saint_bert Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 43- He introduced health and safety laws that prevent us banging on our bin at half time!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 44. He turned me into a newt! I got better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 32. He has reduced the once proud football club I support into a glorified player production facility for other clubs in order to try and make profit for his plc. Don't think there is a profit to be made at the moment, more like selling to stay afloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 Don't think there is a profit to be made at the moment, more like selling to stay afloat. But why try to challenge the big guns when you can churn out talent and make money to allow more churning out of talent? Could be a money making machine! Look at Ajax and Arsenal (And no, we ARE NOT Arsenal), constant turnover of personel yet more come through, a constant stream of saleable assetts. Why compete? It could be so profitable if done well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt SFC Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 45. He touched my daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 (edited) 46 He disposed of all our adequate strikers. Result ONLY SIX GOALS SCORED AT HOME THIS SEASON. The man is a disaster. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/table/default.stm He is now putting our next generation of promising strikers in the shop window -Jamie White now out on loan - instead of giving Jamie a chance in the first team's front line, which desperately needs new ideas and skills. Edited 14 November, 2008 by eelpie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 47. he makes my pee-pee-maker tingle (in a bad way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 (edited) 47. He is Keyser Söze Edited 14 November, 2008 by Secret Site Agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 48. He reads Harry Potter...despite the fact he's a grown up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 49. He declared on Radio Solent in November 2007 that he had no interest in returning to the football club. Lying so and so... 50. He declared 9 questions for Leon Crouch to respond to - what happened to that then? 51. He declared he was going to 'right the wrongs of the previous board' whilst actually achieving to worsen the situation. 52. He believes that he is correct in his 'Dutch Experiment' - yeah right... 53. He believes that HE invented investment in youth at SFC - EVEN THOUGH THE INSTALLATION OF AN ACADEMY WAS A PREMIER LEAGUE REQUIREMENT! 54. He gave us... 'The Saint' 55. He gave us the greatest hospitality packages in Football - pity that they can no longer give them away at half price... 56. Oh I am now angry, must stop for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 57. He designed the original Ted statue. 58. He liked the Milton Rd all seater stand. 59. If it wasn't for Rupert, Chorley and Illingsworth wouldn't have became local celebrities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 (edited) 60.. In the programme for the match against Man U when we were relegated he wrote that fans could take heart from the fact that we had excellent catering and that we had the fastest growing radio station in the south of england. On the way home that day, these facts gave me & junior Tame very little comfort. 61. Klingons. 62. The rest of the football world consider him to be a k**b & laugh at us for having him as our club's leader. Edited 13 November, 2008 by Tamesaint Got my numbering wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 63. You never see him in a saints shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 60.. In the programme for the match against Man U when we were relegated he wrote that fans could take heart from the fact that we had excellent catering and that we had the fastest growing radio station in the south of england. On the way home that day, these facts gave me & junior Tame very little comfort. 61. Klingons. 62. The rest of the football world consider him to be a k**b & laugh at us for having him as our club's leader. correction the rest of the world consider him to be a k**b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 64. He has inveigled himself into the position of power he has with a mere 6% shareholding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delmary Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 (edited) 65. Lowe in team photo Edited 13 November, 2008 by Delmary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 13 November, 2008 Share Posted 13 November, 2008 Hurry up....I want to be the one to do '69' on Rupert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Soze Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 66 He was behind the appointments of Redknapp, Gray & Wigley, arguably the three worst managers to grace our history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 imo, the main crime lowe should be repentant for is not giving strachan the freedom/funds/encouragement to take the team forward and therefore keep him at the club... he was the best thing that ever happened to us and just to let him leave through lowes stubbon attitude was the begining of our downfall. other than that... give the guy a break hes not on a mission to destory southampton football club, hes got money involved and if we could win on the day he would have us win as soon as anyone else.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Bones Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 imo, the main crime lowe should be repentant for is not giving strachan the freedom/funds/encouragement to take the team forward and therefore keep him at the club... he was the best thing that ever happened to us and just to let him leave through lowes stubbon attitude was the begining of our downfall. other than that... give the guy a break hes not on a mission to destory southampton football club, hes got money involved and if we could win on the day he would have us win as soon as anyone else.. You forgot the 67. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 67. We no longer have a radio station 68. Harry Redknapp 69. Trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 14 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 November, 2008 70. Charging me £1 to park in the club car park when we last played away at Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 70. Charging me £1 to park in the club car park when we last played away at Pompey. My local hospital charges £1 to park for the first hour, it costs a lot more past the hour, I'd rather be watching football than being ill, certainly a lot cheaper, then again if you prefer to be ill who do you blame....