Danbert

Remind me, why do we have a seperate board for such things?

What's a cum scout?

Quite - a great player but higher than Ted Bates? I think not.

And 'cause it makes perfect sense. I reckon you're right.

Brilliant! "We're by far the greatest team LEAGUE ONE has ever seen" wouldn't sound at all crap would it...

Connolly has played all of half an hour for us and already he's the best thing since sliced bread. How much more likely is it that he'll go the way of so many signings; arriving with a fanfare and leaving with his tail between his legs?

Who indeed? Not as if you can look it up on the Interweb or anything

What he means you pillock is that these are the odds on actual promotion rather than automatic promotion on the one hand or the playoffs on the other. The odds on being promoted are obviously not the same as the odds on achieving promotion automatically.

Agreed, I would definetly feel like a total bender singing that.

Yes, that struck me as a load of ****** too

I disagree. He's always looked absolutely dreadful when I've seen him play and I've never been able to understand why people big him up on here.

Er... we're 27-4 against the mighty New Zealand.

According to the Beeb, Storrie is about to resign :-) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8274461.stm

They're the new Barcelona

Apparently Pompey are the new Barcelona... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/sep/23/portsmouth-sulaiman-al-fahim-transfer-window

That cracked me up

He's got a book to sell

Get over yourself - this is an Internet forum what do you expect?

The academy kids just beat Man U 3-1 today. I think there's a good achance as there ever was of a player or two making the grade.

I think you mean "for god's sake man".

Many thanks, much appreciated.

Explain to me how you think we've got a hope in hell of picking up Sammi Hypia

Poulsen's pants give me Wotton any day.