Secret Site Agent Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 I can just hear it now. ' Ritchie Lambert passes to Julie Del Pardo. Julie to Andrew Laladipsyandpo passes back to Richard Chaplin. Kevin Davis saving many shots in goal. Protected by the great back four of Frank Richards, Dean Harlow,Bryan Dickenson and not forgetting HoseB FRONT. The great striking team that is Ritchie Lambert and Lee Butler. Yes Lambert and Butler are smoking today. I see in the middle the great up and coming Frenchman, Martin Schniderland, and the lad all the top 4 teams are going to buy, Alan Oxidised-Chamberpott. Together with Johnson Punchandjudy and, waiting to come on the loan signing from Liverpool, Davy Nguessing.' Their Manager Niel Watkins can be proud. Or words to that effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 More importantly, they will probably miss any goals by showing adverts breaks instead. Or doing "arty" closeups and not keep up with the action, quickly to cut to it just after something happens at the other end of the pitch. ITV Sport production really is a shambles. Thankfully I don't have to watch it as I'm going to the game, but I may Sky+ it to watch later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints67 Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 ...and if we win it'll be because Man U badly really badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opthomps Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 ITV and our fans are equally as baffling. Marriage made in heaven! surely an omen to victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 I'm looking forward to mid-game adverts for Skodas, Lynx and Tampax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 ITV's football coverage is f*cking shocking, but as we're playing Man Utd we'll probably get about 20 minutes of highlights compared to our usual 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 ITV's football coverage is f*cking shocking, but as we're playing Man Utd we'll probably get about 20 minutes of highlights compared to our usual 20 seconds. what does that matter if the match is on live?? put the DVD recorder or whatever on, that way you get 95 minutes of highlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opthomps Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 what does that matter if the match is on live?? put the DVD recorder or whatever on, that way you get 95 minutes of highlights. i rest my case me lud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 what does that matter if the match is on live?? put the DVD recorder or whatever on, that way you get 95 minutes of highlights. Forgot about it being televised live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 It isn't just ITV. Eurosport's coverage was pretty shocking the other day of the Asian cup. The last group games get played at the same time and they were broadcasting one, they then said "let's hear what's happening over in the other game (clip shows half chance being missed) "and while we were showing you that there's been a goal in the game here. . . ." I really hope Clive "on that night in (random world city)" Tyldsley isn't doing the commentary for the Saints game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 I can just hear it now. ' Ritchie Lambert passes to Julie Del Pardo. Julie to Andrew Laladipsyandpo passes back to Richard Chaplin. Kevin Davis saving many shots in goal. Protected by the great back four of Frank Richards, Dean Harlow,Bryan Dickenson and not forgetting HoseB FRONT. The great striking team that is Ritchie Lambert and Lee Butler. Yes Lambert and Butler are smoking today. I see in the middle the great up and coming Frenchman, Martin Schniderland, and the lad all the top 4 teams are going to buy, Alan Oxidised-Chamberpott. Together with Johnson Punchandjudy and, waiting to come on the loan signing from Liverpool, Davy Nguessing.' Their Manager Niel Watkins can be proud. Or words to that effect. How do you think its going to sound in Kraut ? I'd be surprised if they know any of our players names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 TBF the pre match stuff so far has been all Saints related and concentrating on our 76 win and playing legends, generally complimentary without patronising us. cant complain so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 How do you think its going to sound in Kraut ? I'd be surprised if they know any of our players names... Think they might have a go with Schneiderlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 ...and if we win it'll be because Man U badly really badly. That is right, if Man Utd play well they will win, we need them to have an off day and for us to be superb. In case you haven't noticed Utd are unbeaten this season and top of the PL, we are 4th in league one. We are that far apart for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggface Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 Not usually a fan of itv, but I thought it was excellent today...apart from "font"! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 Not usually a fan of itv, but I thought it was excellent today...apart from "font"! Lol As much as we all hate ITV, people need to understand that they amazingly appear to have got the correct pronunciation of Jose's (that's Josay) surname correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 Keith, Ian and Andy are right d1cks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 As much as we all hate ITV, people need to understand that they amazingly appear to have got the correct pronunciation of Jose's (that's Josay) surname correct. Fonte should be pronounced like this in Portuguese... http://www.forvo.com/word/fonte/ Jose should be pronounced like this in Portuguese... http://www.forvo.com/word/josé/#pt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 29 January, 2011 Share Posted 29 January, 2011 Keith, Ian and Andy are right d1cks. Are these plebs 'b' grade celebs I should know or heard about ?Or just random bloke names for the ad ? Anyway its sexist, should be Keith, Sian and Andy. Have ITV learnt nothing about poor coverage in the last week ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 30 January, 2011 Share Posted 30 January, 2011 Fonte should be pronounced like this in Portuguese... http://www.forvo.com/word/fonte/ Jose should be pronounced like this in Portuguese... http://www.forvo.com/word/josé/#pt Wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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