in the squad in spite of players doing more at club level. He has 8 goals, half of which came against Moldova and San Marino. Take a look at his goals this season. He has one against teams in the top half of the Prem all season, against Spurs. http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=48971

Yes but Welbeck plays for Man Utd, so obviously he is a much better player. I'm taking the p*ss but rather tragically I think most of the England management believe this. JRod has got to be on the plane IMO but he wont be. Let's just hope Welbeck gets injured.

I think we may have reached a point on TMS where we have discussed everything. We just got to talk about the gay night life in Milton Keynes and the best places to buy an inflatable Michael Parkinson and we will have covered everything. I think once we have concluded our discussions we should close down TMS and replace it with a shrine to our dear departed Corp Ho.

Indeed. I can understand people not liking our lack of stripes this year and the extortionate price but at least it looks professionally made. The shirt from that season looked like 2 mismatched kits sewn together around the shoulders and the big, plastic, stuck on label just looked terrible. Great memories of that day though. I can't think of another club in England which has had such a ballistic rise to success in 4 years.

No, you're right. In my mind he skipped past a couple of defenders at the start of that move. Roses tinted glasses and all that. Yes, very similar goals.

As far as I can see, he didn't have to beat a single player other than the 'keeper. One guy chasing behind him, never put a challenge in. Right sided CB stood off him, completely static and didn't get within 3 yards. Left sided CB just fell over. Some decent skill dribbling at that pace but nothing out of this world. Not as good as Maradonna, Anders and Owen's similar goals.

I'm getting all the right advice, nutrition, rest, training schedules etc. I am progressing, it just takes time with my metabolism. I used to live in the US and spent the whole time eating pizza, ice cream and steak. Did bugger all exercise and didn't gain a pound.

Do you regard the abbreviation 'Man U' as being offensive to Man Utd fans? I've been chatting to some fans on another forum where it has been banned as it apparently an offensive reference to the Munich Air Crash. This was the first I've heard of it. I just assumed it was short for Man Utd and I've heard many Utd fans refer to their own club as 'Man U'. Not to mention Sheff U, Bristol C, Dundee U etc.

Only just found this thread. Fitness has never really been a problem for me, it's more gaining weight. Hoping to get to around 80kg down the gym, currently 77.5. Been going for nearly 2 years I think now and it's slow progress, despite eating like a horse and using protein shakes. Pretty much given up badminton after getting bored with the poor standard at my club. Just football now, despite limited talent.

I think long term, Spurs, Newcastle and Everton are the kind of teams we should aim to be competing with. We will never have the support to compete with the top 4 and Man Utd long term but I'd say top 6 is a reasonable goal. I just hope we can hang on to the players we've got now because in 5 years they (minus Boruc, Lambert and Fonte) will make a seriously good team. The long term project has to be a couple of sensible signings each summer to cover the areas we are weak and have no immediate academy prospects. I would hope for more summers like last, only without players like Osvaldo. I was amazed we had pulled that off but it still seemed like a weird signing. Expect more Lovrens and JRods hopefully.

Actually I think it's the opposite, our plummet through the leagues has filtered out the weak links. All the weaklings threw themselves off the Itchen Bridge after getting spanked 5-1 by Preston, 5-0 by Wednesday, the 4-4 draw at Peterborough. etc. etc.

I think it's a combination of a few factors. Fatigue, with a thin squad coming towards the end of the season. Individual errors and not actually having anything to play for. I wouldn't say we were mentally weak particularly, Spurs just wanted it more second half, even if they weren't that good.

I called it at 2-0 up. It's like watching Murray going 2 sets up against Nadal in a grand slam final and you're just sat there thinking, 'Nadal in the 5th'. Spurs were crap and we handed it to them on a plate with some sloppy defensive errors. It's strange, I can't remember seeing a team which defends so well, then just does something ridiculous to give away a pointless goal. Lovren fell over cheaply for both goals and Clyne I swear makes more howlers than Jos. The second goal especially, the ball was never going to run out. Lovren had to do something and he just froze. Have got to get it sorted for next season. If we ever want to achieve anything higher than 9th, we can't go throwing away 2 goal leads against the teams around us.

'Arry will lose the play offs, then leave the club in summer claiming the board are 'failing to meet his ambitions' because they refuse to sanction £50k a week for Carlton Cole. Play off winners Derby will be bottom of the Prem in November and their fans will be holding up banners saying, "come and save us 'Arry!" Redknapp goes there saying the squad is down to the bare bones and he has an impossible task keeping them up. He will prove this by playing the under 12s and a girl with one leg in a League Cup tie against Rochdale.

Had a yellow anaconda once which bit/squeezed my arm for 10 minutes and wouldn't let go. That was a different kind of tears though. Sold him eventually.

The flight crew oxygen masks are indeed fitted with a microphone, allowing the pilots to communicate with each other, ATC, passengers and cabin crew if needs be. The mic doesn't have to be 'plugged' in but there is a switch on the radio controls to switch between 'boom' (i.e. the microphone on the normal head sets) and the oxygen mask. You would know if you didn't have the mask mic selected as you wouldn't be able to hear your own voice in your headset (also the other guy wouldn't be able to hear you.) If used the oxygen mask a few times in the simulator. Even then it was an unpleasant and uncomfortable experience. Not something I want to experience in real life. The sound of your breathing is very loud and scratchy over the pilot intercom and it makes communicating hard. They would only be using the masks if there was a cabin altitude warning alert, or smoke/fumes in the cockpit. HTH.

I think if it's anyone it will be Davis and JWP playing deeper, with Lallana, JRod and Guly in front. That's worst case, assuming Cork, VW, Morgan and Gaston are all out but I'd be surprised if that's the case.