Miltonaggro Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Wouldn't want to be locked in a room alone with him to be fair He's not as strong as he looks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 OMFG it's true... breaking news...pictures just in as the 657 turn up 2 days early sending Southampton running away in panic... ...oh, panic over...old picture, just skates backtracking from the Joiners a few years back... Hang on.... I smell a fish here. Palm Trees in skatemuff? I think that is actually a picture of the locals at Goodfellas 2 over here doing a runner when they realise Eric has turned up in his Burberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 This skate businessman, he didn't answer to the name of Baldrick did he? His plan is so cunning he must be related! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Always thought they'd be desperate enough to do anything to get us a points deduction. But that'll only happen if our fans do anything, so unless we have any real idiots it won't happen. Let them prove to the world what scum they are if that's what they want. if they invade the pitch, let the stewards and police deal with them. If they're in the wrong part of the ground, get them chucked out. If they're going to cause trouble at the station or in town around families and kids, let the police deal with them as the would any other criminals. It's a sport FFS. If their team not being allowed to cheat and win turns them violent, no-one is going to be trying to save their club. Right, am I missing out on a forum in-joke here? You actually believe the OP's story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 They didn't show at our place last time and they didn't even make an effort at their place earlier in the season. There is zero chance of this happening, for a start, there will be plenty of OB at Central and at Skate stations to stop any people travelling without tickets, like there was when we went down there. I can't see them sneaking along the M27 in mini buses considering the entire route will be lined full of OB. It's all a load of b*llocks. Do the 657 even exist any more? The last time they were spotted down these parts (years ago), they were seen running for their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 You've got to hand it to them. A brilliantly planned military operation. Years of preparation. But it all goes tits up because a skate in a suit decides to divulge the entire scheme to a guy in a Bournemouth pub carrying a Saints Megastore carrier bag. I guess that was the one random eventuality they didn't quite count on, hey? Rumbled again. quite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 If it was true every knows about it now' date=' the guy who was in Bournemouth better go into hiding[/quote'] Would be fun if they are around are part of the ground with the number of us there from back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Scum rises to the top, skates swim around at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 I wonder if they'll be bringing Donal McIntyre along with them this time. They can sit in their coaches talking about how hard they are without actually doing anything then claim scummers never show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Has no one posted the classic "PWOPA NAWTY!" yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 I wonder if they'll be bringing Donal McIntyre along with them this time. They can sit in their coaches talking about how hard they are without actually doing anything then claim scummers never show. I remember that. I couldn't quite believe my eyes when I saw the footage on Bravo. Walking around Southampton in a police escort with a full on camera crew claiming "scummers aren't making any effort, this wouldn't happen in Pompey" only moments later for their escort to be attacked. Utter, utter clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 A soulful evening has been organised a stones throw from SMS ,a nice way to end the day for some of the Saints supporters .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surrey Saint Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 These silly stories emerge from time to time and acquire a currency through repetition. Anyone remember the 'Chelsea Smilers' nonsense from about 15/16 years ago? Complete and utter tosh with no basis in fact, rather like the 'Project Scum Breaker' I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugarbabe64 Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Perhaps they should pop down the Saints pub in Millbrook then !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Would be fun if they are around are part of the ground with the number of us there from back in the day. A sudden image of flying Zimmerframes sprang to mind there. 'ello, 'ello, Grandpa aggro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 well, the tried (and failed) to. pack the park pack the away end so they are going to try and "pack the train" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 well, the tried (and failed) to. pack the park pack the away end so they are going to try and "pack the train" They'd better hope it only has one carriage and plenty of disabled spaces then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 They'd better hope it only has one carriage and plenty of disabled spaces then. They are good at taking disabled ends, remember Coventry c2001? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COMEONYOUREDS Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 good to see stu has found his level on pompey fans online. a bunch of pensioners having an online **** measuring contest by all accounts. weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Not at all, I just believe there are some deluded morons who think they can get Saints a points deduction. My only concern is whether there are some saints fans daft enough to get involved. Like others, I've heard the same rubbish before every saints-pompey fixture. Suppose the only difference is they have nothing to lose now. Why would Pompey fans kicking off get Saints a points deduction? Why would Saints get one when no other club for years has got one for their fans kicking off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints-cris Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Im scared. I'm not going now. I now have 3 spares for those interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Ill be coming in to Soton Central with Mrs JK and with her having PMT woe betide any stray Skates she happens upon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 A skate in a suit ? Don't believe it ! Maybe on this day he was 'The Accused'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Just had a rather strange 'run in' with one of the 'blue few' this evening. (This was in Bournemouth where I live now by the way, not Southampton). I had in my hand a Saints carrier bag (from the Megastore), when I was approached by a relatively 'normal' looking (for a skate at least), well dressed, 'businessman' type. "You scummers don't know what's coming for you on Saturday mate"; were the words he chose to open dialogue with me. I humoured him, thinking he was talking in football terms at first, but it soon became apparent that he was not. I don't know why he chose to tell me this, as quite obviously it was not something I was likely to keep to myself, but the summary of his 'revelations' is as follows: The typical knuckledragging 657 crew type species of skate, 'allegedly' have planned something called "Project Scum Breaker". I would have thought this would have been out on the skate forums by now if there is any truth in it, so I thought I'd throw it out there to see if anyone else has heard anything of it. According to this strange skate, who was very calm and completely un-antagonistic, "Project Scum Breaker" has three parts: 1). Operation Action Station: Lots of not very pleasant or friendly types are 'allegedly' descending on mass via Southampton Central. No intention of going to the game of course, just coming down for "one last visit" to "pay their respects". (No time of arrival was mentioned). 2). Operation Infiltration: Certain skates have visited SMS during the season 'incognito', to get on the database, and have acquired tickets at random places throughout the crowd, which have been distributed to those who will "use them well". 3). Operation Invasion: Many of those who are at the game, are 'allegedly' planning a mass pitch invasion, hoping to spark retaliation from us, leading to the game being abandoned, and us getting a points deduction for failure to control the crowd. Now, there is of course a high likelihood that this is pure fantasy, as most of the kind of skates who'd be likely to want to do this kind of thing, are unlikely to be able to spell the word operation, let alone actually plan and effectively execute one. But probable delusion and lunacy aside, this was obviously not something I could just 'sit on'. Just be aware of the possibility, however remote, that this could be their plan of action; and if indeed number 3) occurs, please think first of our Club and its hopefully impending promotion before you react. Don't fall into their trap. Let the German Shepherds deal with them. Like I said, probably utter boll*cks, and just a skate on a wind up, but I'm sure you can still see why I felt it necessary to bring this strange encounter out into the light of 'public' scrutiny. I'm sure we must have a resident "intelligence" presence amongst us monitoring things too, so hopefully in the remote event of any truth in this, the information may prove 'useful' to someone. Enough from me anyway, must be on my way out shortly; just wanted to get this up now, rather than wait until I'm on tomorrow. Anyone else heard anything that may corroborate any of this? I blame their parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 (edited) More chance of steve jobs coming back from the dead and taking them over -or them being taken over full-stop....than this happening. Edited 5 April, 2012 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 A skate in a suit ? Don't believe it ! It was outside a court... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Either the OP is bull*****ing or the skate in the suit was. Mind you, i think there is more chance of it going off this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyg1950 Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 A skate in a suit ? Don't believe it ! Oh it does happen, he would normally be referred to as 'the defendant' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Would be fun if they are around are part of the ground with the number of us there from back in the day. Could be a problem because one of my sons may have to work, he is gutted, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Ha ha late Aprils fools surely? Silly deluded skates still playing on a reputation they "use" to have. Family club of the year 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Perhaps they should pop down the Saints pub in Millbrook then !!!!!! That would be like signing a death wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Hahahagaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 A skate in a suit ? Don't believe it ! Probably on his way to (or from) court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 When the OP referred to a suit, quite logically we all assumed he meant a 2 or 3 piece type suit! As he was a poopey supporter it was in fact a shell suit that the OP was referring to! Which they are well known to wear at most times. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Probably on his way to (or from) court. Should have read to the end of the thread first, as plenty of others got that joke in ealrier :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armitage Shanks Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 I blame their parents' parents. I blame their mum and their uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Anybody want my ticket? Buggered if im going now, Mummy brought me up not to be nawty let alone pwoppa nawty. Can take the chance. Face value to a Saint. + £5 ontop for a blue fan, not fair to rip off decent fans. the £5 will go towards a drink for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacey Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Batter thoses skates, fish allways tastes better battered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Could be a problem because one of my sons may have to work' date=' he is gutted,[/quote'] I thought he looked like he was going down with something the last time I saw him . