Mole Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I'll start the ball rolling. 1. He knows nothing about football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Farmer Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I'll start the ball rolling. 1. He knows nothing about football. 2. Treats the people of Southampton with contempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 3. No conception of customers, let alone customer service 4. No idea of marketing 5. No Plan B 6. No humility 7. No nouse 8. No charisma 9. No idea basically....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 10. He attracts the support of failed film producers (aka Scooby). 11. Mentalists like him (Sundance Beast). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwarwick Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 12. He employed Gorden Strachan, Glen Hoddle, Dave Jones etc. Don't get me wrong I want the bloke to sell up like the rest of you but he has done well for our club at times as well as he has done bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 12a. Ignorant know all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 13. He's presiding over what must be the worst decline in support in the club's history. 14. He has convinced himself he's a 'revolutionary'. (Che Lowe?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I'll start the ball rolling. 1. He knows nothing about football. You sir, are obsessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 15. He shot down Colin, my pet owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West End Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 16 he is a red faced duck hunting hooray ***t 17 his name is wupert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Mikey Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I'll start the ball rolling. 1. He knows nothing about football. After being in sole charge of a professional football club for the best part of 10 years, I'm sure he knows alot more about football than you and most of the posters on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 After being in sole charge of a professional football club for the best part of 10 years, I'm sure he knows alot more about football than you and most of the posters on this board. So maybe he can add a couple of reasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheff Saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 18: He started Aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamanga Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 What is the point of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 19. He doesn't actually exist. But is merely a hologram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 12. He employed Gorden Strachan, Glen Hoddle, Dave Jones etc. Don't get me wrong I want the bloke to sell up like the rest of you but he has done well for our club at times as well as he has done bad. Yeah, he has done well bad! (and that ain't easy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 the fans on here who are parnoid about lowe and lives revolve round the tosser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_O_Mac Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 20. Failed to build on the 2003 FA Cup final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 20. Hes ruining this forum, turning its inhabitents into ****ing annoying ******s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketphilly Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I'll start the ball rolling. 1. He knows nothing about football. How many Chairman do know about football? They operate a business and employ managers and coaches for the footballing matters surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 21 His stock broking business will without any shadow of a doubt one day be discovered to be the first to short sell everything, dream up the financial investment scheme of sub-prime paper, and of course be responsible for Afghanistan and Iraq decending into chaos. In years to come he will also be seen as the major funding contributor to Obama which allowed him to inadvertently turn the US into the Socialist American Republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 20. Hes ruining this forum, turning its inhabitents into ****ing annoying ******s i second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCUK Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 22. He's a smug git 23. He has a smarmy smile 24. He really does know **** all about football, so he should **** off back to a sport that deserves him: hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 25. He forces brussel sprouts up his botty with no lubricant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 26. He got my dog pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverback Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 He always goes for the cheap option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints67 Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 27. He has just eaten my last Rolo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 28. He is David Cameron. 29. He drinks his own wee in order to stay young. 30. He spikes my drinks and touches my swimming custome area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 (edited) 31. He nearly ran me over outside a chippy outside the Valley a few years back Edited 12 November, 2008 by Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Re-numbering! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 How many Chairman do know about football? They operate a business and employ managers and coaches for the footballing matters surely. 28 He is a Chairman that operates a football business but fails to employ managers and coaches for the footballing matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 29. He gets all the laydeez...damn you Lowe...give the rest of us a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_John Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 30. Introducing the fans at this FAMILY Football Club to the word - "Dividends" e.g. Sept 2000 - £324,123 Sept 2001 - £328,070 Sept 2002 - £593,218 Sept 2003 - £856,227 Sept 2004 - £856,227 Sept 2005 - £140,000 TOTAL - £3,097,865 removed from the Football Club. 31. Introducing the football fans at the FAMILY Football Club to the words - "Share Buybacks" e.g. May 2002 400,000 @35p = £140,000 June 2002 2,746,153 @30p = £823,845 Oct 2002 1,120,000 @24p = £268,800 Sept 2004 450,000 @44p = £198,000 TOTAL - £1,430,645 removed from the Football Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 26. He got my dog pregnant He ****ed my club but I have stayed loyal to it. Did you stay loyal to your dog or get a divorce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprobert Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 30. Introducing the fans at this FAMILY Football Club to the word - "Dividends" e.g. Sept 2000 - £324,123 Sept 2001 - £328,070 Sept 2002 - £593,218 Sept 2003 - £856,227 Sept 2004 - £856,227 Sept 2005 - £140,000 TOTAL - £3,097,865 removed from the Football Club. 31. Introducing the football fans at the FAMILY Football Club to the words - "Share Buybacks" e.g. May 2002 400,000 @35p = £140,000 June 2002 2,746,153 @30p = £823,845 Oct 2002 1,120,000 @24p = £268,800 Sept 2004 450,000 @44p = £198,000 TOTAL - £1,430,645 removed from the Football Club. I've not seen that before - is that what you think has been taken out in total or what he has personally received? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 12a. Ignorant know all. That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 (edited) That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one. Crikey, is Wopper really a very big bloke who knows nothing at all? That's not nice. Edited 12 November, 2008 by hughieslastminutegoal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambsaint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 The words : 'See You Next Tuesday/Thursday/Time': spring immediately to my mind when his name is mentioned. (use text shorthand) CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_John Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 I've not seen that before - is that what you think has been taken out in total or what he has personally received? Total Dividends to all shareholders taken from EOY accounts Share Buybacks taken from announcements to the Stock Exchange = £4.5M since we moved to St Marys (2000). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 He ****ed my club but I have stayed loyal to it. Did you stay loyal to your dog or get a divorce? I traded her in for a new breed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instinct Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 31. He interferes with the team more than any chairman should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketphilly Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 31. He interferes with the team more than any chairman should He's interfering with the players! What, in the showers? Dirty old b*stard, shouldn't be allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 32. He has reduced the once proud football club I support into a glorified player production facility for other clubs in order to try and make profit for his plc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 33. Everytime he sees a thread about him he gets and erection. You're all helping out a toff in need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 34) Appointed Wigley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 35) Got rid of Pearson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 36. Not a Saints supporter. 37. Not a real Business man. 38. Dislikes Saints fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 39. He is a confirmed loser at football chairmanship but is too arrogant to admit it. .... so we suffer. Southampton suffers. & The club continues to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corsacar saint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Only 101 reasons. Why should I have one ounce of respect, for a person who regards most of the clubs real fans as riff- raff, and has never as much admitted any of his footballing mistakes at the club. In short he lacks humility, is totally arrogant and is destroying our club along with his other cronies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 40. The £4 million that he has received in salary and dividends since he first appeared at the club. 41.The £563,000 that he and his mate Cowen received in compensation when he was deposed 2 years ago. If the man had any scruples or love for the club you would expect him to pay it back as we are currently so cash strapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 12 November, 2008 Share Posted 12 November, 2008 Lets not forget at the end of the day Wilde is our biggest enemy it's because of him Lowe is here in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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