Danbert

'Fratton boy' Portsmouth MP makes 'play up Pompey' maiden speech in House of Commons Apparently, Everton weren't the first club to play under floodlights after all. And, another reason that Portsmouth is great is that it was the the first town to open free clinics for the treatment of venereal disease - who'd'v'e thought that would be necessary? The big question, though, is, can he do the wardrobe dive?

Re, fat in the pipes... 'Total monster': fatberg blocks London sewage system

Quite, they now have 3 number 10s, and no decent forward. Also, Ashley Williams is now officially way over the hill and Everton's defense is a mess. Their recruitment has been so splattergun it's unreal, the only signing to really work out is Pickford.

We missed a bullet there, I think.

Everton fans are calling for Koeman's head after they got massacred by Tottenham. They haven't won away since January, Koeman's obligatory signing from the Dutch league is said to be totally pants and they can't score for toffee (pun intended).

http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/08/newcastle-in-talks-to-sign-matt-targett-exclusive-newcastle-united-southampton/

Scored again today

We were poor, but there were encouraging signs and I'm sure we'll get better. Credit to Pellegrino for the subs, we were better with Shlong on the pitch.

The Hero / Villain swingometer is now actually real http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/debate-is-cook-a-pompey-hero-or-villain-1-8121749

An English-language story built on Tare's quotes http://www.football-italia.net/108504/tare-explains-hoedt-departure

He'll take Yoshi's place when we let him go, and spend this year in the U23s, I reckon.

I read somewhere that he won a higher percentage of aerial duels than any other defender in Serie A last season. Admittedly he didn't get that many games, but that's certainly the key thing that a Stephens-Yoshi paring lacks. On the downside, he's not that quick.

Hoedt transfer seems all but done https://talksport.com/football/transfer-news-southampton-close-ps1325million-deal-lazio-defender-wesley-hoedt-170817250823

Wimmer says Saints interest "never concrete" https://www.clubcall.com/southampton/lack-of-interest-from-saints---wimmer-1859771.html

Just thought I'd share this comment on an article about the upcoming investment Tsunami that will make Fratton Park a byword for hospitality excellence:

Mike Jones will be reffing - from memory, he's quite card happy

18.5 million for Andre Gray? Seriously?

World's greatest journalist misspells own name shock: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/cardiff-2-pompey-1-nel-allen-s-match-report-1-8093620

Impressive work by the club once again. Signing a player who played in the previous season's Champions League Final has to be a first. I can't believe we have fans who complain about our recruitment.

http://readsouthampton.com/2017/08/08/raeder-reportedly-fails-agree-terms-southampton/

http://www.football-italia.net/107235/everton-and-southampton-want-lemina-too

http://readsouthampton.com/2017/08/04/saints-claimed-met-ghezzals-entourage/

Redmond's a gobby little ****, isn't he. That's twice he's had a go now.

This stream works for me http://www.myfeed4u.net/watch/2135913/11/Southampton-vs-Augsburg.html

7th - above the dugout inventors