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 65. Lowe in team photo To be fair I did not expect to see the chairman of Arsenal/Man Utd/Chelsea etc in our team photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 My local hospital charges £1 to park for the first hour, it costs a lot more past the hour, I'd rather be watching football than being ill, certainly a lot cheaper, then again if you prefer to be ill who do you blame....... not sure if you are in on the spirit of this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offix Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 1 He is killing our club 2 He is killing our club 3 He is killing our club 4 He is killing our club 5 He is killing our club 6 He is killing our club 7 He is killing our club 8 He is killing our club 9 He is killing our club 10 He is killing our club 11 He is killing our club 12 He is killing our club 13 He is killing our club 14 He is killing our club 15 He is killing our club 16 He is killing our club 17 He is killing our club 18 He is killing our club 19 He is killing our club 20 He is killing our club 21 He is killing our club 22 He is killing our club 23 He is killing our club 24 He is killing our club 25 He is killing our club 26 He is killing our club 27 He is killing our club 28 He is killing our club 29 He is killing our club 30 He is killing our club 31 He is killing our club 32 He is killing our club 33 He is killing our club 34 He is killing our club 35 He is killing our club 36 He is killing our club 37 He is killing our club 38 He is killing our club 39 He is killing our club 40 He is killing our club 41 He is killing our club 42 He is killing our club 43 He is killing our club 44 He is killing our club 45 He is killing our club 46 He is killing our club 47 He is killing our club 48 He is killing our club 49 He is killing our club 50 He is killing our club 51 He is killing our club 52 He is killing our club 53 He is killing our club 54 He is killing our club 55 He is killing our club 56 He is killing our club 57 He is killing our club 58 He is killing our club 59 He is killing our club 60 He is killing our club 61 He is killing our club 62 He is killing our club 63 He is killing our club 64 He is killing our club 65 He is killing our club 66 He is killing our club 67 He is killing our club 68 He is killing our club 69 He is killing our club 70 He is killing our club 71 He is killing our club 72 He is killing our club 73 He is killing our club 74 He is killing our club 75 He is killing our club 76 He is killing our club 77 He is killing our club 78 He is killing our club 79 He is killing our club 80 He is killing our club 81 He is killing our club 82 He is killing our club 83 He is killing our club 84 He is killing our club 85 He is killing our club 86 He is killing our club 87 He is killing our club 88 He is killing our club 89 He is killing our club 90 He is killing our club 91 He is killing our club 92 He is killing our club 93 He is killing our club 94 He is killing our club 95 He is killing our club 96 He is killing our club 97 He is killing our club 98 He is killing our club 99 He is killing our club 100 He is killing our club 101 He is killing our club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 What a waste of bandwidth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offix Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 What a waste of bandwidth Waste of a football club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 Waste = Fail to use, which a few thousand are failing to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 30. Introducing the fans at this FAMILY Football Club to the word - "Dividends" e.g. Sept 2000 - £324,123 Sept 2001 - £328,070 Sept 2002 - £593,218 Sept 2003 - £856,227 Sept 2004 - £856,227 Sept 2005 - £140,000 TOTAL - £3,097,865 removed from the Football Club. 31. Introducing the football fans at the FAMILY Football Club to the words - "Share Buybacks" e.g. May 2002 400,000 @35p = £140,000 June 2002 2,746,153 @30p = £823,845 Oct 2002 1,120,000 @24p = £268,800 Sept 2004 450,000 @44p = £198,000 TOTAL - £1,430,645 removed from the Football Club. Boo hoo Mr Scargill. Unless you're a member of the British Communist Party, I advise you to get over the fact that capitalism has been with us for some time now and isn't actually going anywhere soon. You can whine about those figures, but frankly they are piffling amounts - most of them would be about the same as the annual salary of one player in each year mentioned. Of course we could have remained a family club and resisted all attempts by anyone to modernise us in 1997, which would have left us where, exactly? My guess is playing Brentford on a regular basis from about 1999 onwards. Don't ever celebrate if we get taken over by a billionaire, will you, because that's not very family club, is it? But I bet my arse you would celebrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 1 He is killing our club 2 He is killing our club 3 He is killing our club 4 He is killing our club 5 He is killing our club 6 He is killing our club 7 He is killing our club 8 He is killing our club 9 He is killing our club 10 He is killing our club 11 He is killing our club 12 He is killing our club 13 He is killing our club 14 He is killing our club 15 He is killing our club 16 He is killing our club 17 He is killing our club 18 He is killing our club 19 He is killing our club 20 He is killing our club 21 He is killing our club 22 He is killing our club 23 He is killing our club 24 He is killing our club 25 He is killing our club 26 He is killing our club 27 He is killing our club 28 He is killing our club 29 He is killing our club 30 He is killing our club 31 He is killing our club 32 He is killing our club 33 He is killing our club 34 He is killing our club 35 He is killing our club 36 He is killing our club 37 He is killing our club 38 He is killing our club 39 He is killing our club 40 He is killing our club 41 He is killing our club 42 He is killing our club 43 He is killing our club 44 He is killing our club 45 He is killing our club 46 He is killing our club 47 He is killing our club 48 He is killing our club 49 He is killing our club 50 He is killing our club 51 He is killing our club 52 He is killing our club 53 He is killing our club 54 He is killing our club 55 He is killing our club 56 He is killing our club 57 He is killing our club 58 He is killing our club 59 He is killing our club 60 He is killing our club 61 He is killing our club 62 He is killing our club 63 He is killing our club 64 He is killing our club 65 He is killing our club 66 He is killing our club 67 He is killing our club 68 He is killing our club 69 He is killing our club 70 He is killing our club 71 He is killing our club 72 He is killing our club 73 He is killing our club 74 He is killing our club 75 He is killing our club 76 He is killing our club 77 He is killing our club 78 He is killing our club 79 He is killing our club 80 He is killing our club 81 He is killing our club 82 He is killing our club 83 He is killing our club 84 He is killing our club 85 He is killing our club 86 He is killing our club 87 He is killing our club 88 He is killing our club 89 He is killing our club 90 He is killing our club 91 He is killing our club 92 He is killing our club 93 He is killing our club 94 He is killing our club 95 He is killing our club 96 He is killing our club 97 He is killing our club 98 He is killing our club 99 He is killing our club 100 He is killing our club 101 He is killing our club What is he doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 November, 2008 Share Posted 14 November, 2008 69. Trousers? Thanks. The deed is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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