Morse

The Sash is Gash. At best it makes one look like a runner at a school sports day, at worse a gargoyle trying to be a beauty queen. If you want to wear a Saints Kit may I humbly suggest the red and white stripes as worn by the greats such as Mat Le Tissier, Ron Davies, Mick Channon, Martin Chivers etc etc and every Saint for the last 130 years.

Train to Waterloo, Saturday. Overnight in Premier Inn (£90 per twin room in Ealing), on the lash saturday night. Sunday stress free stroll to the tube and back on it. Easy.

Whats wrong with anti-pompey songs? 'Pompey fan on a string', 'We are the Southampton the pride of the South', 'Who's fookin laughing now' nothing wrong with them, bette than singer a song about a player who is going to fook off in six months time.

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The notorious Morse Crew will be avoiding traffic and train mayhem by travelling up on the Saturday and staying overnight at one of Ealings finest hotels.

There is no doubt Reed deserves some credit for our return to the top flight, but equally there is no doubt he dropped a bollock by not getting a striker signed back in August, and for letting Fonte go without a replacement. Being as the biggest part of his job is recruitment and retention you have to ask yourself why he norsed up so spectacular. Where was the famous 'black box' ?

The Morse Crew will be mostly drinking in the Baker Street area before decamping to the Prince of Wales next to Kilburn Park tube.

Skates and Spurs, in that order are the only fans I feel genuine disgust of. Man U are no different to any other corporate club.

I've got mine but I have a mate with membership and 4 games too. He's on tenterhooks. Members with 4 next please ticket office.

Absolutely, members with four on Monday, three on tuesday etc etc. Anything else would be wrong.

9th minute for Peter Osgood. Minutes pointing to where the ball should have been. 66th minute for Alan Ball, Everyone dons a flat cap.

I've got a mate who is disparately waiting on news for members with 4 games. Come on ticket office put him out of his misery FFS.

I hope and expect they will keep the same formula going and it will be members with 4 games on Sunday, members with three on Monday, etc etc. Everyone knows the rules by now, can't change them mid game.

Can anybody give me a heads up about which ticketing sites are good/trustworthy? I've got my ticket but one of my platoon is in need.

It's fair comment, but what really bothers me about the situation is it was so avoidable. Puel/Reed clearly decided they were going to ship Fonte out, but why let him go before another CB was signed, it does stink of rank amateurism. When the club and Reed are happy to pump out the PR about how well run we are, the Southampton Way, the 'Black Box' its not surprising people aren't prepared to cut them some slack.

What the fook does Reed have to do other than identifying new recruits, and recruiting them. Thats it. He knew since September that Fonte wanted out, so you would have thought he had someone else lined up!! But no. HE fooked up with the Alderweireld loan and fooked up appointing Puel, and now he's looked up again. He has become a liability. Get rid.

We're not going to be worth a fraction of that if we go down, which is looking increasingly likely thanks to Les Reeds monumental fook up. He failed to do his job, now Krueger needs to do his and get rid of the liability that is Reed.

Utter fookin shambles. Both on and off the pitch. Apparently Les Reed has the next two players lined up for each position. Clearly not. How we can just come out of a transfer window having weakened an already weak defence is a disgrace. How we can be the most rotated squad in the Premiership and still have the longest injury list is astonishing. Puel needs replacing. Les Read needs shooting. It's the Southampton way.

LOL, Perfectly summed up.

The 'Southampton way' is just more marketing guff, just like Les' 'Little Black book'. We're marching on together (more marketing guff) towards a bottom third finish, and a right royal pants down spanking at Wembley, that's the truth. It will be a good day out anyway so who cares.

The Warrens was Southamptons answer to the Alamo.

Another thing to bare in mind when buying from alternative on-line sellers is to ONLY buy with a credit card, NOT a debit card. If your ticket is bogus or doesn't show up you can get your money back from credit card purchases not debit cards.

Have i missed a meeting, are we officially in away strip? If not FFS, nothing beats red and white stripes.

It's in the bag

I'm doubtful, but then I thought Mane was a mistake when we signed him. From what I've read and the admittedly little I've seen I'm not awaiting the new messiah.