Viking Warrior Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 We have probably done this many moons ago but I was amused by the arrested 11 thread so who really is the ugliest saints team ever I would say Eric Martin, Dowie and Moodie to start with ( MLT couldnt be that ugly as he always pulled the good looking birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Surely Ian Turner in goal. Dowie & Moody definitely.David Speedie and Perry Groves always looked dire to me but perhaps thats just a legacy of the Branfoot era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin Strain Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Surely Ian Turner in goal. Dowie & Moody definitely.David Speedie and Perry Groves always looked dire to me but perhaps thats just a legacy of the Branfoot era. Lee Todd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 4 October, 2010 Author Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Possibly Ian Turner but then Eric had a hidieous hair style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 4 October, 2010 Author Share Posted 4 October, 2010 I would also go for on me ead Tommy Jenkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Ken Armstrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Hurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Golac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Surely Ian Turner in goal. Dowie & Moody definitely.David Speedie and Perry Groves always looked dire to me but perhaps thats just a legacy of the Branfoot era. Ian Turner in goal for certain. Ivan Golac at right back, Dave Watson and Chris Nicholl in central defence - can't think of a suitably ugly left back, though Gareth Bale is pretty simian so maybe he'd qualify. Terry Hurlock and Graham Baker in central midfield. Charlie George and Iain Dowie up front. There - just needs two ugly wingers and maybe a hideous left back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Ian Turner in goal for certain. Ivan Golac at right back, Dave Watson and Chris Nicholl in central defence - can't think of a suitably ugly left back, though Gareth Bale is pretty simian so maybe he'd qualify. Terry Hurlock and Graham Baker in central midfield. Charlie George and Iain Dowie up front. There - just needs two ugly wingers and maybe a hideous left back. Lee Todd In more ways than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizzpop Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 If you're going for a 442 from about 1990 onwards... GK - Dave Beasant LB - Barry Venison CD - Claus CD - Simon Charlton RB - Chris Baird LM - Perry Groves CM - Quashie CM - Kevin Richardson RM - Robbie Slater ST - Ormerod ST - Peter Crouch Manager - Luggy Assistant - Wigley Sub - Carlton Palmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin Strain Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 In more ways than one. God, yes. Has there ever been a worse player in the history of Saints? I think we paid £400k for that pile of siht too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Check out the TSW forum match, especially the lanky ginger one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 a 'zitty' Andy Townsend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW11_Saint Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Ian Turner. Lee Todd. Ken Armstrong. Dean Richards. Ray Wallace. Graham Baker. Gordon Cowans. Sammy Lee. Kevin Richardson. MLT (sorry, but we know it's true!). Brett Ormerod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Ian Turner. Lee Todd. Ken Armstrong. Dean Richards. Ray Wallace. Graham Baker. Gordon Cowans. Sammy Lee. Kevin Richardson. MLT (sorry, but we know it's true!). Brett Ormerod. Gordon Cowans? How the feck does he get in a "Saints" team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambertsrightleg Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 patrick colleter, jim magilton, rasiak to name but a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Peter Reid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Hassan Kachloul - he looked like a Turkish dustman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Stonewall contender for midfield!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW11_Saint Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Gordon Cowans? How the feck does he get in a "Saints" team? Oops! False memory syndrome... Was convinced he had a few loan games with us (in those days when we had "other peoples players, like Reid, drifting in for a few games) but just checked 'the bible' and no. I blame the drugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 John Beresford & Carlton Palmer... Were on Rob McAfree's Goals on Monday show last night, both contenders. Also, how could we miss out big John McGrath Joe Kirkup David (Docker) Walker http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Ddavid%2Bwalker%2Bsouthampton%26fr%3Dmcsaoff&w=490&h=500&imgurl=www.saintsfcpics.com%2Fimage%2Fsoccer-football-league-division-one-southampton-photocall_1067083.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saintsfcpics.com%2Flow.php%3Fxp%3Dmedia%26xm%3D1067083&size=89KB&name=...+David+Walker...&p=david+walker+southampton&oid=bba0f262824943ca3561a6762c362c2f&fr2=&no=3&tt=204&sigr=11ngs8q85&sigi=13007n7k9&sigb=1334thkr0 Actually, with those hairstyles, most of that team would qualify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 And of course Dean Richards http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Ddean%2Brichards%2Bsouthampton&w=300&h=180&imgurl=news.bbc.co.uk%2Folmedia%2F1225000%2Fimages%2F_1228176_richards301.