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Well it's so easy in hindsight you know.

Weren't Toby and Mane stitched up in the last few hours of deadline day last year? Wouldn't be surprised if VVD and A.Nother turn out to be the same scenario. Be a bit of a late filip if so.

Hilarious. I especially hate how he was considerably responsible for our best league campaigns in back to back seasons.

Hilarious thread.

Jay awful there. Just put it out lad.

Hargreaves talking about players obviously wanting to jump ship because we won't be as good as last season. Prat.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/34057393 Assuming they can get a replacement in time, Everton would be mental to refuse 40 million for Stones wouldn't they?

Based on? Genuine question. Can't imagine Forster will be back by then. Are we sticking with Kelvin as a back up for now? Or is there someone else I've forgotten about?

You're not a bed wetter for suggesting we won't make top 10. Of course not. You're a MASSIVE bed wetter for saying Koeman won't make it through the season though.

I would say your response is the bigger load of **** here/

Adam Blackmore @bigadamsport Just spoke to #saintsfc director Les Reed, who re-enforced RK's 'no sales' comment & more - quotes @solentsport, audio after 6 in SportsHour

I think, four games in to the season (two in the league) that now is a good time to just give up on it altogether. In fact, let's disband the team, the club, and the whole organisation. Those financial resources could be well spent seeking world peace. Or alien intelligence.

Hmmmm. Sounds sellacious.

Is there a body language expert in the house?

Alpine 2.0 right here. With bonus misogyny.

Also not happening at this stage. Perfectly acceptable if we make it into the EL group stages.

This is clearly not going to happen.

Becoming??

Another gem.

I suspect Alpine actually wants VvD to suffer a serious injury in the next few days so he can tell us how right he was the whole time. Or everything will turn out fine and we'll hear how easy it is to be happy in hindsight.

8.6. Alternatively... faark me you are dull. Very very dull.

I've been interested in a stack load of women in my time. Not a lot of them came to fruition mind you.

Might as well wail about the massive Le Tiss shaped hole in our attacking third. The result is the same. The bloke is gone. Get over it. We won games without him last season. We lost games with him last season.

Worst team ever this. I mean after two games last season we already had.... 1 point!