RonManager Posted 8 October, 2009 Share Posted 8 October, 2009 I can't believe there hasn't been a thread or ten on the forum on this topic before, but what the hay, here's your starter for 10. Ian Dury - There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards (lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) Einstein can't be classed as witless, He claimed atoms were the littlest, But when they did a bit of splittiness, It frightened everybody sh1tless ...... etc etc Oh...... Segovia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 8 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2009 Undertones - 'He always beat me at Subbuteo, Cos he flicked to kick and I didn't know.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 October, 2009 Share Posted 8 October, 2009 Are we supposed to post favourite/great lyrics Ron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 8 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2009 Stranglers 'Oh sh1t, there goes the charabanc, Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here all summer, Well what a bummer. Still I guess there's a lot worse places I could be, Like down in the sewer, Or on the end of a skewer...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 8 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2009 Are we supposed to post favourite/great lyrics Ron? Do what you like - 'Anarchy in the UK' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 October, 2009 Share Posted 8 October, 2009 Stranglers 'Oh sh1t, there goes the charabanc, Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here all summer, Well what a bummer. Still I guess there's a lot worse places I could be, Like down in the street Or down in the sewer, Or on the end of a skewer...' Correction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 8 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2009 Correction Aythangyew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 October, 2009 Share Posted 8 October, 2009 White youth, black youth, Better find another solution, Why not phone up Robin Hood, And ask him for some wealth distribution. - The Clash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Codger Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes You'd know what a drag it is to see you Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 "Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks They were all hiding something and that's an actual fact 'Whispering' Bob Harris - why was his voice so soft? Had he murdered a prositute up in his loft?" Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) - **** & The Gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Well the dish is too hot you'll never guess what I've got Joy Division oven gloves If it's her desire I'll put my fingers in the fire 'Cos I've got Joy Division oven gloves I've got Joy Division oven gloves Ooh ooh tropical diseases Ooh ooh chemical alarm Ooh ooh I'm a little blasé In me Joy Division oven gloves In me Joy Division oven gloves Joy Division oven gloves - Half Man Haldf Biscuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 "I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT" I'm a Rat - Towers of London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 So close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters never opened myself this way life is ours, we live it our way all these words I don't just say and nothing else matters trust I seek and I find in you every day for us something new open mind for a different view and nothing else matters never cared for what they do never cared for what they know but I know so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters never cared for what they do never cared for what they know but I know never opened myself this way life is ours, we live it our way all these words I don't just say trust I seek and I find in you every day for us something new open mind for a different view and nothing else matters never cared for what they say never cared for games they play never cared for what they do never cared for what they know and I know so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are no nothing else matters This will be the song the GF and I use as our wedding song fo sho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 (edited) "Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie.......... Bye-Bye" The Clash, The Magnificent 7 "Me and my girl, seal clubbing. Me and my girl, out on the ice" Half Man Half Biscuit, Seal Clubbing "And she bangs like the sh@thouse door when the plague's in town" The Macc Lads, Julie the schooly "Like a dog lying in the corner, they will bite you and never warn you, look out. They'll tear your insides out. 