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fsport%2Fhi%2Fenglish%2Ffootball%2Fteams%2Fs%2Fsouthampton%2Fnewsid_1228000%2F1228176.stm&size=10KB&name=Dean+Richards&p=dean+richards+southampton&oid=6b9f0c673ab74c59bf2556a3626cc8cb&fr2=&no=7&tt=34&sigr=12ujqkgke&sigi=11u0vqovu&sigb=128qmfd6j Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Question for Viking Warrior: Would you make it into the ugliest 11 posters on the Saints Web? Personally, I reckon your mind would qualify you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Peter Rodrigues was no looker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 God, yes. Has there ever been a worse player in the history of Saints? I think we paid £400k for that pile of siht too. The silver lining being that he made Benali look world class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 A little surprised that no body has mentioned David Webb, he would be a football league contender, not just Saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sparky Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 a 'zitty' Andy Townsend. Andy Townsend refuses to accept he ever played for Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 John Beresford & Carlton Palmer... Were on Rob McAfree's Goals on Monday show last night, both contenders. Also, how could we miss out big John McGrath Joe Kirkup David (Docker) Walker http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Ddavid%2Bwalker%2Bsouthampton%26fr%3Dmcsaoff&w=490&h=500&imgurl=www.saintsfcpics.com%2Fimage%2Fsoccer-football-league-division-one-southampton-photocall_1067083.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saintsfcpics.com%2Flow.php%3Fxp%3Dmedia%26xm%3D1067083&size=89KB&name=...+David+Walker...&p=david+walker+southampton&oid=bba0f262824943ca3561a6762c362c2f&fr2=&no=3&tt=204&sigr=11ngs8q85&sigi=13007n7k9&sigb=1334thkr0 Actually, with those hairstyles, most of that team would qualify Ahem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 For me, it's definitely between the one that played in the home strip in the Saints Web Forum match at SMS and the one that played in the away strip in the Saints Web Forum match at SMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 If you're going for a 442 from about 1990 onwards... GK - Dave Beasant LB - Barry Venison CD - Claus CD - Simon Charlton RB - Chris Baird LM - Perry Groves CM - Quashie CM - Kevin Richardson RM - Robbie Slater ST - Ormerod ST - Peter Crouch Manager - Luggy Assistant - Wigley Sub - Carlton Palmer Does dating Abby Clancy validate him though? Granted, he's got a set of choppers that only a mother could love, but she must see something in him, besides his money, height and massive schlong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Why the F is Baird not first on the team sheet ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 and the winner is........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 where is the obligatory picture of davros that always gets rolled out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 5 October, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Victor thanks for asking but given we have a definate first team the best I can hope for is a place on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 where is the obligatory picture of davros that always gets rolled out? Will this do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Will this do haha! lol, that is genius. many thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Oops! False memory syndrome... Was convinced he had a few loan games with us (in those days when we had "other peoples players, like Reid, drifting in for a few games) but just checked 'the bible' and no. I blame the drugs... whats going on here? I was convinced gordon cowans had played for us as well, did he turn out in a testimomial or a friendly or something? Or is it some kind of mental link with another Gordon that did play for us, who else was in the squad when gordon watson was here (or have I got that wrong as well hahahaaa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 whats going on here? I was convinced gordon cowans had played for us as well, did he turn out in a testimomial or a friendly or something? Or is it some kind of mental link with another Gordon that did play for us, who else was in the squad when gordon watson was here (or have I got that wrong as well hahahaaa) Graham Potter? I occasionally think some players have played for Saints that haven't, I blame the early editions of Championship Manager for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Of the oldies, Grobbelaar, Rodrigues, Fisher, Melia, and Traynor have to be in there somewhere. But no-one comes near to Dowie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW11_Saint Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 whats going on here? I was convinced gordon cowans had played for us as well, did he turn out in a testimomial or a friendly or something? Or is it some kind of mental link with another Gordon that did play for us, who else was in the squad when gordon watson was here (or have I got that wrong as well hahahaaa) Thank god I am not the only one who's going mad! It's funny, despite all the evidence to the contrary, I still remain convinced I've seen him play for Saints! I've come to the conclusion that I've either had an "Inception" type dream, where on Sunday night I spent '20 years' watching an alternate Saints team (we did win the league three times in a row in the 90's, right?) OR I too am confusing him with some other journeyman, more famous for another club, ending his career at our place... While I'm at it, did Mark Walters, Stuart Ripley, Sammy Lee, Justin Fashanu, Jamie Redknapp, Peter Reid and Derek Statham also make an appearance or two for us, or have I dreamt them up too?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 How has no one mentioned Delap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Think that the below should feature on the list, esp Charlie G. John Burridge Ulrich Van Gobbel Charlie George Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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