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 I liked these fables better when it was just after september the 11th, and a guy would return a wallet to an elderly muslim, who would then be duty bound by the laws if islam to warn him of an impending attack. And it was always somewhere super high profile, like st deny's or twyford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Should have read to the end of the thread first, as plenty of others got that joke in ealrier :-( Yes, like me at post #75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 anyone else going to watch green street friday night...to pump themselves up....ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 anyone else going to watch green street friday night...to pump themselves up....ffs I tell you now Jamie, me and the lads are well up for this one. Once i put my stone Island jumper on its like an invicible forcefield of invicibility takes over me. I'll be there, bouncing around making throat slitting gestures at the buses as they go past. I'll be there outside the ground doing the trampoline calling it on desperate for them to slip the OB and make have it with them toe to toe outside the ground. AFter the game ill race home straight onto the innnerezzz to tell those dirty skates exactly what i'd have done to them if it wasn't for the bubble and the old bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 I tell you now Jamie, me and the lads are well up for this one. Once i put my stone Island jumper on its like an invicible forcefield of invicibility takes over me. I'll be there, bouncing around making throat slitting gestures at the buses as they go past. I'll be there outside the ground doing the trampoline calling it on desperate for them to slip the OB and make have it with them toe to toe outside the ground. AFter the game ill race home straight onto the innnerezzz to tell those dirty skates exactly what i'd have done to them if it wasn't for the bubble and the old bill. Will you be wearing your best Helly Hansen polyester jacket (the white one with the writing around the collar)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 I tell you now Jamie, me and the lads are well up for this one. Once i put my stone Island jumper on its like an invicible forcefield of invicibility takes over me. I'll be there, bouncing around making throat slitting gestures at the buses as they go past. I'll be there outside the ground doing the trampoline calling it on desperate for them to slip the OB and make have it with them toe to toe outside the ground. AFter the game ill race home straight onto the innnerezzz to tell those dirty skates exactly what i'd have done to them if it wasn't for the bubble and the old bill. Don't forget to get ****ed the night before and post anti pompey songs to smiths tunes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Will you be wearing your best Helly Hansen polyester jacket (the white one with the writing around the collar)? FFS June. Helly Hansen is so 2000, the real lads these days wear Henri Lloyd cream jackets. No wonder they call you Dunce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Warrior Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Its not going to happen: 1) 657 are a small out fit and always have been, most are in prison so 50 at the most. 2) No 657 was seen out side fratton to ambush the Saints. I didnt (no did 4000 Saints)see any Skate except a few who had gone to Tesco to do thier shop and stand in the roads the convoy went along. Most of the photos only show 3-5 Skates ( 2 were pensioners and doubt if they could walk let alone run on a pitch) 3) Dont forget Skates are dirty smelly fans and the police can smell them a mile away (dirty shell trackys with holes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Warrior Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Is there a JD sports in Skatesville? if so git your dole cash and treat yourself your dirty skate B..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Halo* Posted 5 April, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Why did you go to the time and effort of making up your opening post? I didn't. I took very little time, and very little effort, to simply relay the fantasies of a very strange skate, who provided some amusement for me whilst waiting at a bus stop, having just got off the train back from Southampton. I did this firstly to share that amusement with my fellow Saints, for some light pre-derby entertainment, and secondly, by way of a "head's up", in the unlikely event of there being any truth in it. I could perhaps understand your unfounded accusation, if I had a history of making up and posting crap rumours around here, but my rather unassuming posting history clearly indicates the opposite. This was a far more appropriate way of raising the same question: Either the OP is bull*****ing or the skate in the suit was. Mind you, i think there is more chance of it going off this time. It's not dripping with the same assumptive pretension of all knowing 'fact', and allows room for the truth of the latter. Far more respectful, so thanks for that. Anyway, think I've only got one post left now, so will leave it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 5 April, 2012 Share Posted 5 April, 2012 Skate fans are full of stuff like this! It is their "stories"(Not Peter) over the years and over the world that make other fans believe we are **** scared off them. They are stupid little ****s/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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