'Cause everybody hates a tourist, especially one that thinks it's all such a laugh, ( oh yeah), and the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath. You will never understand, how it feels to live your life, with no meaning or control, and with nowhere left to go. You are amazed that they exist, and they burn so bright that you can only wonder why". Pulp, Common People Edited 9 October, 2009 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 "I had an uncle who once played, For Red Star Belgrade" - Billy Bragg I believe that this alludes to his uncle being a homosexual, but may be wrong. "Its a waste of time if you know what they mean *Try shaking a box in front of the queen cause her purse is fat and bursting at the seams Its a waste of time if you know what they mean" * I actually said this to someone at work today who asked me to sponsor her. She had not a clue what I was on about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 "Ambition makes you look pretty ugly. Kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy" "You can laugh your spineless laugh. We hope your rules and wisdom choke you." "This machine will not communicate, these thoughts and the strain I am under." "Calm. Fitter. Happier. A pig, in a cage, on anti-biotics". "You look so tired and unhappy, bring down the Government. They don't,- they don't speak for us". "Riot shields, voodoo economics. It's just business, cattle prods and the I.M.F. I trust I can rely on your vote". All courtesy of Thom Yorke and his chums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 So close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters never opened myself this way life is ours, we live it our way all these words I don't just say and nothing else matters trust I seek and I find in you every day for us something new open mind for a different view and nothing else matters never cared for what they do never cared for what they know but I know so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters never cared for what they do never cared for what they know but I know never opened myself this way life is ours, we live it our way all these words I don't just say trust I seek and I find in you every day for us something new open mind for a different view and nothing else matters never cared for what they say never cared for games they play never cared for what they do never cared for what they know and I know so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are no nothing else matters This will be the song the GF and I use as our wedding song fo sho Quality song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 9 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Who lives in pineapple under the sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Jason Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 9 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Don't you like the way I dance? Does it bug you? Don't you like the cut of my clothes? Don't you like the way I seem to enjoy it? Stick my fingers right up your nose Stranglers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 I am the ****ing walrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 You see you should take me seriously. Very seriously indeed. Cause I've been sleeping with your wife for the past sixteen weeks, smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy, messing up the bed that you chose together. And in all that time I just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon, and catch us at it in the front room. You see I spy for a living, and I specialise in revenge, on taking the things I know will cause you pain. I can't help it, I was dragged up. My favourite parks are car parks, grass is something you smoke, birds are something you ****. Take your "Year in Provence" and shove it up your arse. Pulp, I Spy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 9 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Analysis, Mr. Spock. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse. Medical update, Dr. McCoy. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Starship Captain, James T. Kirk: Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, and things are getting worse! Engineer, Mr. Scott: Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics; ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down! Ye cannot change the script Jim. Och, #!*& Jimmy. It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim. Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9. Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n! Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse. The Firm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Just looking for the lyrics to 'So What'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 9 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Just looking for the lyrics to 'So What'... Try here http://www.lyricstime.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Im gonna have little lucifer, running off to purgatory, with his tail between his legs, Im gonna teach him a lesson... he's never gonna forget. All the vultures & crows are fixin up some tombstones They wont be chewing the meat off my bones. Mercy Beat - The The Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 9 October, 2009 Share Posted 9 October, 2009 Try here http://www.lyricstime.com/ Cheers buddy. It was the Anti Nowhere League one I was after but my copy/paste isn't working for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 October, 2009 Share Posted 10 October, 2009 Semolina Custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 10 October, 2009 Share Posted 10 October, 2009 I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles, as the Bootleg Mark Chapman. Half Man Half Biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 10 October, 2009 Share Posted 10 October, 2009 (edited) "AT SEVENTEEEN" By Janis Ian I learned the truth at seventeen That love was meant for beauty queens And high school girls with clear skinned smiles Who married young and then retired The valentines I never knew The Friday night charades of youth Were spent on one more beautiful At seventeen I learned the truth... And those of us with ravaged faces Lacking in the social graces Desperately remained at home Inventing lovers on the phone Who called to say "come dance with me" And murmured vague obscenities It isn't all it seems at seventeen... A brown eyed girl in hand me downs Whose name I never could pronounce Said: "Pity please the ones who serve They only get what they deserve" The rich relationed hometown queen Marries into what she needs With a guarantee of company And haven for the elderly... So remember those who win the game Lose the love they sought to gain In debitures of quality and dubious integrity Their small-town eyes will gape at you In dull surprise when payment due Exceeds accounts received at seventeen... To those of us who knew the pain Of valentines that never came And those whose names were never called When choosing sides for basketball It was long ago and far away the world was younger than today when dreams were all they gave for free to ugly duckling girls like me... We all play the game, and when we dare We cheat ourselves at solitaire Inventing lovers on the phone Repenting other lives unknown That call and say: "Come on, dance with me" And murmur vague obscenities At ugly girls like me, at seventeen... Edited 10 October, 2009 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 10 October, 2009 Share Posted 10 October, 2009 Bury Me Softly In This Womb I Give This Part Of Me For You Sand Rains Down And Here I Sit Holding Rare Flowers In A Tomb.....In Bloom Down In A Hole And I Don't Know If I Can Be Saved See My Heart I Decorate It Like A Grave You Don't Understand Who They Thought I Was Supposed To Be Look At Me Now A Man Who Won't Let Himself Be Down In A Hole, Feelin' So Small Down In A Hole, Losin' Control I'd Like To Fly But My Wings Have Been So Denied Down In A Hole And They've Put All The Stones In Their Place I've Eaten The Sun So My Tongue Has Been Burned Of The Taste I Have Been Guilty Of Kicking Myself In The Teeth I Will Speak No More Of My Feelings Beneath Oh I Want To Be Inside Of You Down In A Hole, Losin' My Soul Down In A Hole, Feelin' So Small Down In A Hole, Losin' My Soul Down In A Hole, Out Of Control I'd Like To Fly But My Wings Have Been So Denied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 October, 2009 Share Posted 10 October, 2009 "AT SEVENTEEEN" By Janis Ian I learned the truth at seventeen That love was meant for beauty queens And high school girls with clear skinned smiles Who married young and then retired The valentines I never knew The Friday night charades of youth Were spent on one more beautiful At seventeen I learned the truth... And those of us with ravaged faces Lacking in the social graces Desperately remained at home Inventing lovers on the phone Who called to say "come dance with me" And murmured vague obscenities It isn't all it seems at seventeen... A brown eyed girl in hand me downs Whose name I never could pronounce Said: "Pity please the ones who serve They only get what they deserve" The rich relationed hometown queen Marries into what she needs With a guarantee of company And haven for the elderly... So remember those who win the game Lose the love they sought to gain In debitures of quality and dubious integrity Their small-town eyes will gape at you In dull surprise when payment due Exceeds accounts received at seventeen... To those of us who knew the pain Of valentines that never came And those whose names were never called When choosing sides for basketball It was long ago and far away the world was younger than today when dreams were all they gave for free to ugly duckling girls like me... We all play the game, and when we dare We cheat ourselves at solitaire Inventing lovers on the phone Repenting other lives unknown That call and say: "Come on, dance with me" And murmur vague obscenities At ugly girls like me, at seventeen... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 16 October, 2009 Share Posted 16 October, 2009 I hurt myself today To see if i still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But i remember everything What have i become? My sweetest friend Everyone i know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear my crown of s**t On my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stain of time The feeling disappears You are someone else I am still right here What have i become? My sweetest friend Everyone i know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If i could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 October, 2009 Share Posted 16 October, 2009 Semolina Custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Conflation, hammy old chap. "Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye" and "Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 16 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2009 Beat, beat, beat on the brat, Beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Ramones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 October, 2009 Share Posted 16 October, 2009 Got my work clothes on for love, sweat and dirt. All this Holy dust upon my face an' shirt. Headin' uptown now, just as the shifts are changin', To Grand Central Station. I got my lunch box, got my hard hat in my hand. I ain't no hero, mister, just a workin' man. An' all these voices keep on askin' me to take them, To Grand Central Station. Grand Central Station. I wanna stand beneath the clock just one more time. Wanna wait on the platform for the Hudson line. I guess you're never really all alone, or too far from the pull of home, An' the stars upon that painted dome still shine. I paid my way out on the 42nd Street. I lit a cigarette an' stared down at my feet. Imagined all the ones that ever stood here waitin', At Grand Central Station. Grand Central Station. And now Hercules is starin' down at me. Next to him's Minerva an' Mercury. Well, I nod to them an' start my crawl, flyers coverin' every wall: Faces of the missing are all I see. Tomorrow, I'll be back there, workin' on the pile. Going in, comin' out, single file. Before my job is done, there's one more trip I'm makin', To Grand Central Station. Grand Central Station. Grand Central Station. Grand Central Station. Grand Central Station - Mary Chapin Carpenter, written after the Twin Towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 16 October, 2009 Share Posted 16 October, 2009 Do not listen to a word I say just listen to what I can keep silent the only way to gain approval is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind I close my eyes and this is yesterday someone somewhere soon will take care of you I repent, I'm sorry, everything is falling apart houses as ruins and gardens as weeds why do anything when you can forget everything I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind I close my eyes and this is yesterday I stare at the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 October, 2009 Share Posted 16 October, 2009 How can I tell you I love you, When I can hardly breathe down here. hamster 16/6/90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 17 October, 2009 Share Posted 17 October, 2009 Do not listen to a word I say just listen to what I can keep silent the only way to gain approval is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind I close my eyes and this is yesterday someone somewhere soon will take care of you I repent, I'm sorry, everything is falling apart houses as ruins and gardens as weeds why do anything when you can forget everything I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind I close my eyes and this is yesterday I stare at the sky Pretty much any song from that album is going to have awesome lyrics! Cheers for that - must listen to some Manics again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 17 October, 2009 Share Posted 17 October, 2009 I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and New tattoos that claimed that he Was OGT, From '92, The first EP. And in between Sips of Coke He told me that He thought We were sellin' out, Layin' down, Suckin' up To the man. Well now I've got some A-dvice for you, little buddy. Before you point the finger You should know that I'm the man, And if I'm the man, Then you're the man, and He's the man as well so you can Point that ****in' finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb ****. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, Dip ****, And you bought one. So I've got some Advice for you, little buddy. Before you point your finger You should know that I'm the man, If I'm the ****in' man Then you're the ****in' man as well So you can Point that ****in' finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb ****. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, Dip ****, And you bought one. All you read and Wear or see and Hear on TV Is a product Begging for your Fatass dirty Dollar So...Shut up and Buy my new record Send more money **** you, buddy. Tool - "Hooker with a penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 17 October, 2009 Share Posted 17 October, 2009 Mr Brightside, so uplifting for such a sad song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 17 October, 2009 Share Posted 17 October, 2009 I won't dance in a club like this, All the girls are slags, and the beer tastes just like p!ss. Specials - Nite Klub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 22 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2009 It takes a long time to get up north The slow way. Ian Dury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 Banned from the Roxy... O.K. I never much liked playing there anyway. They said they only wanted well behaved boys, Do they think guitars and microphones are just f*cking toys? F*ck 'em, I chosen to make my stand, Against what I feel is wrong with this land. They just sit there on their overfed *rses, Feeding off the sweat of less fortunate classes. They keep their f*cking power cause their finger's on the button, They've got control and won't let it be forgotten. The truth of their reality is at the wrong end of a gun, The proof of that is Belfast and that's no f*cking fun. Seeing the squaddy lying in the front yard, Seeing the machine guns resting on the fence. Finding the entrance to your own front door is barred And they've got the f*cking nerve to call it defence. Seems their defence is just the threat of strength, Protection for the privileged at any length. The government protecting their profits from the poor, The rich and the fortunate chaining up the door. Afraid that the people may ask for a little more Than the sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. The sh*t they get. DEFENCE? SH*T, IT'S NOTHING LESS THEN WAR AND NO ONE BUT THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHAT THE F*CK IT'S FOR. Oh yes they say it's defence, they say it's decency, Mai Lai, Hiroshima, know what I mean? The same f*cking lies with depressing frequency, They say "We had to do it to keep our lives clean" Well whose like? Whose f*cking life? Who the f*ck are they talking to? Whose life? Whose f*cking life? I tell you one thing, it ain't me and you. And their system, christ, they're everywhere, School, army, church, corporation deal. A f*cked up reality based on fear, A f*cking conspiracy to stop you feeling real. Well ain't got me, I'd say their f*cking wrong, I ain't quite ready with my gun, but I've got my song... Banned from the Roxy, well O.K. I never much liked playing there anyway. GUNS. Crass - "Banned from the Roxy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 If I should die this very moment I wouldnt fear For Ive never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you Still in my heart this moment Or it might burst Could we stay right here Until the end of time until the earth stops turning Wanna love you until the seas run dry Ive found the one Ive waited for All this time Ive loved you And never known your face All this time Ive missed you And searched this human race Here is true peace Here my heart knows calm Safe in your soul Bathed in your sighs Wanna stay right here Until the end of time til the earth stops turning Gonna love you until the seas run dry Ive found the one Ive waited for The one Ive waited for All Ive known All Ive done All Ive felt was leading to this All Ive known All Ive done All Ive felt was leading to this Wanna stay right here til the end of time till the earth stops turning Im gonna love you till the seas run dry Ive found the one Ive waited for The one Ive waited for The one Ive waited for Wanna stay right here til the end of time till the earth stops turning Im gonna love you till the seas run dry Ive found the one Ive waited for The one Ive waited for The one Ive waited for LAMB - GORECKI ______________________________________________________________________ "If I hadnt seen such riches, I could live with being poor" JAMES - SIT DOWN _______________________________________________________________________ Your house was very small with wood chip on the wall when I came 'round to call you didnt notice me at all PULP - YEAR 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belgrave Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 As relevant today as during the "dark days of football (pre showbiz prem league)".... Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy. Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy. J. Hill's** satanic reign. Ass-lickers King O'Team. Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy x 2. In the marble halls of the charm school. How flair is punished. Under Marble Millichip***, the FA. broods. On how flair can be punished. They're guest is a Euro-State magnate. How flair is punished. K.K.C. X4. In the booze club, George Best**** does rule. How flair is punished. His downfall was a blonde girl, but that's none of your business! K. K. C. X 4 Former fan at the bus stop. Treads on the ball at his feet, in the christmas rush. And in his hands, two lager cans. Talks to himself. At the back. At the top. What are the implications of the club unit? Plastic, Slime, Partitions, ****tail, Zig-Zag, Tudor Bar. Pat McGatt. Pat McGatt, the very famous sports reporter is talking......there. FANS! ! ! "Remember, you are abroad! Remember the police are rough! Remember the unemployed! Remember my expense account! HOT DOGS AND SEAT FOR MR. HOGG !! HOT DOGS AND SEAT FOR MR. HOGG!!! AAAAAANNNNDDD HIS GROTTYSPAWN! ! ! ! Lurid brochures for ground unit. Our style is punished. K. K. C. X 5 Remember! don't collect with the rough. K. K. C. X 1 Kicker, lets swell the facilities. Kicker Conspiracy times eight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 You've caught me at a bad time. Why don't you pi ss off? New Order - Your Silent Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordshire_saint Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Leaving, throwing all of the black bags In the back of the black cab You see I’m not bluffing, no I’m actually leaving, and now I’m sleeping On the front step of my mate’s place Cos he stopped out, cos he’s **** faced Mr Hudson - Stiff Upper Lip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 26 October, 2009 Share Posted 26 October, 2009 Turn Out The Lights by Steel Panther: So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna **** you doggy-style The way chihuahua's do But I got one request That I just have to ask of you Turn out the lights Before you suck my **** Someone beat you with an ugly stick I wanna ****, but you make me sick, so Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights So you think that I'm a loser Cause I used to be in Jail And I got my GED Diploma Last week in the mail Well at least a man can exercise If he gets too fat But I got news for you Your face will always look like that Turn out the lights Before I take a ride You don't seem to have a "good side" Whip out a condom and the astro-glide Turn out the lights Turn out the lights I think I'm gonna hurl Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Tell me when it's over Please tell me you don't have VD Thank god that it's over, yeah Well we all have indiscretions I think you're my BIGGEST yet Had to roll you in some flour Just to find where you were wet Well this never would've happened If I hadn't lost that bet I wonder if our grand-kids Will ask us how we met Turn out the lights Girl it's way to bright I don't wanna look at your cellulite There ain't nothing on your body that's tight Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Before you take off your clothes I wanna tie you up with some garden hose Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Before we do the deed Before I cover your box with my seed I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya ****ing start to bleed, ***** Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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